WWE Velocity 11/27/04 - Thanksgiving Weekend Special
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, November 28, 2004 at 7:20 PM EST





WWE Velocity
November 27, 2004

Hello everyone, and welcome to a holiday edition of THE VELOCITY REPORT! Happy Thanksgiving! Tonight, the WWE says "thanks" to us with a night of tag team action! We will see the return of Paul London, the massacre of two unknowns, and the excitement of a big Six man cruiserweight tag! Josh Matthews and Bill Demott are once again calling the action, as the show starts off not with pyro, but The Basham Brothers.

The Basham Brothers Vs. Paul London/Funaki
London and Doug start things off with a lockup, leading to a an aggressive seperation in the corner. Doug kicks London, and pounds on his back. Doug hits a snapmare takedown, goes for a headlock, but London counters into a hammerlock. Back on their feet, and London gets Doug in a headlock. Doug counters into a top wristlock, but London flips over him. Doug gets ontop of London, and almost gets a nearfall. Doug applies a headlock, gets sent into the ropes, and knocks London down wit ha shoulder tackle. Doug pounds on London in the corner, and tags in Danny. Danny attacks London's back, and whips him into the ropes. London goes underneath Danny, and lands some forearms. London hits the ropes, but gets leveled with a clothesline. Danny drops an elbow, and tags in Doug. Danny applies a rear chinlock, as Doug stomps London in the face. Doug drops a leg, makes a cover, but gets 2. Doug tags in Danny, who proceeds to kick London in the gut. London attempts to get on the offensive with some chops, but Danny drops an elbow. Danny slams London's head into the mat a few times, before knocking Funaki off the apron. While the ref is distracted with Funaki, Doug an Danny beat on London. Doug, now the illegal man (unbeknownst to the ref), chops London in the corner. Doug tags in Danny, who kicks London in the gut. Danny snapmares London, and applies a full nelson. With the crowd behind him, London slowly makes his way up. London stomps on Danny's foot, and hits a few backelbows. Danny releases the hold, and hits London a few times. Danny whips London into the ropes, goes for a hiptoss, but London blocks it, and goes for a backslide. Doug tags himself in, and breaks the pinning attempt. Doug headbuts London, makes a cover, and gets a 2 count. Doug whips London into the ropes, and knocks him down with a forearm. Danny tags back in, chops London, and whips him into the ropes. London holds on, and telegraph kicks Danny. Danny holds onto London's legs, as London tries to reach his corner. Doug comes in to help, but London makes the tag. Funaki comes in, punches both men a few times. Funaki clips Doug's knee, bulldogs Danny, dropkicks Doug out of the ring, and punches Danny. Funaki has a whip reversed, but nails Danny with an enziguiri. Funaki goes for a cover, but Doug breaks it up. Doug hits London with The Last Impression (leaping leg lariat), while Danny sits Funaki on the top rope. Funaki goes for a tornado ddt, but Danny pushes him backfirst into Doug's knee. Danny grabs Funaki, and drops him with Brain Damage (baldo bomb) for the win.

Winners Via Pinfall: The Basham Brothers

Later tonight: A big six man tag team match as Chavo Guerrero, Shannon Moore, and Nunzio team up to take on Akio, Billy Kidman, and Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley.

Up Next: Who was eliminated from the Tough Enough contest this week? Stay tuned.

JBL's day of reckoning has come, as he defends the WWE Championship against Booker T, Eddie Guerrero, and The Undertaker at Armageddon. Live! Sunday, December 12, at 8 p.m. eastern, on ppv.

Commercial Break

The Rise and Fall of ECW DVD in stores now!

We are back, and highlights of the Tough Enough Challenge from this past Thrsday are shown. But before the challenge began, it was discovered that Dan Rodimer was eliminated. This weeks challenge would be arm wrestling. Dan Puder beat Mike Mizanin fairly easily, while Ryan Reeves beat Justice Smith. When it came down to Puder and Reeves, it was Puder who came out victorious in the arm wrestling challenge(the fans chanted "UFC" at Puder).

Later tonight: Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley leads the team of Akio and Billy Kidman, against the challenge of Nunzio, Shannon Moore, and Chavo Guerrero. Who will come out on top?

Experience Smackdown Live!: North Charleston, SC Nov. 28 - Raleigh, NC Nov. 29 - Richmond, VA Nov. 30 - Worcester, MA Dec. 4 - Madison Square Garden Dec. 5

Commercial Break

The WWE Slam of the Week: Last Thursday on Smackdown - The Big Show, celebrating Thanksgiving with some of the announcers and divas, in the ring. Luther Reigns comes in, and pies new diva Joy in the face. Big Show throws food at Reigns, and kicks him out of the ring.

Back to the show, as we are reminded of the phrase, "When in reigns, it pours".

Luther Reigns/Mark Jindrak Vs. Rory McAlister/A1
Luther sykes up Jindrak, as he starts off with A1. The men lockup, and seperate in the corner. Jindrak momentarily backs off, before slapping the crap out of A1. Jindrak slams A1, and drops four elbows. Jindrak tags out, as Luther kicks A1 in the face. Luther slams A1 down to the mat, and gets Rory to tag in. The men lockup, but Luther hits him with a headbut. Luther backhand chops Rory in the face, then hits a release double arm suplex. Luther puts his foot on Rory's chest, and gets a 2 count. Luther sits Rory on the top rope (not in the corner), and boots him off. Rory lands headfirst on the apron, and falls limp to the outside. Jindrak brings Rory back into the ring, where Luther makes the easy pin, and the flawless victory.

Winners Via Pinfall: Luther Reigns/Mark Jindrak

After the match, Jindrak knocks out A1 with a stiff left hand.

Demott's Turning Point: When Luther syked up Jindrak before the match, leading to total domination of the match.

Up Next: Highlights from this past Thursday's tag team main event.

This holiday season, the WWE returns to Iraq, to say thanks to the troops.

Commercial Break

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We are back, and highlights of the tag team main event from this past Thursday on Smackdown are shown. It was Eddie Guerrero and Booker T, fighting WWE Champion JBL and Orlando Jordan. In the closing moments of the bout, Booker T fights Orlando on the outside, when Danny Basham (sporting a Rey Mysterio mask) punches Booker. In the ring, Eddie goes for a frog splash, but Doug Basham (dressed as a fan) punches him, knocking him off the top rope. All of this allows JBL to get the win. As JBL and Orlando celebrate, the gong hits, and the lights go out. When the lights come back on, The Undertaker is in the ring, and chokeslams Orlando. JBL tries to cheap shot him, but Undertaker hits him with a Tombstone. Undertaker grabs the title, and holds it up. At Armageddon, JBL will defend the WWE Championship in a fatal 4 way match, against Eddie Guerrero, Booker T, and The Undertaker. Also, Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki defend the WWE Tag Team Championship against Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam.

Up Next: The Main Event - The team of Chavo Guerrero, Nunzio, and Shannon Moore look to make an impact against the team of Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley, Billy Kidman, and Akio.

This week on Raw, GM Orton will force HHH to defend the World Heavyweight Championship against the Raw Roster in a battle royal.

Commercial Break

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We are back, and it is now time for our main event of the evening.

Six man Tag Team match
Billy Kidman/Akio/Cruiserweight Champion Spike Dudley Vs. Shannon "All that and" Moore/"The Full Blooded Italian" Nunzio/Chavo Guerrero
Nunzio and Akio start things off with a lockup, then an armbar by Nunzio. Nunzio sweeps the legs, and gets a nearfall. Nunzio hits a firemens carry takedown, and gets another nearfall. The two men are at a standoff, as Akio shoves Nunzio. Nunzio shoves back, then hits a hiptoss. Nunzio applies a fujimara armbar, but Akio rolls out of it, and gets a front facelock. Nunzio counters into a waistlock, which is released after a rolling mule kick in the corner from Akio. Akio whips Nunzio into the opposite corner, goes for a kick, but Nunzio moves out of the way. Akio protects himself but backflipping out of the corner, but gets hit with a russian leg sweep. Nunzio goes for a cover, but gets a 2 count. Nunzio tags in Shannon, who helps Nunzio whip Akio into the ropes. Nunzio hits a drop toehold, while Shannon drops a leg. Shannon makes a cover, but gets a nearfall. Shannon tags in Chavo, who helps Shannon whip Akio into the ropes. Both men kick Akio in the gut, Shannon hits a neckbreaker, and Chavo hits a rolling senton for a 2 count. Akio knees Chavo, and tags in Spike. Chavo armdrags Spike, then applies a standing armbar. Spike begs for a tag from Kidman, but Kidman is unsure. Spike knees Chavo, hits the ropes, and gets hiptossed. Kidman rushes at Chavo, but get sent over the ropes, and to the floor. Akio rushes in as well, and gets sent over the ropes, and on the apron. Akio knocks Chavo down with a forearm, but Nunzio knocks him off the apron. Nunzio jumps off the apron onto Kidman, as Shannon goes to the top, and jumps off onto Akio. We will be right back!

Commercial Break

We are back, and Chavo european uppercuts Spike. Spike rakes the eyes, and gives Chavo a manhattan drop. Spike hits the ropes, but Chavo kicks him, and calls for a Gory Bomb. Kidman enters the ring, and dropkicks Chavo. Spike tags in Kidman, who stomps and beats on Chavo. The fans heckle Kidman, as Akio chokes out Chavo behind the ref's back. Kidman snapmares Chavo, and applies a sitting variation of the abdominal stretch. The crowd gets behind Chavo, who slowly makes his way up. Chavo knees Kidman, hits the ropes, ducks underneath, and european uppercuts Kidman. Kidman hits Chavo with a backelbow, and tags in Akio. Akio stomps on Chavo, goes for a suplex, but Chavo cradles him, and gets a nearfall. Akio hits a spinning heel kick, before covering Chavo, and getting a 2 count. Akio tags in Spike, who tosses Chavo to the outside. Behind the ref's back, Kidman and Akio beat on Chavo. Back in the ring, Spike shoots the half, makes a cover, and gets a nearfall. Spike applies a rough chinlock, as the crowd gets behind Chavo once again. Chavo gets up, elbows Spike, but gets slammed headfirst into the corner. Spike tags in Akio, who kicks Chavo twice, then spin kicks him in the face. Akio foot chokes Chavo, then Spike chokes him as well. Akio chokes Chavo again, then tags in Kidman. Kidman stomps on Chavo, then slams Chavo. Kidman goes to the apron, leaps over the ropes, and legdrops Chavo for a 2 count. Kidman snapmares Chavo, and knocks Nunzio off the apron. Behind the ref's back, Spike is tagged in, who helps Kidman whip Chavo into the ropes. Chavo telegraph kicks Spike, headlocks Kidman, head scissors Spike, and takes them both down! Chavo crawls, and tags in Shannon. Shannon clotheslines Spike, clotheslines Kidman, spinning heel kicks Spike, leg lariats Kidman, and backdrops Akio. Kidman reverses a whip, but Shannon takes Kidman down with a hurricarana. Shannon ducks a Spike clothesline, and hits him with a northern lights suplex pinning attempt. Shannon has the cover, but Akio breaks it up. Nunzio dropkicks Akio in the face, sending him out of the ring. Nunzio clotheslines Kidman, sending himself and Kidman over the ropes and to the floor. Chavo leaps over the ropes, and crossbody's Kidman on the outside. Shannon reverses a whip, but Spike headbuts him in the gut. Spike goes for a Dudley Dog, but Shannon counters with a whip into the corner. Spike tries to leap over and behind Shannon, but Shannon grabs Spike by the legs, and face plants him. Shannon goes to the second rope, and hits the Mooregasm (flipping neckbreaker) to win the match! SHANNON MOORE HAS WON ANOTHER MATCH, AND HAS PINNED THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Winners Via Pinfall: Chavo Guerrero/Shannon "All that and" Moore/"The Full Blooded Italian" Nunzio

Well, that's it for Velocity. If you have any questions, answers, lovemail, hatemail, pics of Paul London not looking weak after returning from a major fued with Billy Kidman(which had a ppv match), or just wanna shoot the s##t, feel free to send any and all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com . In the subject, PLEASE WRITE "WRESTLING", OR IT COULD BE DELETED!! Thank you for reading, and come back next week, as the train of life speeds past a sign that reads.....THE VELOCITY REPORT!!!








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