WWE Velocity Results 5-22-04
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 1:58 PM EST



WWE Velocity Report
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Bill Demott
Report by Billy Arceneaux
May 22, 2004

Hello again everyone, and welcome to another edition of THE VELOCITY REPORT! I
apologize for my 2 week hiatus, as I have been busy with my final exams. Luckily, I did fairly well, and I can now worry about wrestling once again!

The show kicks off as we are in Las Vegas! Theodore R. Long is in the ring, and bashes the
crowd in his ever lovable style. He introduces us to Mark Jindrak, who comes out in a silver robe. He enters the ring and poses in front of his mirror until Paul London's music hits.

"The Reflection of Perfection" Mark Jindrak w/Theodore R. Long Vs. Paul London
The match starts with Jindrak tossing London into the corner. Jindrak offers London
one hit to his ribs. London kicks, but Jindrak is unphased. Jindrak offers another free shot, and London surprises Jindrak with a HARD enziguiri, knocking Jindrak to the mat. Jindrak counters a whip, but London connects with a spinning heel kick for a nearfall. London is sent onto the apron, knocks Jindrak away, and goes to the top rope. Jindrak delivers an AMAZING dropkick from the mat onto London's face, sending London to the outside. Jindrak brings London back in the ring, hits a suplex, but gets a 2 count. Jindrak locks in a bearhug, but London bites his way out of it. London flips out of a back suplex, rolls Jindrak up, but gets a nearfall. Jindrak hits a dropkick, does some push-ups and sit-ups, and flips up onto his feet. London goes to whip Jindrak, but Jindrak sends London into the corner. Jindrak splashes London in the corner, and sends himself onto the apron. London hits a SWEET dropsault, sending Jindrak face-first to the outside. London gets on the apron, and hits an ASAI moonsault! London has a chance in ending Jindraks string of victories. Jindrak is sent back into the ring, and London goes from on the apron, on the middle rope in the ring, and hits Jindrak with a springboard moonsault for a 2 count. London kicks Jindrak hard, goes for a running bulldog, but Jindrak catches him, and lands the Mark of Excellence to end this match.

Winner Via Pinfall: "The Reflection of Perfection" Mark Jindrak w/Theodore R. Long

Commercial Break

Back from the break, and the Judgement Day rematch from this past Thursday is recapped. Rene Dupree challenged John Cena for the U.S. Championship. After fighting both inside and outside the ring, Rene low blows Cena on the outside, leading to a countout victory for Rene(do the french have a word for victory?). Next week, both men will fight each other in a Lumberjack match for the U.S. Championship!

Commercial Break

The WWE Sting of the Night: On Smackdown this past Thursday, Chavo Classic accidentally pinned his son Chavo Guerrero to become the new Cruiserweight Champion, in a triple threat match that also involved Spike Dudley.

Up now is a Cruiserweight Wrestling Clinic!

Jamie Noble Vs. Shannon Moore
Noble is sporting some new shorts(banana smugglers), with the Confederate flag on
his "BE-HIND!". The match starts with both men riding each other, trying to gain the upper hand. Noble breaks up a hold by desperately reaching the ropes. Another lockup, and both men trade hammerlocks, headlocks, and droptoe holds. Shannon locks in a standing armbar, but Noble gets his foot on the ropes. Noble begins to punch and kick Shannon, leading Shannon to hit a shoulder block to gain a nearfall. Shannon hits a headlock takedown, but Noble gets out of it by pushing Shannon into the corner. Noble hits a chop and some punches, and Shannon does the same. Noble reverses a whip, but Shannon jumps on the top rop, and hits a twisting crossbody for a nearfall. Noble knees Shannon in the gut, and hiptosses him back-first into the corner! Noble clotheslines Shannon, hits a slam, and drops a leg for a 2 count. Noble traps Shannon in a side headlock, but Shannon slowly gets up and rolls Noble up for a 2 count. Noble shoves Shannon down to the mat, stomp on him, and hits a neckbreaker. Noble then delivers some STIFF kicks to the back, as Noble's frustration is peaking. Noble drops an elbow, then drops a bare knee, but
only gets a 2 count. Noble locks Shannon in a Cobra Clutch variation, but Shannonslowly gets up, and sends Noble head-first into the middle turnbuckle. Shannon hits some clotheslines, a spinning heel kick, and a leg lariat in the corner. Shannon hits a spinning neckbreaker, but only gets 2. Noble goes for a Tiger Bomb(or Driver, whatever), but Shannon backdrops him. Shannon goes to the top rope, hits the Halo(corkscrew moonsault), but only gets a 2 count. Shannon goes for a suplex, but Noble leaps over him, rolls him up, holds the tights, but the ref breaks it up. Shannon then rolls Noble up, but gets 2. Shannon hits a northern lights suplex, but gets a 2 count.Shannon goes for another northern lights, but Noble hits Paydirt(butterfly lock or a front facelock dragon sleeper). Shannon slowly falls to the mat, and is forced to tap out.

Winner Via Submission: Jamie Noble

Demott's Turning Point: Shannon's frustration nearing the end of the match.

Commercial Break

We are back, and the situation regarding Eddie Guerrero's health from this past Thursday is
discussed. After leaving Judgement Day a bloody mess, the WWE Champion demanded another fight with Bradshaw. GM Kurt Angle then decided that the main event would be
Eddie/RVD/Mysterio Vs. The Dudley's/JBL in a six man tag. Before the match, Eddie was beaten up backstge by Bradshaw, and couldn't start the match. After RVD and Mysterio fought off the Dudley's and Bradshaw for a while, Eddie comes out and joins the fight, to the dismay and surprise of JBL. Nearing the end of the match, Eddie takes out the Dudley's, and hits his rolling suplexes on Dvon. He calls for a frog splash, but suddenly his face turns pale, he staggers around, and falls to the mat. Eddie, while laying in shock, is checked on by the ref, and the Dudley's look concerned. Like the coward that he is, JBL tags himself in, and pins Eddie. The doctors go to check on him, as do the announcers. The doctors and fans are both concerned, as the show went off the air.

Commercial Break

The WWE Slam of the Week: Mordechai destroying both Billy Kidman and Akio this past
Thursday.

It is now time for our main event!

Bill Gunn/Hardcore Holly Vs. The Basham Brothers
Danny and Billy start things off with a lockup and a seperation in the corner. Billy gets
a headlock on Danny, which leads to a shoulder tackle and a nearfall for Billy. Billy poses a bit, and locks up again. Danny kicks Billy in the gut, whips him into the ropes, but Billy counters a hiptoss into a hiptoss/neckbreaker for a 2 count. Danny gets stuck in a front facelock, but Doug makes the tag. Billy goes to hit Doug, but Doug backs off. The fans tell Doug that he sucks, and Doug wants Holly. Billy tags in Holly, and Doug locks up with him. Doug gets Holly in a headlock, hits a shoulder tackle, but gets taken down with a few armdrags from Holly. Holly goes for an armbar, but Doug gets up, reverses a few moves, and gets held up like a wheelbarrow on the ropes, and kicked in the jewels by Holly. Holly has Doug in the corner, and chops him a few time. Holly then knocks Danny off of the apron. We will be right back!

Commercial Break

We are back, and the Bashams are working over Billy on the outside. Danny beats on Billy a little more, and sends him back into the ring. Doug(the legal man), beats on Billy in the corner. Doug whips Billy into the ropes, and takes a knee to Billy's gut. Doug goes for the cover, but gets a nearfall. Danny is tagged in, and both Bashams send Billy HARD into the corner. Danny locks in an abdominal stretch, but Billy reaches the ropes. Doug is tagged in, and Doug beats on Billy's chest. Billy begins to attack both Bashams, but Doug hits a droptoe hold, and drops an elbow. Doug locks in an abdominal stretch, and holds Danny's hand for leaverage. Holly runs Doug out of the ring, and the ref orders him back to his corner. Danny in the ring, and Danny whips Billy into the corner. Danny rushes towards Billy, but Billy kicks Danny in the face. Billy hits a front facelock bulldog, and both men are down. Doug and Holly are tagged in, and Holly goes to work. Holly hits some clotheslines, punches, and his AWESOME dropkick on Doug for a nearfall. Holly goes to the top rope, and hits a flying clothesline. Danny breaks up the pin, but gets backdropped to the outside. Holly gets Doug up for a powerbomb, and Billy hits a neckbreaker at the same time! Holly goes for the cover, and gets the W!

Winners Via Pinfall: Billy Gunn/Hardcore Holly

Well, that's it for this weeks Velocity. I hope everyone enjoyed it! Before I end this report, I'd like to suggest something for the next Smackdown ppv. At the Great American Bash, I'd like to see a one night. single elimination, eight man tournament, with the winner facing the WWE Champion at Summerslam. The eight men will be made up of 4 Cruiserweights, and 4 Heavyweights. The final match of the tourney will be the winner of the Cruiserweight brackett versus the winner of the Heavyweight brackett. I dunno, just a thought. If you have any questions, answers, hatemail, lovemail, pics of JBL yelling at his computer, or just wanna shoot the s@#t, send all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com In the subject, please type " Wrestling ", as I get lots of junkmail. If someone could make me a custom banner for this report, that would be sweet!. Thanx for reading, and join me next week for the saga that is......THE VELOCITY REPORT!!








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