WWE Velocity Results 6-19-04
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, June 20, 2004 at 3:05 PM EST
WWE Velocity Report
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Bill Demott
Report by Billy Arceneaux
June 19, 2004
Hello all, and welcome to the VELOCITY REPORT! Unfortunately, this edition will NOT be as detailed as my other reports usually are. It will be very short for two main reasons: 1 - My labtop has become infected with multiple viruses, which bump me off the net and other computer programs. The wallpaper on my desktop has been changed to include pornographic images, which can be a little unsettling at times. 2 - The videotape I used to record the show got eaten when I tried to watch the show for the report. But don't worry. I have the match results, and no stupid pornographic viruses are gonna stop me!(Well, at least for these first few minutes. Gotta hurry!)
Jamie Noble defeated Paul London
Nunzio/Johnny Stamboli(F.B.I.) defeated Akio/Sakoda
"The Reflection of Perfection" Mark Jindrak defeated Hardcore Holly
From what I was able to see, the best match of the night was London/Noble. Well, being that this report is incredibly short, I think I'll share with you my...
THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH "FANTASY" CARD
This is just what I think would be cool to see at the Smackdown ppv. The matches with stars next to them have already been announced.
*WWE Championship - Texas Bullrope Match
- Eddie Guerrero(C) Vs. John Bradshaw Layfield
*WWE U.S. Championship - Fatal 4 Way Elimination
- John Cena(C) Vs. Booker T Vs. Rob Van Dam Vs. Rene Dupree
* "Live free or die" Handicap match
- The Undertaker Vs. The Dudley Boys
WWE Cruiserweight Championship - 2/3 Falls
- Rey Mysterio(C) Vs. Chavo Guerrero
Triple Threat "Sudden Death" match
- Rico/Charlie Haas Vs. Basham Brothers Vs. Akio/Sakoda
1st Annual American Pride Trophy Series
- Quarter Finals = Battle Royal ( Final 4 men advance )
- Semi Finals = 2 one on one matches
- Finals = One on One ( Winner gets trophy and future U.S. Title Shot )
I dunno, but I think this card would be sweet. The Triple Threat Sudden Death would basically help determine new Tag Title contenders. The American Pride series should involve wrestlers who are not currently on the card. The Battle Royal could take place on Heat, Velocity, or Smackdown before the ppv. I think the whole series would give more importance to the U.S. Title, and help establish new stars, like Paul London and Mark Jindrak. Just an idea, though.
Well, that's all for now. Be sure to read the next " Take up thy wrestling boots and walk "
column, as I will be competing in the " You be the booker " contest. Wish Me Luck! If you have any questions, answers, hatemail, lovemail, comments, pics of Kurt Angle listening to 50 Cent, or just wanna shoot the s@%t, send all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com In the subject, please type "Wrestling" as I get lots of junkmail/viruses. Thanx for reading, and come back next week for a much longer and more detailed edition of....THE VELOCITY REPORT!!!!!!
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