*SPOILERS* WWE Velocity & Smackdown Taping Results from New Orleans, Louisiana
Submitted by Brandon Scott Berthelot on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 at 8:13 AM EST





Smackdown is in Nawlins tonight, at the UNO Lakefront
Arena. Its me, BSB, here with the Smackdown Spoilers
this week.

The arena is pretty full. Some empty seats towards the
top. Tony the Chim comes out, and we start off with
Velocity. No dark matches this time.

Match 1 Matt Johnson vs. Orlando Jordan. Me and some
guys around me start a houseboy chant. Wonder if they
will edit that out. OJ wins with a really botched
Reverse Ace Crusher. After this Josh Matthews and his
new partner come out to Salivas Click Click Boom. I
missed the first Velocity with this new guy a week and
a half ago, if anyone has it on tape I would love to
get a copy. It was 12-18 I believe.

Torrie Wilson then comes out looking fine to announce
the next match, Kenzo Suzuki vs. Paul London. Kenzo
does his normal stalking bit with Torrie, and Hiroko
looks pissed. Kenzo beats Paul with the STO. Kenzo
smooches at Torrie, then leaves. Torrie leaves after
them.

Match 3 Billy Kidman vs Chavo. Billy misses the
Shooting Star Press, and Chavo wins with a boot to the
head.

Match 4 Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas vs. Mark
Jindrak and Luther Reigns. I try to start a Baldcore
chant. Jindrak pins Haas after Reigns yanks Charlies
neck down on the rope.

We start Smackdown, and Michael Cole and Tazz come
down to Tazzs music. We then get the GM Teddy Long, on
the tron, and he tells us that tonight is the champs
shoiwcase. All the champs will defend their titles
against opponents of their choosing.

We get John Cena first, who is mega over. He cuts a
good promo, then goes into the stands and give shis
jersey to a kid. Rene Dupree come sout and challenges
Cena. Cena wins a good match with the FU.

We see JBL and Amy Weber walking backstage, and they
come upon Joy. Amy tells Joy that she looks fat, and
Joy asks Amy where her waddle is. JBL gets in Joys
face, until Big Show pops up, and tells JBL he wants
the title match.

Out comes Kurt Angle, with his security and medal.
Kurt compliments JBL, and says he want the title
match. He brings out Matt Stryker, who lies and says
he is from New Orleans, and Kurt make shim tap to the
anklelock real quick.

We see RVD and Rey on the Tron, trying to decide who
they want to face. Eddie and Booker T show up, and say
he want the tag title shot, becaus ehtey know JBL wont
give them WWE title shots. RVD and Rey agree to think
about it. Book and Eddie start to argue about whos
name will go first in the tag team, while RVD and Rey
sneak off.

T shirt guy comes out, and on the Tron we see a recap
of last weeks Taker/Heidenreich match. It looks like
Taker and HR at the Royal Rumble.

Backstage we see Daniel Puder come in, and start to
get unpacked in the locker room. This angers Hardcore
Holly, and he and Puder get in eachother faces.
Baldcore talks about paying dues,a dn Puder is cocky.

Teddy Long is talking to some new bimbo, and JBL ,
Amy, and OJ walk in. JBL says he will defend the title
randomly, and he has all the Smackdown stars names ina
fishbowl. He picks a name and acts scared and wants to
pick again. TL tells JBL to go to the ring and defend
the title. Didnt they do this last year. Want to bet
me a hundred dollars its Shannon Moore.

MOOOOOOOOO!!! Its JBL and posse, minus Bashams. And
what a shock, JBL will defend the title against
Shannon Moore. JBL wins quick with a short arm
clothesline. Teddy comes out and demands to insepect
the fishbowl. Amy tries to sneak off with it, but Joy
gets her from behind and grabs it. A catfight starts,
and after they are both excorted out, Teddy checks the
names. They are all Shannon Moore. The creative team
is now officially out of ideas. You did this exact
same thing a year ago idiots. Teddy tell JBL he will
defend the title at the Royal Rumble against Kurt
Angle. Kurt comes out, and he a JBL have a great
argument. You have to see it live, reading it will not
do it justice. Teddy interrupts to tel them that it
will be a Triple Threat match with Big Show. Show come
out and clears the ring.

Here comes Funaki. Right after he comes out, we cut to
the tron where Josh Matthews is interviewing RVD and
Rey about who they will pick to defend the titles.
They say the want to wrestle Dawn and Torrie. But
really, they will face Eddie and Booker. And later,
Dawn and Torrie.

Back to the ring where Funaki is waiting, and he will
defend the title against Spike Dudley. Funaki wins
with a sunset flip. Spike tries to tell the ref and
audience that Funaki had the tights. No one believes
him.

Rey and RVD are out, then Eddie and Book. Eddie and
Book play the heels, isolating Rey, the RVD and
working them over. Finally Book and RVD end up outside
the ring, and Eddie tries to use his fake out on the
bumped ref to make him think Rey hit Eddie with the
belt. The ref catches Eddie faking, and Rey wins with
a rollup.

Carlito is on the Tron, and he tells us his New Years
Resolution is to get rid of Teddy Long.

Heidenreich is out, and he says hes not scared of
Taker. He has cost Taker the title twice, and he was
spareing Taker last week by running out. Takers gond
goes off, and the arena goes dark. Takers voice says
that at the Royal Rumble, HR will rest is peace. Some
druids wheel out a casket and place it next to the
ring. HR takes his time going over to it, he is
scared. Finally he touches it, and Taker pops out. HR
runs off, and Taker then poses in the ring.

JBL comes out, and this bit wont be on TV. JBl
complains about the lack of respect. He calls OJ a
killer, and tells OJ to get Taker. He tells OJ to
treat Taker like a white woman. JBL tries to attack
Taker, but gets chased out the ring. He and OJ then
attack Taker from different sides, and the casket
match starts. Taker finally wins by putting both JBL
and OJ in the casket, after chokeslamming both them
and the Bashams. After the match Heidenreich attacks
and Taker beats him down too. Taker poses in the ring,
and the show is over. Tony the Chim thanks us for
coming, and tells us to give a hand to New Orleans own
Heidenreich.

My Smackdown report will be up Thursday night, and
will also include a detailed recap of the casket match
as a bonus.


Brandon Scott Berthelot
Feyr@Yahoo.com








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