WWE Velocity Report 12/18/04 - Paul London Vs. Shannon Moore, Cena/Jesus, more
    Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, December 19, 2004 at 7:38 PM EST



    WWE Velocity
    December 18, 2004

    Hello and welcome to another edition of THE VELOCITY REPORT! Tonight is fairly special, but for a few different reasons: Two cruiserweights will battle, a new tag team looks to gain some steam, and a ppv bout will be re-broadcast! At ringside, Josh Matthews and new announcer Steve Romero(no more Demott's Turning Points?) are calling the action.

    Hardcore Holly/Charlie Haas Vs. Nick Synn/Tony Cilantro
    Holly and Synn(I believe a former member of The New Church from TNA) start things off with a lockup. Holly gets in a headlock, but Synn is able to push him into the ropes. Holly lands Synn with a shoulder tackle, runs over, and gets hiptossed. Holly kicks Synn away, allowinghim time to get back to his feet. Holly bodyslams Synn twice, then suplexes him for a 2 count. Holly tags in Charlie, who forearms Synn in the back. Charlie goes to slam Synn's face into the turnbuckle, but Synn blocks it, and slams Charlie into it face first. Synn tags in Cilantro, who Charlie proceeds to armdrag twice, before applying an armbar. Cilantro forearms his way out of the hold, and gives Charlie a european uppercut. Cilantro whips Charlie into the ropes, but Charlie ducks underneathe, and drops Cilantro face first on his knee. Charlie makes a cover, but gets a 2 count. Charlie applies a rolling front facelock, sending Clantro to the outside. Holly clotheslines Cilantro on the outside, before bringing him back into the ring. Charlie gives Cilantro a guttwrench suplex, makes a cover, but gets 2. Charlie goes for a whip into the corner, but Cilantro reverses it, sending Charlie into the corner. Cilantro charges, but Charlie gives him a back elbow. Charlie charges, but Cilantro catches him with a clothesline. Cilantro forearms Charlie, before whipping him into the ropes. Charlie blocks a hiptoss, picks Cilantro up with a firemen's carry, and dumps him over the ropes, and to the floor. Charlie tags in Haas, as Synn checks on his partner. Synn is tagged in, and Holly immediately goes for the kill. Holly slams Synn face first into the turnbuckle, and punches him. Synn switches places with Holly, and begins to chop him. Synn whips Holly into the opposite corner, charges, but Holly gives him a boot to the face. Holly gets Synn in the corner, and begins to chop him to the delight of the fans. Holly tags in Charlie, who clotheslines Synn. Charlie stomps on Synn for a bit, before Synn begins to punch and headbut Charlie. Synn goes to slam Charlie face first into the turnbuckle, but Charlie blocks it, and slams Synn into it. Charlie gives Synn a Tbone suplex, before clotheslining Cilantro out of the ring. Charlie tags in Holly, who set Synn up on the ropes. Holly grabs Synn's legs in wheelbarrow position, and kicks him in between! Holly whips Synn into the ropes, and gives him a powerslam. Holly goes to the top rope, and leaps off with a flying clothesline. Holly calls for it, and the fans want to see it. Holly picks Synn up, and drops him with the Alabama Slam for the win.

    Winners Via Pinfall: Hardcore Holly/Charlie Haas

    Still to come: A replay of the Street Fight between John Cena and 'Jesus from Armageddon.

    Up next: Who won the Million dollar contract? Mike Mizanin? Daniel Puder? Stay tuned!

    This Holiday Season, the WWE is going back agin, to perform for the troops.

    Commercial Break

    The WWE Body Slam of the Week: Last Sunday at Armageddon - Daniel Puder defeating Mike Mizanin in the Dixie Dogfight, via crowd decision.

    We are back, and the announcement of who won the Tough Enough competiton is replayed. It was this past Thursday on Smackdown, where, in the middle of the ring, DaNiel Puder and Mike Mizanin stood, waiting to know wether or not they will become WWE superstars. Al Snow opened the envelope, and the winner of the Million dollar contract was......Daniel Puder! He congratulated Puder, and informed him that he would be entered into the Royal Rumble match in January.

    Coming up: The replay of the Cena/'Jesus U.S. title Street Fight from from Armageddon.

    Last week in Hollywood: It was the priemere of Blade:Trinity, which Triple H, and the other stars of the film attended.

    Commercial Break

    The WWE Rewind: Last Sunday at Armageddon - Funaki, after a fairly impressive showing, defeated Spike Dudley, to become the Cruiserweight Champion.

    We are back, and the John Cena Vs. 'Jesus Street Fight from Armageddon in Duluth, GA is replayed in it's entirety. Since this match has already been recapped in the Armageddon AND Smackdown reports, I will only report on some of the highlights:

    - Cena introduced his new custom U.S. Title, which featured a spinning plate.
    - 'Jesus and Carlito took their time coming to the ring, where Carlito spit apple in Cena's face. In a rage, Cena began the beatdown on 'Jesus.
    - 'Jesus used a kendo stick to Cena's wound, but this only pissed Cena off more, as he bum rushed 'Jesus, and broke the kendo stick over 'Jesus's body.
    Cena tossed 'Jesus over the barricace, and punched him quite a bit.

    Commercial Break

    We are back, and we return to the footage of the match.

    - 'Jesus got kicked by Cena over the barricade, as the footage turns to black and white. 'Jesus is now bloody.
    - Cena beats on 'Jesus up into the seats, and attempted to push him over a balcony.
    - Back in the ring, Cena nails 'Jesus with a garbage can lid, and a metal sign.
    - Cena pumps up the shoes, picks 'Jesus up, and drops him with the F-U for the win.
    - After the win, the footage goes back to color, and Cena gets his chain back, He even nails Carlito with it for good measure.

    Up Next: Highlights from the WWE Championship match between JBL and Kurt Angle, from this past Thursday on Smackdown.

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    Commercial Break

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    We are back, and footage of the closing moments of the Kurt Angle Vs. JBL WWE Championship match is shown. In the closing moments, Angle counters out of a powerbomb with a sunset flip, and applies the Ankle lock. Orlando Jordan rushes the ring, but gets backdropped out of it, as Angle holds on. The Bahsams destract the ref, as Mark Jindrak and Luther Reigns come out to fight them off. JBL taps out, but the ref doesn't see it. Orlando nails Angle with the belt, but Angle is able to kick out. Angle re-applies the Ankle lock, but Orlando hits him, causing the dq ending(even though the cabinet was banned from ringside). Big Show comes out, and hands shokeslams Luther, chokeslams Jindrak, double chokeslams the Bashams, and gives Orlando the F-5. Big Show taunts JBL, and claims he's coming for his belt.

    Back to Velocity, and Paul London is making his way to the ring.

    Up Next: The UNadvertised Main Event - Paul London and Shannon Moore will go one on one, in what promises to be a competitive bout.

    Best of Raw in 2004. This Monday night.

    Commercial Break

    Footage from the WWE's Christmas in Baghdad event last year is shown. (My mom, who overheard the show, made an interesting point. When one of the guys in charge of the event said, "Let's do tis again in 2004", my mom said, "Why does he want to war to continue?")

    Back to the show, and Shannon Moore has made his entrance, as it is now time for our MAIN EVENT of the evening!

    Paul London VS. Shannon Moore
    The match starts with a lockup, leading to a seperation in the corner. Another lockup, and London applies a hammerlock. Shannon reverses into a hammerclock of his own. London rolls out of it, and applies a wristlock. Shannon rolls out of it, and also applies a wristlock. Shannon turns it into a headlock, and holds on tight. London tries to push him off, but Shannon holds on. London is able to get out of it with a drag variation, but Shannon reapplies it. London pushes Shannon into the ropes, but gets hit with a shoulder tackle. Shannon attempts to go to the ropes, but London picks his ankle, and applies a front facelock. Shannon stands up, and reverses out of the hold with a headlock. London gets out of it, ducks a clothesline, and both men go for a dropkick at the same time. The two men are at a standoff. Shannon calls for a knucklelock, and London agrees. Both men in the knucklelock, and neither cn get the strength advantage. Shannon and London trade some kicks, as they circle around the ring. London trips Shannon onto his back, has a cover, but Shannon gets a shoulder up. Still in the knucklelock, London puts the shoulders down, but gets another 2. Another cover, and another kick out at 2. London tries to get back ontop of Shannon, but Shannon, still with the knucklelock, uses leaverage to leap onto the ropes, leap off, and take London down with an armdrag! London hiptosses Shannon, then armdrags him. London blocks a kick, and turns it into a waistlock. Shannon struggles with it, and gets out by tripping London onto his back. London kicks Shannon into the ropes, goes to kick again, but Shannon uses it to flip back and over London, and onto his feet! London gets up, and nails a spinning heel kick. Shannon goes to the outside, to try and regain his bearings. London slingshots himself over the ropes, but Sannon moves. London lands on his feet, but Shannon hits him with a clothesline on the outside. Shannon pushes London into the apron, and back into the ring. Shannon slams London, makes a cover, but gets 2. Shannon applies a headlock, asLondon struggles wit hit. London gets some fans behind him, as he punches out of the hold. Shannon forearms London, and kicks him in the chest. Shannon goes for a whip into the corner, but London reverses it. London leaps over Shannon, goes to the top rope, but Shannon trips him. Shannon puts London in the tree of woe, and kicks him a few times. Shannon goes to the second rope, and slams a knee against London's chest. Shannon goes back to the second rope, but London, still in the tree of woe, pulls himself up, and GERMAN SUPLEXES SHANNON! The referee gets London out of the tree of woe, and begins the count. The men get up at eight, and London kicks Shannon in the corner. London sits Shannon on the top rope, and pulls him down, exposing his back. London forearms and kicks the back a bunch of times, before DROPSAULTING the back! Shannon falls back to the mat, as London nails him with a jumping heel kick for a 2 count. London whips Shannon into the ropes, but Shannon holds on. Lodno charges, blocks a kick, but Shannon connects with a forearm. Shannon rushes and nails a mat based version of the Mooregasm for the 2 count. Shannon whips London into the corner, charges after, but gets hit with a back elbow. London leaps over Shannon, but Shannon takes London down, goes for a headlock, but London moves, rolls Shannon up, and gets the win!

    Winner Via Pinfall: Paul London

    Well, thats it for Velocity. I thought the London/Moore match was awesome! If you think it should be Velocity Match of the Year, send me your thoughts! If you have any questions, answers, lovemail, hatemail, pics of 'Jesus being squashed by another person somewhat smaller than him, or just wanna shoot the s##t, feel free to send any and all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com . Thanks for reading, and come back next week, where you will determine the Velocity Match of the Year, as read on.........THE VELOCITY REPORT!!!!




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