Memphis Wrestling TV Report 6-27-04
    Submitted by Gregory White on Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 6:31 PM EST

    Memphis Wrestling
    Home of Rhythm & Bruise
    written by Gregory White
    Gregwhite@yahoo.com
    6/27/04 UPN studios

    Memphis TN Hosts:Corey Maclin and Brian Teigland.

    They open the show with Cory and Brian discussing the situation with Jerry Lawler and Cory Maclin with everyone as king Brian about it. Cory mentioned that he had to buy a new watch because of what Lawler did to his Rolex last week.

    They show the clip.

    I told everyone what a high dollar guy Corey really is. I am going to apologize and let bygones be bygones and let you continue the show. I will shake your hand, Corey. Lawler admires Corey's Rolex watch. This is expensive. What did I say what type of watch Corey wears? It says Rolex. Do you know what a Rolex is? Would you be honest and say how much it costs? You would not be able to afford it, Corey, if it was not for me. How much does it cost? Corey, I work for a living. I am a grown man. Don't go there with me. Lawler, calls out a man from the crowd and asks some questions which the man answers. How much did you pay? over $5,000. Lawler then slams the watch on the concrete floor which shatters the watch in a million pieces. Corey really looks mad and then storms off. The fans start a cory chant.

    Jimmy Hart comes out. On behalf of Jerry Lawler, we are very sorry about the watch and would like to replace it with something twice its value of your watch. It was specially ordered. Hart pulls out a watch with a crown on it and says that it is 14k gold. Cory, hold it!!! You mean that you and Jerry are going to give me a watch with a crown on it so when I look down on it that I will think of Lawler. Tell him to shove it because I don't want it. Hart, you don't know who you are messing with. The man is offering you a peace offering.

    They announce that later on today that there will be a $1000 Battle Royal and Cory lays out 10 $100 bills on the announcers desk.

    They show Brian Christopher beating the Sexy Assassin with a belt last week. The first match of the day is Brian Christopher vs the sexy Assassin #7. The Sexy Assassin puts up a good match. Brian hits the Assassin with a belt. Winner:Brian Christopher.

    The sexy Assassins come out and Cory hides the money because he does not trust them. The Sexy Assassin #7 talks. I know according to Brian Christopher that we are not supposed to talk. We have something to say and we want to say it to Brian Christopher. Brian comes out. What is wrong with this picture? I am being called out by a couple of jobronis. I don't know what is going through your pea brains but you don't call me out here. I am your boss. The Sexy Assassin #7, Everyone is tired of hearing your big mouth including us. We are tired of you calling us stupid and wearing these ridiculous costumes. Both Assassins throw their capes on the ground. I respected you a long time but we quit. Brian Christopher, pick up your capes!!!!!!! You did not pick up your capes??? Sexy Assassin #7, Like I said we don't work for you. We quit. Brian then looks at the Sexy Assassin #6. Brian, I suppose that you quit too. I say Sexy Assassin #7 and #6 that you don't quit. You know why? Because you are fired!!!!! Do not take the masks off!!!!!!! The fans start a take off the mask chant. The Sexy Assassin #6 takes off his mask. Brian Christopher then tells the Sexy Assassin #6 not to take off his mask. They both jump Brian Christopher and beat him up in the ring. Brian then makes a hast retreat to the dressing room.

    They then show a throwback match to where Jerry Lawler beats Kurt Henning for the AWA title with Jackie Fargo as special referee.

    Jerry Lawler with the AWA Title and Jimmy Hart come out. Brian Teigland talks with Lawler and Hart while Cory sits at the desk. Jerry sets the AWA belt on the announcers desk and mentions to Cory that this is the belt that I won from Kurt Henning in 1988. It is very valuable. What I have in my hand is more valuable. I offered you this 14 k gold watch as a gesture of peace and friendship. It is priceless and I am offering it to you. Cory, You think that this will replace a Rolex watch? Jerry, Are you going to take it? Cory, Shove it!!! I don't want it!!!!!!

    The first match of the day is Jerry Lawler with Jimmy Hart vs Shane Mathews. The match does not last long as hart has the referee distracted and Lawler uses the pile driver and Lawler starts to beat on Matthews. Lawler makes the pin. Winner:Jerry Lawler

    Lawler continues to beat on Matthews until referee Jerry Calhoun tries to make the save and Lawler continues the beating. Cory comes in and and acts stupid and pulls Lawler off Matthews. Cory tackles Lawler at one point and Lawler starts to beat on the stupid announcer. The security guy comes out as well as the dressing rooms empty with all the wrestlers and even Brian Christopher saving Cory maclin's butt. Cory is escorted from the ring area and the fans start a Cory chant. Jerry Lawler, What was the meaning of that? Brian Christopher tells Lawler to calm down. We know that you have problems with Cory and that he is stupid and don't know what he is doing. I have problems with two jobronis the Sexy Assassins. What I need to do is to get rid of these guys. I need a tag team partner. I need somebody who is going to be a mean dirty low down individual just like you have been in the past few weeks then we don't have to stop with the Sexy Assassins. The King and the Grandmaster can start running roughshod over everyone. We can get rid of Cory Maclin, this freak (Brian Teigland) right here, the big fat cameraman. we can take over.

    We can turn this into our wrestling show. We can take over the world. This can be the greatest tag team of all time. Jerry Lawler, Grandmaster wants to hook up with Jerry Lawler and Jimmy Hart and get rid of those two jobronis, The Sexy Assassins? Is that what you say? Brian Christopher, Kinda. Well the Grandmaster and The King get rid of the Sexy Assassins, Cory and everyone else. We don't need Jimmy Hart. It will be me and you baby. They show Jimmy Hart looking worried. Jimmy Hart, The greatest manager in the history of wrestling that you and Lawler want to tag up and leave me back in Memphis. When you were working at McDonald's in High School, me and Lawler were selling out the Midsouth Coliseum. Hart then has a fit. When I was managing the hart Foundation you were in Memphis TN. Brian, when I was in High School at McDonald's. I bet you were going through puberty then. Brian then mocks Jimmy Hart. Lawler separates the two. Brian, Jimmy Hart sounds like a girl!!! We don't need him!!!

    Brandon Groom and Summer comes out. We are excited to be in Memphis and excited to be at the Memphis Midsouth Coliseum. They show a match from last week. The last match of the day is an eight man tag match. Shock, Koko Ware, Tracy Smothers and someone else with Jimmy Hart vs Brandon Groom with Summer, Scott Starr, Derrick King and Tony Gunn. Summer even gets in the action. Summer mentions that she tried to save Brandon Groom. Jimmy hart and Shock comes out. Shock mocks Brandon Groom. The match will be like nothing that you ever had in your life. Let me say something about the tramp that you have. If she ever sticks my nose in my business again, I will slap you on your mouth. Summer slaps Shock. Shock goes after Summer and Brandon Groom and Shock brawl.

    Mable comes out with the Southern Title belt. The ratings are going through the roof because Mable is on the TV screen. They have a battle royal on later today. I don't care about it. What I want is someone from the WWE to challenge me for the Southern Title at the Midsouth Coliseum.

    The second match of the day is King Mable vs El Pancho. Mable sidewalk slams El Pancho. Winner:King Mable.

    Bill Dundee comes out. The shoulder is healing good. We have two weeks now? to which Cory confirms. I bet you have plenty of memories at the Midsouth Coliseum? Bill Dundee, I watched him wrestle. I am going to give him a wrestling lesson. I am not selling you short. You got the Cruiser weight belt. Polish it up son. If it goes an hour or fifteen minutes. Bill Dundee will win it I promise.

    They have a throwback segment with Bill Dundee with Porkchop Cash vs Handsome Jimmy Valiant with Wayne Ferris from Jan 1978. Dundee wins by dq when Ferris hits Dundee.

    Jimmy Hart and Shock comes out. Shock, I am gonna win $1000 and at the Coliseum I will win both cars and give one to Jimmy Hart. Koko Ware and Tracy Smothers come out. Koko sings. Oh Yeah Baby!!!!!!! I am gonna win $5,000 today because I am gonna buy everyone a toothbrush for their stinking breath!!!!!!! Tracy Smothers, I am gonna buy some deodorant and some shampoo for the fans to change the oil in their hair. We are gonna split it three ways First Family Style. Jimmy Hart, Four Ways!!!!

    The final match of the day is a $1,000 15 man battle Royal. here is the order of elimination and who eliminated who according to the best of what I could keep up with.

    Steven Lee eliminated by Brian Christopher
    Shane Matthews Brandon Groom
    Lifeguard Scott Starr Allen Steel

    The Camera goes down after getting hit accidentally. Johnny Dotson eliminated by Jerry Lawler Shock and Sexy Assassin # 6 by Lawler Lifeguard Johnny Gunn Tracy Smothers Koko Ware by Jerry Lawler Derrick King by Lawler and Christopher.

    Brian Christopher then takes the money and hands Lawler 5 $100 bills. Lawler is about to take it but Hart tells Lawler to pin Christopher. Hart grabs the microphone and tells Lawler not to take the money. Lawler takes the money.

    Lawler and Jimmy Hart come out after commercial. Hart is really whining. You did not have to give the money to that punk. Lawler, I did not give the money to that punk. I split it with Brian Christopher. Lawler looked like he was about to give Cory $500 for his watch. Brian Christopher comes out. Did you hear that? We could of split the money. He wants you to do all the work and split the money with him. We are the ones who earned the money. We deserve the money, all the money. We don't need him. me and you a tag team. We are unstoppable without him. Jimmy Hart, I forgot more about wrestling then you will ever know. You need me more than I need you. But the King is what makes this. This is Hart and Lawler's town not yours. Lawler, I have Cory jumping on my back. You better thank your lucky stars that all the wrestlers pulled me off you because you would be wearing false teeth with your teeth rolling on the floor like chic-lets. and if you ever touch me again Cory, I promise you that it will be the last person that you ever touch and you will never see that mansion in MS Someplace. he does not even live in Memphis. He moved out. Cory mentions Lawler's houses in such places as Hawaii and Florida. Brian Christopher, I second that I hate you, Hart. Jerry Lawler, I am not with you Brian Christopher and I am not with the First Family. I will make my decision if I will be Brian Christopher's partner or join the First Family next week.

    MEMPHIS WRESTLING "THROW BACK NIGHT" Presented by: Southaven Pontiac Buick GMC Saturday July 10, 2004 at 8pm doors open at 7pm Tickets on sale Monday June 14th at 12 noon. Ticket prices are: $10.00 Ringside $7.00 Loge $5.00 General Admission Balcony plus $1.25 facility fee on all tickets Coliseum box office hours are: Monday thru Friday noon to 5pm Saturday 10am to 2pm To order by phone call 901-525-1515, to order online, go to
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