New South Wrestling Alliance "Saturday Night House Party" - 11/27/04
    Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, November 28, 2004 at 7:36 PM EST



    NSWA "Saturday Night House Party"
    November 27, 2004
    From the NSWA Arena in Kenner, La

    Hello everyone. Your favorite Velocity reporter brings to you the results from the most recent show put on by the New South Wrestling Alliance. Unfortunately, I was unable to attend. However, Ref Chris of the NSWA posted full results on the NSWA message boards, and has allowed me to post the results here.

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    NSWA House Party - November 27, 2004
    ----------------------------------------Sassy opened the show with a promo thanking Joe Kane for his help at All Hallows Evil in October, and then brought out the "new and improved" Dirty Sanchez for his scheduled match with Blade Boudreaux.

    The returning Minotaur came out, however, and said that Blade Boudreaux had "a little accident." He also said that after being out for two months with a shoulder injury, he comes back to the NSWA and all they have him doing is an interview. So, Minotaur claimed he would hold the show hostage, and beat everyone who came out up, starting with Dirty Sanchez, until he got a match with some real competition.

    Joey Homegrown vs Ell Gallo Con Caso -
    Very fast paced matchup involving one of the up and coming students of the NSWA wrestling Academy, and the guy who brought weed brownies to All Hallows Evil. El Gallo Con Caso works faster than a chocolate laxative. Match ended when Minotaur came out again and chokeslammed El Gallo and then destroyed Joey Homegrown, looking for someone to come and accept his challenge. Bones hit the ring, and accepted, setting up a match for later that night.

    Rev. Heaven Lee Love vs Scott Starr - 2 out of 3 Falls-
    This was a rematch from All Hallows Evil, with the added stipulation of 2 out of 3 falls, as their first meeting went to a time limit draw. Rev. Love won Fall #1 when he nailed Scott Starr with the collection plate. Scott Starr won Fall#2 when he hit Rev. Love with a Gory Bomb. Scott Starr won Fall#3 when Rev. Love pinned Starr after using a foreign obect, and the referee caught him with the object, restarting the match, and Starr got a school-boy rollup for the win.

    Bones vs Minotaur -
    Bones and Minotaur just killed each other for 10 minutes, until Bones got the better of Minotuar with a series of clotheslines that knocked Minotaur over the ropes to the floor. Bones then attempted a tope' over the ropes onto Minotaur, but Minotaur caught Bones in Mid-air, and then proceeded to slam Bones into the wall of the arena twice, and then put his head THROUGH THE WALL.
    Minotaur quikly rolled Bones into the ring, and attempted a pin, but Bones somehow kicked out at 2. Minotaur then hit his version of the Vader bomb, but Bones again kicked out at a close 2 count. Minotaur, frustrated now, hit one more Vader bomb, and was able to score the pinfall.

    NSWA World Champion Sassy Vegas vs En Salada De Papa -
    Sassy Vegas hit the ring for his title defence. He claimed that he had a special opponent flown in especially for the night, and was honored to be in the ring with such a legend. A legend who was supposedly trained by the likes of Mr. Wrestling II, and who had won several pancake eating contests. He then introduced his opponent, "the little blond kid in the mask who thinks he's Mexican." En Salada came out, and the match began. Sassy took his young opponent very lightly, and was superkicked out of his shoes for his trouble. On at least 6 different occasions, En Salada came within a second of becoming the world heavyweight champion. Sassy got the win, however, by pinning En Salada with his feet on the ropes. After the match, Sassy was impressed with the young student, and offered him a spot with he and Dirty Sanchez, in their new SuperGroup, as president of their fanclub, the Fraternal Alliance of the Great Sassy, or F.A.G.S. En Salada accepted, and removed his mask, declarin
    g his name for all to hear, Michael Mustanich. Unfortunately, Sassy didn't really hear him clearly, or something, because he kept calling him "Mikey Manwich."

    Main Event - "Prince of Pain" Joe Kane vs ??? -
    Announcer Kory McGuinness made an announcement that Bryan Hart would not be appearing, due to injuries that may have been caused by an attack from Joe Kane, and that a suitable replacement had been found, in the "SexBomb" Terry Bryant. Kane dominatd for most of the match, but Bryant would come back in bursts, until he got his dreaded "Goozle" on Joe Kane, which is apparently, a handful of nutsack from behind. Kane, understandibly stunned, was then pinned by a small package. Joe Kane immediately jumped Bryant after the bell, and Sassy Vegas and his F.A.G.S. attacked Bryant as well. Scott Starr hit the ring with a chair, and Sassy issued a challenge to Starr for the next big NSWA show, Carnival of Carnage, on January 22.

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    Well, there you have it. If you want more info on the NSWA, go to www.nswawrestling.com , or visit the message boards at http://www.b2g4.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=NSWABOARD . If you have any questions, answers, lovemail, hatemail, pics of Sassy Vegas standing next to Rene Dupree (twins?), or just wanna shoot the s##t, send ano and all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com . PLEASE WRITE "WRESTLING" IN THE SUBJECT, OR IT COULD BE DELETED! Thanks for reading, and be sure to check out THE VELOCITY REPORT!




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