WWE Velocity Report 12/11/04 - Please Don't Die: The Eve of Armageddon
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, December 12, 2004 at 7:09 PM EST





WWE Velocity Report
December 11, 2004

Hello and welcome to yet another VELOCITY REPORT! Tonight(well, it's afternoon now), you will see two bulls go head to head, the Cruiserweight Champion looking for a win going into the ppv, and a re-match that has been due since October. The show begins with a video package, highlighting the recent change in Billy Kidman's attitude, his match with Paul London at No Mercy, and the announcement of the grudge re-match, tonight! Josh Matthews and Bill Demott are at ringside, as Billy Kidman is making his way to the ring(Main Event on first?).

NO MERCY Re-match
Billy Kidman Vs. Paul London
As London's music hits, he immediately rushes the ring, and the match is on! Both men pound on each other, showing us why this is a grudge match. London lands some forearms, whips Kidman into the ropes, and hits him with a backelbow. London nails two forearms, before attempting to whip Kidman. Kidman reverses the whip, but London slides underneath, gives Kidman a Manhattan Drop, and clotheslines him over the top rope, and to the floor. London is fired up, and starts to stomp the mat. We know what this means, as London hits the ropes, jumps over, and gets Kidman with a somersault! Back in the ring, London leaps off the apron with a sling shot clothesline on Kidman. London gets a whip reversed, sending him into the corner. London backelbows Kidman, goes to the second rope, leaps off, and mushroom stomps Kidman. London then nails Kidman with a PERFECT jumping heel kick to the head, that sends him to the outside. London is still fired up, as he goes to the top rope. London leaps off, but Kidman moves out of the way, sending London face first into the barricade. Back in the ring, Kidman begins to stomp on London. Kidman whips London into the ropes, and flapjacks him. Kidman proceeds to choke London, then makes a cover, but gets a 2 count. Kidman then chokes London against the ropes, before applying a standing abdominal stretch. The crowd gets behind London, as he hiptosses Kidman to break the hold. London kicks and chops Kidman, then forearms him. London ducks a forearm, and hurricarana's Kidman. Lodnon hits a spinning heel kick, whips Kidman into the ropes, and gives him a backdrop. London nails the Dropsault, goes for the cover, but gets 2. London goes for whip, but Kidman counters with a firemen's cary into a gut buster. Kidman makes a cover, but gets 2. Kidman has a whip reversed, sending him into the corner. London hits the ropes, but Kidman catches him with a BK Bomb. Kidman sets London in position, and goes to the top rope. Kidman does the Shooting Star Press, but London moves out of the way at the last moment. London struggles to the top rope, but Kidman stops him. Kidman goes for a superplex, but London drops him face first. London, on the top, hits the 450 Splash, and gets the win, to even the score, and the series 1 - 1!

Winner Via Pinfall: Paul London

Demott's Turning Point: When Kidman misses the Shooting Star Press, allowing London to regain his bearings, and hit the 450 Splash.

Later Tonight: Luther Reigns looks to get some action before his ppv match, by facing off with Hardcore Holly.

Up Next: Tough Enough has come down to only two. See how, next.

Experience Smackdown Live: Armageddon in Duluth, GA 12/12 - Nashville, TN 12/14 - New Orleans, LA 12/28 - Albuquerque, NM 12/29 - San Antonio, TX 12/30

Commercial Break

Highlights and footage from WWE Live Events in Worcester, MA and Madison Square Garden are shown, showing how fun it is to experience the action in person.

We are back, and Tough Enough comes down to two. A video package is shown, highlighting to contest up until now. The participants. The challenges. The eliminations. So now, at Armageddon, Mike Mizanin and Daniel Puder will go at it in a Dixie Dog Fight(regulation Boxing match), in a final attempt to gain the fans' votes, and become a WWE Superstar.

John Cena Returns at Armageddon.

Commercial Break

The WWE Body Slam of the Night: This past Thursday on Smackdown - Funaki, after eliminating Chavo Guerero and Billy Kidman, wins the battle royal, and earns a title chot against Spike Dudley, at Armageddon.

We are back, and our next match may be considered a "Reunion" of sorts.

Non-Title ECW Alumni challenge
Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley Vs. C.W. Anderson
The match starts with a lockup, then a headlock from Spike. Anderson pushes Spike into the ropes, and hits him with a shoulder tackle. Anderson poses, as Spike looks concerned. The men go for a knucklelock, which leads to Anderson applying a waistlock. Anderson takes Spike down, but Spike is able to escape. Anderson goes for a lockup, but Spike kicks him in the gut. Spike rings the arm, and applies a hammerlock. Anderson moves around the ring, and gets out of the hold by sending Spike to the outside. Back in the ring, both men shove each other. Spike goes for a punch, but Anderson blocks it, and gives Spike a right hand. Anderson gets Spike in the corner, gets on the second rope, and attempts the Ten punches. Anderson gets three punches, before Spike gets out of it, and takes Anderson off the second rope with almost a modified powerbomb. Spike goes to the top rope, and super stomps Anderson's midsection. Spike kicks Anderson's gut, before foot choking him for a bit. Spike uses the ropes to drop a high knee across Anderson's throat, then hits a snapmare, and applies a headlock. Anderson gets to his feet, but Spike knees him, then kicks him HARD in the lower midsection. Spike shoots the half, gets the cover, but only a nearfall. Spike attempts a reverse chinlock, but lets go. Spike then applies another headlock, but Anderson keeps trying to get out. Anderson eventually gets to his feet, chops Spike a few times, whips him into the ropes, but gets hit with a headbut to the gut. Spike goes for a Dudley Dog, but Anderson counters into a HUGE spinebuster, knocking both men down. Both men up at 5, and Anderson punches and chops Spike. Anderson whips Spike into the ropes, and hits him with a backelbow. Anderson clotheslines Spike, whips him into the ropes, but gets telegraph kicked. Spike goes for a clothesline, but Andersone ducks, and hits a half nelson exploder suplex. Anderson tries to bring Spike into the center of the ring, but Spike holds onto the ropes. Spike rakes Anderson's eyes, hits the ropes, and gives Anderson a forearm. Spike the gives Anderson the multiple stomps in the corner. Spike goes to the other side of the ring, rushes, but Anderson catches him with a SWEET superkick to the face! Anderson makes the cover, but gets 2. Anderson whips Spike into the ropes, but Spike holds on. Anderson goes for a kick, but Spike moves out of the way, and hits the Dudley Dog for the win!

Winner Via Pinfall: Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley

Up Next: Highlights of the big 4 on 3 tag team Main Event from this past Thursday on Smackdown.

This Holiday season, The WWE Returns...to say Thank you to the troops.

Commercial Break

For those who sin, comes their day of reckoning. JBL. Eddie Guerrero. Booker T . Undertaker. Fatal 4 way match. WWE Championship. Armageddon. Live on PPV.

We are back, and highlights from this past Thursday's main event on Smackdown are shown. It was JBL and his cabinet(Orlando Jordan and The Basham Brothers) Vs. Eddie Guerrero, Booker T, and The Undertaker. In the closing moments of the match, Taker, Eddie and Booker had JBL in the ring. They all took turns beating on him, until the Cabinet entered the ring. Orlando got chokeslammed, as The Bashams were beaten on as well. Booker hit Orlando with the Scissors kick, Eddie hit him with the Frog Splash, then Taker Tombstoned him for the win. JBL looked on scared, while all three men looked on, and had the title belt laying in the ring. This Sunday, it will be:

WWE Championship
JBL(C) Vs. Undertaker Vs. Eddie Guerrero Vs. Booker T

WWE Tag Team Championship
Rey Mysterio/RVD(C) Vs. Rene Dupree/Kenzo Suzuki

Dixie Dogfight
Daniel Puder Vs. Mike Mizanin

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Spike Dudley(C) Vs. Funaki

Special Referee - Charlie Haas
Dawn Marie Vs. Miss Jackie

3 on 1 Handicap match
Big Show Vs. Kurt Angle/Luther Reigns/Mark Jindrak

WWE U.S. Championship Street Fight
John Cena(C) Vs. 'Jesus w/Carlito Caribean Cool

Up Next: The Main Event - Hardcore Holly. Luther Reigns. One on one.

Triple H is in Blade:Trinity. Go see it, and watch him be called a "Diaper Stain" by Ryan Reynolds.

Commercial Break

The WWE Rewind: This past Thursday on Smackdown - Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam defeat Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree to become WWE Tag Team Champions, only three days shy of their ppv match.

We are back, and it is now time for our MAIN EVENT!

Luther Reigns Vs. Hardcore Holly
The match starts with a lockup, leading to a seperation in the corner. Holly gets some big pops, before locking up again. A seperation in the corner, and Luther shoves Holly. Holly shoves back, and the men have a staredown. Another lockup, and Luther applies a headlock. Holly pushes Luther into the ropes, ducks underneath, and goes for a shoulder tackle. Luther barely budges, and Luther hits Holly. Luther backhands Holly, whips him into the corner, goes for a splash, but Holly moves out of the way, and rolls Luther up for a close 2 count. Holly chops Luther a bunch of times, then whips him into the corner. Luther backelbows Holly, then kicks him in the gut. Luther whips Holly into the ropes, but gets a telegraph kick, and a few punches. Luther rests on the ropes, while Holly grabs his legs in wheelbarrow position, and kicks Luther where the sun shall never shine. Luther kicks Holly, and sends him shoulder first into the ringpost, and to the outside. We'll be right back!

Commercial Break

We are back, and Luther just got a 2 count on Holly. During the break, Luther whipped Holly into the ring steps. Back to the match, and Luther applies a top wristlock. The fans are behind Holly, as he slowly gets up. Holly punches out of the hold, but gets clotheslined by Luther. Luther makes a cover, but gets 2. Luther then applies an armbar variation. Luther kicks Holly, and drops an elbow. Luther makes a cover, and gets a nearfall. Luther re-applies the top wristlock armbar, but the fans get behind Holly. Holly gets up, and punches out. Luther goes for a clothesline, but Holly ducks, and hits a backsuplex. Both men are up at 6, as Luther goes for a boot. Holly ducks, clotheslines Luther twice. Holly whips Luther into the ropes, and nails him with a SWEET dropkick. Holly makes a cover, but gets 2. Holly goes to the top rope, and leaps off with a clothesline on Luther. Holly makes a cover, but gets 2. Luther kicks Holly, whips him into the ropes, and gets caught in a cradle rollup for a 2 count. Luther trips Holly into the ropes, then hits him the his variation of the Roll of the Dice for the win!

Winner Via Pinfall: Luther Reigns

Before I finish off this report, I'd like to post the "Velocity Matches of the Year". I looked through my past reports for this year, and even looked at my tapes, and I think the following matches were the best Velocity had this year:

- Rey Mysterio Vs. Jamie Noble >> 5/1/04
- Nunzio Vs. Billy Kidman Vs. Akio Vs. Rey Mysterio >> 4/10/2004
- Booker T Vs. Billy Gunn >> 8/7/04
- Paul London Vs. Akio >> 12/4/04
- Cruiserweight title: Chavo Guerrero(C) Vs. Ultimo Dragon

You can vote for which match was the best by emailing me, and I will post it in the final Velocity of the year. If you would like to add a match, just email me. And, of course, if you have any questions, answers, lovemail, hatemail, pics of Luther Reigns holding a balloon, or just wanna shoot the s##t, send any and all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com . Thank you for reading, and come back next week, as that Gorilla in the zoo flings his poo at the wall, in order to form the words.....THE VELOCITY REPORT!!













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