WWE Velocity Results 5-29-04
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Monday, May 31, 2004 at 12:46 PM EST



WWE Velocity Report
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Bill Demott
Report by Billy Arceneaux
May 29, 2004

Hello again everyone, and welcome to a new VELOCITY REPORT! I apologize for the report being late, as I was rather busy on Saturday and Sunday, largely due to it being Memorial Day weekend, and my family wanting to have a barbecue. I hope everyone else had a great Memorial Day weekend, and will have an awesome Memorial Day!

Nunzio/Johnny Stamboli(F.B.I.) Vs. Billy Kidman/Paul London
The match starts with Kidman and Nunzio starting things off. Kidman gets the crowd riled up, both men lockup. Kidman takes Nunzio down from behind, but Nunzio makes it to the ropes. Another lockup, and Kidman has a headlock on Nunzio. Kidman goes to the ropes, hits a shoulder tackle, and brings Nunzio down with a headlock takedown. Nunzio slowly gets to his corner, allowing Stamboli to tag himself in. Nunzio goes for a cheap shot, and runs away. Kidman attacks Stamboli, runs the ropes, and hits the headscissors takedown. Kidman hits an armdrag, and tags in London. Stamboli is whipped into the ropes by both men, Kidman ducks under Stamboli, and London hits an EXCELLENT dropkick for a nearfall. London goes for a headlock, gets sent to the corner, back elbows Stamboli, hits a mushroom stomp from the second rope, and lands a hurricarana. London nails Stamboli with a jumping side kick for a 2 count. Stamboli pushes London into the corner, and tags in Nunzio. Nunzio stomps on London, and taunts the crowd. London hits Nunzio with some forearms to the face, gets whipped into the ropes, duck under Nunzio, back flips onto his feet, and Stamboli attacks from behind. Nunzio hits a snapmare takedown, and traps London in a chin lock variation. London gets to his feet, knocks Stamboli off the apron, and gets hit with a russian leg sweep from Nunzio. Nunzio goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count. Stamboli is tagged in, and goes to work on London's ribs. London gets on the offensive with some forearms, but gets picked up and dropped by Robert Deniro(Stamboli). Stamboli goes for the cover, but Kidman breaks it up. Stamboli gets London in a side headlock, but Kidman and the crowd cheer London to his feet, but London gets sent back to the F.B.I.'s corner. Nunzio is tagged in, as London desperately tries to get to Kidman. Nunzio goes to drop a bare knee, but London moves. Nunzio goes for an elbow drop, but London moves and tags in Kidman. Kidman begins to clean house by clotheslining Nunzio twice, giving him a backdrop, knocking down Stamboli, hanging Nunzio in the ropes, dropkicking Stamboli, and sending Stamboli into Nunzio. London hits Stamboli with a dropkick from the top rope, and Kidman hits Nunzio with a BK bomb. Kidman sets up for the Shooting Star press, but Stamboli knocks him down with a punch(and a chain?), allowing Nunzio to go for the cover, and get the win.

Winners Via Pinfall: Nunzio/Johnny Stamboli(F.B.I.)

Commercial Break

The WWE Rewind: John Bradshaw Layfield(JBL) saying that he is the no.1 contender to Eddie Guerrero's WWE Championship, and will also name the stipulation for their one on one match at The Great American Bash. He says that he will get what is his, and will destroy Eddie.

We are back, and Booker T gives us his thoughts on The Undertaker, from this past Thursday. Booker says that next week will be his rematch against Undertaker, and that he's not afraid of his powers. The lights go dark, and lighting hits one of the turnbuckles. Booker asks if that is all Taker has, and 3 more bolts of lightning hit the ring. Booker Booker admits that Taker is scary, and says it will take more than lightning to beat him. Next week, Bokker will shock the world. Can You Dig That Sucka? Next week, Bokker T Vs. Undertaker on Smackdown. Also on Smackdown, Torrie Vs. Miss Jackie Vs. Dawn Marie Vs. Sable in a Summer Break Out Bikini Contest.

Commercial Break

The WWE Sting of the Night: Chavo Classic, with help from Chavo Guerrero, defeats Akio on Smackdown.

We are back, and the next match is.....next.

"The Reflection of Perfection" Mark Jindrak w/Theodore R. Long Vs. Shannon Moore
Before the match, Theodore does his mic work, and gets the crowd hating Jindrak. Jindrak looks at himself in the mirror, until Shannon Moore's music hits.

The match starts with Jindrak pushing Shannon into the ropes. He tells Shannon that he's got nothing, and then shows off his muscles. Another lockup, and Shannon is pushed face first into the mat. Jindrak poses again, much to the crowds distaste. Jindrak throws Shannon to the outside, and poses yet again. Shannon gets back into the ring, and dropkicks Jindrak from behind, sending him to the outside. Theodore consoles Jindrak until Shannon hits a baseball slide. Shannon beats on Jindrak, and send him back into the ring. Jindrak knees Shannon, whips him into the ropes, and Shannon goes for a sunset flip. Jindrak picks Shannon up, and clotheslines him down. Jindrak stomps on Shannon, and chokes him in the ropes. Jindrak hits a suplex, goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count. Jindrak gets in some more stomps, and nails Shannon with a left hand. Jindrak hits a snapmare takedown, and traps Shannon in a chicken wing variation. Shannon gets out of it, but gets nailed with a SWEET dropkick from Jindrak. Jindrak does some push ups and sit ups, and flips back onto his feet. Jindrak poses some more, but Shannon hits him with some chops, two forearm smashes, and a jumping side kick, which finally takes Jindrak down. Shannon goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count. Shannon is placed on the top rope, and leaps off with a flying side kick on Jindrak for the 2 count. Shannon goes for a second rope crossbody, but lands on Jindraks knee. Jindrak hits the Mark of Excellence, and ends this contest.

Winner Via Pinfall: "The Reflection of Perfection" Mark Jindrak w/Theodore R. Long

Commercial Break

We are back, and the situation involving Eddie Guerrero is recapped. This past Thursday, GM Kurt Angle announced that Eddie would wrestle later in the night, and that EMT's would be at ringside to help Eddie if he passes out again. Later in the night, Eddie comes out for his match against Danny Basham, and sends the EMT's to the back. He beats on both Bashams, sending them to the outside. Angle appears on the stage, and says that Eddie can't wrestle until he sign a waiver, freeing Angle from any legal responsibilities. Eddie is pissed, and beats on the Bashams a little more.

Commercial Break

We are back, and highlights from the Lumberjack match from this past Thursday are shown. It was John Cena defnding the U.S. Title against Rene Dupree, in a lunberjack match. Kurt Angle came out to watch. During the match, the good guy lumberjacks cheered Cena on, as the bad guys tried to beat him up. Booker T did most of the Cena beating during the match. Cena hit the FU to win the match, much to the delight of the crowd and the good guys, but also much to the dismay of Angle and the bad guys. Cena and the good guys pose in the ring and taunt Angle as Smackdown went off the air.

Commercial Break

It is now time for the main event of the evening!

Billy Gunn Vs. Sakoda
The match starts with Billy getiing the fans clapping. Both men lockup and go to the corner. Sakoda gets the ref to break it up, and claims that Billy was pulling his hair. Another lockup, and Billy gets a wristlock on Sakoda. Sakoda gets in one of his own, and gets Billy in a headlock takedown. Billy gets out of it, and gives Sakoda a headlock takedown of his own. Sakoda gets out of it, and Billy gets another headlock on. Billy hits a shoulder tackle, goes for the cover, but gets a nearfall. Sakoda delivers a knee to the gut, but gets hit with two armdrags and a BIG hiptoss. Billy goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count. Sakoda runs to the corner, and hides behind the ref. Literally. The ref moves, and Sakoda delivers a kick to Billy. Sakoda drops Billy with an armbreaker, and tells the crowd how smart that was. Sakoda wraps Billy's arm in the ropes, and even drops it over the top rope. Sakoda goes for the cover, but gets a nearfall. Sakoda locks in an armbar variation, but the crowd helps Billy onto his feet. Billy ges out of the move, but gets dropped with an IMPRESSIVE powerslam. Sakoda goes for the cover, but gets 2. Sakoda goes to the second rope, leaps off, and gets Billy's boot right in his face. Billy is on the offensive, hits Sakoda with a back elbow, but Sakoda hits an STO for a 2 count. Billy whips Sakoda into the ropes, kicks him in the gut, and lands the Fameasser for the 1, 2, 3.

Winner Via Pinfall: Billy Gunn

Well, another Velocity is now in the books, and I am tired. I hope The Great American Bash is gonna be awesome, but just in case, I have an idea that I think would make the event even better. I suggest a 1st annual Great American Bash trophy. This would give the event a special attraction, like King of the Ring and Royal Rumble. The trophy could be awarded in a one night, single elimination, eight man tournament, featuring 4 cruiserweights and 4 heavyweights. The winner will not only get the trophy, but also a U.S. Title shot in the future. But it doesnt have to be a tournament. I suggest a 10 or 12 man tag team match. The winning team will then fight in a battle royal. The final 2 men will then fight one on one. Sounds cool, huh? I dunno, just a thought.

If you have any questions, answers, lovemail, hatemail, pics of Rene Dupree finding different
poodles to play as fifi, or just wanna shoot the s@#t, send all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com
In the subject, please type "Wrestling" as I get tons of junkmail. Have a frank and productive
holiday, and join me next week for another edition of........THE VELOCITY REPORT!!!!!!








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