WWE Velocity Results 6-26-04
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, June 27, 2004 at 6:08 PM EST



WWE Velocity Report
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Bill Demott
Report by Billy Arceneaux
June 26, 2004

Welcome everyone to a DETAILED VELOCITY REPORT! If you haven't checked it out already, read the latest "Take up thy Wrestling Boots and Walk" column, as I compete against 2 other LOP TV Recappers in the booking contest. See how I did, and email me what you thought about it!

Charlie Haas w/Miss Jackie Vs. Sakoda
The match starts with a strong headlock applied by Charlie. Sakoda gets out, but gets hit with a shoulder tackle, and taken down with a firemen's carry. Sakoda taunts the crowd, and misses an enziguiri. Charlie tries to get Sakoda on his back, but Sakoda rolls to the ropes. Sakoda gets in a cheap shot, then goes back to the ropes. Another lockup leads to a forearm in the corner by Charlie. Sakoda gets whipped back into the same corner, and tossed to the mat. Sakoda quickly regains his bearings with an uppercut and an enziguiri, sending Charlie facefirst into the second turnbuckle. Sakoda hits a devastating neckbreaker for a 2 count. Sakoda puts Charlie in a neck vice, but Miss Jackie gets the crowd fired up, which helps Charlie back to his feet. Unfortunately, he is taken back down with a stiff STO. Charlie gets worked on in the corner, and gets hits with some HARD knees to the frackin' face, leading to a running knee smash! Strong Style, bitch! Charlie ducks another attack, and flapjacks Sakoda on the ropes. Both men get up, and Sakoda delivers two punches, but misses the third, as Charlie begins to throw a few haymakers. Sakoda is whipped to the ropes, and hit with a backelbow. Charlie nails a shoulder tackle, and a dropkick before hitting a big splash in the corner. Sakoda gets flapjacked again, allowing Charlie to lock in the Haas of Pain, giving him the submission victory.

Winner Via Submission: Charlie Haas w/Miss Jackie

Still to come: The Rematch - Mark Jindrak Vs. Hardcore Holly

Comercial Break

The WWE Sting of the Night: Rey Mysterio defeating Chavo Classic to become the Cruiserweight Champon, two weeks ago on Smackdown.

We are back, and the Cruiserweight Battle Royal from Smackdown is recapped. After an awesome multi-man fight, Chavo Guerrero eliminates Billy Kidman with the Gory Bomb to win the match, and go to The Great American Bash to fight Rey Mysterio for the Cruiserweight title. Don't forget, active members of the United States Armed Forces will be able to watch the ppv for free!

Commercial Break

We are back, and the Eddie Guerrero / John Bradshaw Layfield feud continued this past Thursday night on Smackdown. Bradshaw suggested to GM Kurt Angle that Eddie wrestle a match before the ppv, in order to teach him some respect. Of course, JBL can't do it himself, so Angle has his bodyguard, Luther Reigns do it. After a very impressive showing from Luther, Angle is forced to leave the ringside area after trying to interfere(Eddie used a classic trick to catch him). Eddie nails the Frog Splash, but the match ends when JBL begins to beat up Eddie. Bradshaw tries to choke him with a bullrope, but Eddie eventually gets the upperhand, forcing JBL to escape to safety. It will be Eddie Guerrero defending the WWE Championship against John Bradshaw Layfield in a Texas Bullrope match at The Great American Bash.

Commercial Break

The WWE Slam of the Week: Sable calling Torrie Wilson fat, and Torrie calling Sable "Easy", leading to a pull apart brawl, this past Thursday on Smackdown.

We are back, and the next match is....next.

Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli Vs. "The Black Nature Boy" Scoot Andrews
The match starts with a lockup and chest slap by Johnny. Scoot is sitting on the top rope, waiting to lockup again. Scoot suggests a Greco Roman knuckle lockup, but kicks Johnny in the gut. Johnny uses the ropes to flip out of a wrist lock, and sends Scoot to the outside. Impressive. Back in the ring, Scoot asks for a handshake, and tries to attack, but Johnny counters, and hits a firemen's carry slam, F-U style. Johnny goes for the cover, but gets a nearfall. Johnny gets Scoot in a front facelock, but Scoot gets out and applys a hammerlock. Johnny rolls out of it, and applys a hammerlock of his own. Scoot goes for a snapmare, but Johnny rolls through it, still holding on to the move. Scoot gets to the ropes, and the hold is broken. Scoot nails Johnny with a backelbow, and sends Johnny into the ring post, and to the outside. On the ring apron, Johnny hits Scoot's gut, but Scoot punches him, and leaves him laing on the second rope. Scoot goes to the second rope, and hits a flying guillotine leg drop, but Stamboli is in the ropes, so no pin can be made. Scoot delivers some punches, and chokes Johnny in the ropes. Johnny is whipped into the corner, but kicks Scoot in the face. Scoot ducks a clothesline, and levels Johnny with a jumping heel kick. Scoot goes for the cover, but gets 2. Johnny is whipped into the ropes, but jumps over Scoot to roll him up in a sunset flip for a 2 count. Scoot goes for a cover, gets 2. Johnny counters in another cover, gets 2. Scoot counters again1, gets 2. Scoot goes to the ropes, and gets nailes with a spinebuster. Johnny makes a weak cover, but Scoot gets the shoulder up. Johnny nails Scoot with some punches, and levels him with a HARD clothesline. Johnny hits a backelbow, and then a HUGE press slam for a 2 count. Johnny calls for another press slam, but Scoot flips out of it, and whips Johnny into the corner. Johnny gives Scoot a boot to the gut, but Scoot then gives him a backelbow. Scoot leaps off the second rope, but is caught by Johnny. Johnny presses him over his head, then drops him with a swinging DDT / F-5 variaton for the 1,2,3.

Winner Via Pinfall: Johnny "The Bull" Stamboli

Commercial Break

A video package for the Concrete Crypt match airs.

We are back, and the John Cena Vs. Undertaker match for this past Thursday was shown. After an awesowe back and forth match, Undertaker hits Cena with a steel chain, and drops him with a tombstone to win the match. Paul Heyman comes out with the urn, and Undertaker bows to it. It will be The Undertaker Vs. The Dudley's in a Concrete Crypt match at the Great American Bash. Also, John Cena will defend the U.S. title in a fatal 4 way elimination match against Booker T, Rob Van Dam, and Rene Dupree. Torri Wilson Vs. Sable. Rey Vs. Chavo for the Cruiserweight title. Eddie Vs. JBL in a Texas Bullrope match for the WWE Championship.

Up Next: The Rematch - Mark Jindrak Vs. Hardcore Holly

Commercial Break

We are back, and it is now time for our Main Event.

"The Reflection of Perfection" Mark Jindrak w/Theodore R. Long Vs. Hardcore Holly
Before the match, Theodore introduces Mark, and lets everyone stare at perfection. Mark looks at himself in the mirror, before Hardcore interrupts.
The match starts with Jindrak beating Holly down the moment he entered the ring. Holly delivers some chops, but gets beat on again. Jindrak jumps over Holly after a whip into the corner, and beats on Holly some more. Holly counters a hiptoss into one of his own. Holly lands a HARD right hand, and chops the chest of Jindrak in the corner. Holly uses his foot to choke Jindrak, and begins to go after Theodore. The fans want to see it, but Theodore hides in the crowd, as Jindrak nails Holly with a shot to the face. Holly is pushed back first into the barricade, and sent back into the ring. Jindrak makes a cover, but gets a nearfall. Jindrak hits a suplex, but only gets 2. Jindrak chokes Holly for a bit, and hits him with a left hand. Holly is whipped HARD into the corner, and gets stomped on. Jindrak hits a snapmare takedown, and traps Holly in a side headlock. The fans want Holly back up, and get it. Holly gets out of it, and is brought back down by Jindrak. Jindrak continues the beating in the corner, and whips him HARD, again, into the corner. Another snapmare takedown by Jindrak, and another side headlock on Holly. Holly gets up, but gets leveled by a backelbow. Jindrak makes the cover, but gets 2. Holly is again whipped into the corner, but he kicks Jindrak in the face, goes to the top rope, and hits a flying crossbody for a 2 count. Holly is whipped into the ropes, but he beats Jindrak down, whips him into the ropes, and lands a SWEET dropkick for a 2 count. Theodore argues with the ref on the apron, but Holly knocks him off. Jindrak hits a SWEET dropkick, goes for a cover, but gets 2. Holly reverses a whip into the corner, catches Jindrak as he tries to leap over him, and drops him with the Alabama Slam to end Jindraks undefeated streak!!

Winner Via Pinfall: Hardcore Holly

Well, that will do it for Velocity. I'm not sure if I'm gonna order The Great American Bash or not. Some of it looks good, but not $34.95 good. I might end up splitting it with my dad, or something. I already made a fantasy card for the ppv, which you can read in my last Velocity Report. I have some predictions for the ppv as well:

Billy Gunn Vs. Kenzo Suzuki - While I'm not too impressed with Kenzo, he does have some potential, and this match is a good way to help him along. I dont really see this as a ppv match, but more as a Sunday Night Heat match. I can't really see Kenzo losing this one. Winner - Kenzo Suzuki

Mordecai Vs. Hardcore Holly - I am actually looking forward to this one. The Mordecai character is SO gimmicky, it's gonna work. This is a good match for him to have at this point, and is gonna "Crucify" Holly on this night. Winner - Mordecai

Luther Reigns Vs. Charlie Haas - While some of the matches on the card saw some buildup, this onbe has had NONE! I am very impressed with Luther, but I think Charlie will somehow pull out the win. Winner - Charlie Haas

Torrie Vs. Sable - I have always wanted to see these two fight one on one, just not now. As long as someone gets Sable bombed, I'll be happy, as these two can fight to some degree. Winner - Torrie

Rey Mysterio(C) Vs. Chavo Guerero for the Cruiserweight title - This ought to be another Cruiserweight classic. After some very odd weeks, the Cruiserweight title may finally be heading in a better direction, with Rey as the navigator. Winner - Rey Mysterio

Concrete Crypt - I'm not totally sure what to expect, but whenever The Undertaker and Paul Heyman are involved in a very dark situation, you just know that something is gonna happen! Winner - ???

Fatal 4 way U.S. title - I like how this match has been built up. I can see Cena winning this, as well as RVD for that matter. I would have liked to have seen a U.S. title tourny, with the winner fighting Cena(the tourny apart of the ppv), but this is good. Winner - Cena or RVD

Texas Bullrope WWE Title - This has old school bloodbath written all over it. This is Bradshaw's kind of match, and Eddie is gonna have his hands full. Should be sweet. Winner - Eddie

Well, theres my predictions. Should be an interesting ppv.Oh, and heres something interesting from the writer of "Take up thy wrestling boots and walk":

Hey Billy.

Sorry to say, but I missed something in the column earlier. It has been
pointed out to me, and it appears I forget to penalise Tina at one point in
scenario 1. While I won't change it now since it's already been posted,
since it would have meant you finishing top I'd like to offer you the chance
to return in the next you be the booker in a few weeks.

If you'd like to, let me know.

Sorry about the mistake. Not very proffesional I know.

Pt2

So guess what yall: I WON!! Don't worry Pt2, everyone makes mistakes. I sent word to him that I would be more than happy to compete again. So look out everybody for the next You be the Booker!

If you have any questions, answers, lovemail, hatemail, comments, pics of Jindrak looking at himseld too hard that his eyes explode, or just wanna shoot the s$#t, send all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com In the subject, please type "Wrestling" as I get lots of junkmail. Thanx for reading, and join me again next week for the next chapter in the epic saga called.....THE VELOCITY REPORT!!!!!








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