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Submitted by Dumass on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 2:34 PM EST
No real interesting opening since I'm working on something else. ______________________ Apparently those backstage in WWE realize that storylines have been extra flat lately and are not what they were before WrestleMania XX. WWE will be reacting to the problem and may have a possible solution. According to latest reports, the company will be hiring another creative team member to oversee the storylines for both brands to make sure that they are going in the right direction. This new member will be a creative team manager that will analysis the storylines to make sure that they make sense and everything stays interesting. WWE is also considering hiring more creative team members as the overwhelming feeling is that the creative teams are just too small and more members mean more ideas which in turn represents further creativity. ........I never know when the WWE is playing around with us or if they actually are a legit business. There are times when I'm fooled to believe that the WWE can actually be a good company. This is probably one of them. It's a good idea that they now have enough common sense to actually want more creative ideas other than doing things that happened years ago again. All I ask is that the new members actually know something about wrestling. Despite the fact that most fans haven't been that interested in the whole "Raw Diva Search", WWE management is very high on the contest and thinks that it was responsible for Raw's jump in the ratings this week. Because of this, expect the contest to be pushed hard over the next several weeks. You know who deserves to win this Diva search?  Her name is Bobbi Billard. She had a developmental deal with the WWE and she got screwed out of it. If you want to learn more about it, my boy ODBJBG (you know, the guy that fooled Hyatte) has a column up about it and an interview with her also. I'd suggest you check it out. Click here for the link. This past week, the WWE lost a member of their creative team. Dominic Pagliaro, who had been a favorite of Stephanie McMahon, resigned from his position with the company. He was said to be telling people backstage that he wasn’t “appreciated for his genius”. However, no one in the WWE is sad to see him go. Pagliaro has been described by many as a “video producer who has no idea what he was producing and didn’t understand the business”. Pagliaro also was said to have a very disrespectful attitude towards the talent, and even bragged once about how he got to fly on the company plane when the superstars embarked on their European tour a few weeks back. This comment didn’t sit very well with the talent, since most of the superstars travel on normal flights and drive a lot of miles to get from show to show. I don't know what to say so I'm just going to show Stephanie's tits because that all I got from this.  I don't think she gives a shit. The current talk backstage in the Raw locker room is to give Rodney Mack a new gimmick once he returns to the Raw roster. As I reported here a couple of days back, WWE has removed the “Rodney Mack bio” from the official Raw superstars site in order to set the stage for the return gimmick. Latest word indicates that Mack’s new gimmick will be a spin off of the Junkyard Dog, which is interesting considering that Junkyard Dog trained both Mack and his wife Jazz. For those who do not remember, Mack worked as Red Dawg back in Extreme Championship Wrestling towards the end of the promotion’s run. The Junkyard Dog is dead. Rodney Mack's career is dead. Why, oh why, are they going to shit all over the Junkyard Dog like this? He was a yes-man, for crying out loud. I swear, if I see Rodney Mack do the Junkyard Headbutts I will stop watching wrestling for the month that this shit will go on. During an interview on ESPN SportsCenter today, Brock Lesnar stated that he wishes that he never went to the WWE after he finished college. Brock thought that the WWE would be an easy path to fame and riches, but now wishes that he went straight into the NFL once he was done with school. Brock Lesner was and still is a fucking pussy who couldn't take a good thing that he was handgiven and run with it. Brock, you know the only reason why you're being looked at from the NFL is because of your time in the WWE. If it wasn't for Vince, you'd be in a cubicle wishing you were dead. Be happy that you got a chance at something that hundreds of kids wish they had. Sorry Brock, saying something as stupid as that shows that the only thing you deserve is to be sucking cock behind a 7-11. Despite the fact that John "Bradshaw" Layfield has been quite outspoken in recent weeks, he still isn't a locker room leader backstage. Most of the SD superstars consider The Undertaker & Kurt Angle to the the two main locker room leaders, while JBL tends to keep to himself most of the time. I guess the whole 'recruiting for the Supreme Race' thing didn't work out too well for you, eh Bradshaw? In an effort to prevent another case of ending the push of a wrestler believed to have tons of potential, WWE has new plans for Garrison Cade. Cade, currently a RAW wrestler, will portray a character that imitates Shawn Michaels. Set to be called "H.B. Cade," the new character will get wrestling gear similar to that of HBK. I'm guessing this is the reason why the WWE is hiring new creative minds. Holy shit, are we in trouble. The overwhelming feeling from company management was that last night’s PPV was a train wreck. The only people that seemed to be satisfied with the quality were the McMahons, however, the general consensus is that no one was fooled about the quality of the show. Of course the McMahons were happy about the show. You know it's really bad when your boss says 'Damn, you guys suck!' You would think, with the low morale, the wrestlers would actually want to go out there and actually put on a good PPV, but then again, it isn't their 35$ being spent on the PPV, so I see their point. That's all for this column. I'm working on something really good and hopefully some of you may remember it. It should hopefully be out later this week; possibly Thrusday or Friday. Then we will also have a special column on the 4th Of July. So, hope to find you guys here and reading them. Nip/Tuck owns all television and Micheal Moore is a lying pussy. Thanks for reading. Dumass AIM: Dumass4k Lethal Wrestling - If I had a choice between this column and C. England's columns......I'd probably read his more.
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