WWE Velocity Results 4-24-04
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 4:28 PM EST



WWE VELOCITY REPORT
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Bill Demott
Report by Billy Arceneaux
April 24, 2004

Welcome everyone to another edition of THE VELOCITY REPORT. I've recently decided to try my luck and begin writing columns on the LOP FORUMS sometime this week. Not sure when, but be sure to keep your eyes open. Enough about me, let's get to the action!

Mark Jindrak w/Theodore R. Long Vs. Orlando Jordan
Before the match starts, Teddy Holla's at us, and wants us to stand up and show our love for " The Reflection of Perfection ". Mark comes to the ring, and stares at his body in a mirror, before

Orlando Jordan comes out.

The match starts with a headlock from Jordan, and an armdrag from Jindrak. The two lockup again, this time with Jindrak applying a standing version of a wristlock. Jordan uses the ropes to flip out of it, but gets taken down with an armdrag. Jindrak flips himself back up, and tells Jordan to leave the ring. Jordan doesn't leave, and locks up with Jindrak again. Jindrak gets on the offensive with some punches that sends Jordan into the corner. Jindrak poses for a bit, but gets clocked in the face by Jordan. Jordan begins to work on Jindrak's arm, until Jindrak knees Jordan in the back, and clotheslines the back of his head. Jindrak attacks Jordan in the corner and on the ropes for a bit, and even tries to choke him out. Jordan throws some haymakers of his own, and begins attacking Jindrak in the corner with some shoulder thrusts. Jindrak clobbers his way out of it, and whips Jordan back first into the same corner. Jordan blocks a rushing attack move, but ends up on the wrong end of a SWEET dropkick from Jindrak. Jindrak does some sit-ups before flipping back onto his feet. Jordan begins to throw some punches, and knocks Jindrak down with a flying forearm. Jordan is a house of fire as he hits a back elbow, a clothesline, a backdrop, and a nearfall. Jordan goes for the Johnson Shuffle, but before he can finish it, Jindrak picks him up and drops him with The Mark of Excellence(back suplex into rock bottom) for the win.

Winner Via Pinfall: "The Reflection of Perfection" Mark Jindrak w/Theodore R. Long

Commercial Break

Velocity will have a new time, starting next week! Catch Velocity at 7p.m. , 6p.m. central!

The WWE Rewind: Rico and Charlie Haas, defeating Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty, to become the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion's, this past Thursday night.

We are back, and the second match of the evening is scheduled for one fall.

Jamie Noble Vs. Spike Dudley
Spike needs a t-shirt. The fans cheer like crazy for Spike, as him and Noble start off with a lockup that sends both men all over the ring. They begin to trade some sweet wrestling takedowns and counters, which ends when Spike sends Noble to the outside. These two can wrestle! Noble looks pissed, and shoves Spike. Spike shoves back, and both men get in each others faces. Noble begins to attack, and so does Spike. Spike hits a snapmare takedown, only to dealt Noble in the head a couple times. Spike sends Noble to the outside, and brings him back into the ring. Spike asks the crowd if they want him to throw Noble to the outside again, and he does. Spike slams Noble on the outside, gets on the apron, and hist the Spike Stomp to the gut of Noble. Spike rolls Noble up, but gets a 2 count. Spike whips Noble into the ropes, and hits the Manhattan Drop. Spike hits a hurricarana, and then a clothesline. Spike goes for the cover, but gets only 2. Noble counters a whip, and flapjacks Spike onto the ropes. Noble clotheslines Spike, kicks him HARD in the back a bunch of times(almost Low-Ki style), gives him a legdrop, and gets a 2 count. He goes for another cover, and again gets 2. Noble hits a neckbreaker for another nearfall. Noble applies a chin lock variation to Spike, but the fans will Spike back to his feet. Spike armdrags Noble, but gets kicked in the back of the head. Noble traps Spike in a neck wrench manuever, but Spike gets out of it. Spike is then trapped in a sleeper hold, but is able to flip over Noble(in the corner), and roll him up for a 2 count(Vintage Bret Hart). Spike goes for another rollup, but gets 2. Spike goes for a victory rollup, but gets another 2 count. Noble pushes Spike down, but is knocked to the outside. Spike goes to the top rope, and hits Noble with a crossbody to the outside(also called a plancha). Back in the ring, Apike goes to the top, but Noble punches Spike, and attempts a superplex. Spike knocks Noble down, and goes for the Spike Stomp. Noble moves out of the way, and pushes his way out of an attempted Dudley Dog. Spike goes for another victory rollup, but Noble counters into a cover of his own, and gets the fall.

Winner Via Pinfall: Jamie Noble

The WWE Slam of the Week: During the John Cena vs. Chavo/Chavo Guerrero sr. match, Rene Dupree comes out and attacks Cena, costing him the match.

Back from the break, and the next match is.....next.

Funaki Vs. Nunzio
Glad to see Funaki back. Both men taunt the crowd, and Funaki wins out, as the crowd chants for him. Both men lockup, and seperate. Nunzio shows off his muscles, goes to attack Funaki, but stops when Funaki sees him. Nunzio knees Funaki in the gut, but eventually gets hiptossed. Funaki hits an armdrag and begins to work the arm, but Nunzio pushes Funaki down with his hair. Nunzio gets hit with another armdrag, and rolls to the outside. Funaki follows, and throws him back into the ring. Nunzio attempts to leave again, but Funaki pulls him back in. Nunzio is whipped to the ropes, but kicks Funaki in the face. Funaki takes Nunzio down with another armdrag, then with a very good dropkick for a nearfall. Funaki whips Nunzio, but Nunzio reverses it, and sends Funaki into the corner. Funaki goes to the second rope and tries to hit a
crossbody, but is met with a dropkick to the gut by Nunzio. Nunzio goes for the cover. but gets a 2 count. Nunzio hits a snapmare takedown, and adds pressure to the shoulder/neck region of Funaki(Funny note: Everytime Funaki said NO!, Nunzio would say YES!). Funaki gets out of the hold, and pushes Nunzio down. Nunzio gets back up and knees Funaki in the gut. Nunzio hits a snapmare takedown, and dropkicks Funaki in the face, but only gets 2. Nunzio reapplies the pressure to Funaki's sholder/neck region(The Claw), but Funaki breaks free and hits a sweet enziguiri. The fans cheer for Funaki, as Funaki goes for the cover, but gets only 2. Funaki rolls Nunzio up, but gets a nearfall. Funaki hits a SWEET bulldog on Nunzio, goes for the cover, but gets 2. Funaki attempts a suplex, and then tries an armbar, but Nunzio rolls him up, holds the tights, and gets the win.

Winner Via Pinfall: Nunzio

Commercial Break

Back from the break, and the GM situation from this past Thursday is recapped. Paul Heyman announces that for one night only, he will be in charge(due to Kurt Angle's injury). Paul talks to RVD, and then tells the Dudley's that they are just caricatures of their former selves. The Dudley's try to prove Heyman wrong by beating on RVD. Later in the night, Paul makes the match of Dvon w/Buh Buh Vs. Eddie Guerrero(non title). After a fairly intense match, Dvon gets the win with a rollup, and Buh Buh giving Dvon some extra leaverage. After the match, Bradshaw powerbombs Eddie. and hits him with the Clothesline from hell. It will be Eddie Guerrero Vs. John Bradshaw Layfield for the WWE Championship at Judgment Day.

Backstage, Billy Gunn is doing pushups, and Hardcore Holly gets him up to go to the ring. Then, The Bashams pump themselves up.

Commercial Break

We are back, and the main event of the evening is about to begin!

Hardcore Holly/Billy Gunn Vs. The Basham Brothers
The fans cheer like crazy for Holly and Billy, as Billy and Danny start things off. Both men lockup, and seperate. Danny pushes Billy, leading Billy to push Danny back. They lockup again, leading to Billy hitting a headlock takedown, and a droptoe hold on Danny. Billy hits an armdrag, and tries to work the arm, but tags in Holly. Billy flapjacks Danny, and Holly gives Danny a legdrop. Both men counter whips and rollups, until Holly hangs Danny on the ropes, and kicks him square in the nuts(Vintage Holly)! Holly tags in Billy, and Billy hits a neckbreaker for a 2 count. Danny tags in Doug, and Doug wants Holly. The fans want Holly too, as Billy tags him in. The 2 lockup, as the fans chant " Hardcore, Hardcore ". Doug gets out of a headlock, but is knocked down by a shoulder tackle. Holly hits a fireman's carry takedown, whips Doug into the corner, but gets a boot to the face. Doug throws Holly into the corner, and hits a series of chops. After being whipped into the opposite corner, Holly hits a WICKED clothesline, and sends Doug into the corner. Holly hits Doug with a series of chops, before knocking Danny off the apron. Doug is whipped to the opposite corner, tries to jump over Holly, but Holly catches him, and attempts the Alabama Slam, but Danny helps Doug to his feet, allowing Doug to hit a ddt. We'll be back!

Commercial Break

Back from the break, and Danny is stomping on Holly. Danny continues the punches and kicks, before hitting an elbow for a nearfall. Danny tags Doug in, and Doug stomps on Holly, before hitting a legdrop. Doug tries to choke Holly on the ropes, but distracts the ref, allowing Danny to continue the choking. Doug hits a snapmare takedown, goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count. Doug locks Holly in a neck wrench, but Holly gets to his feet. Doug gets back into control, and tags in Danny. Holly tries to attack both men, but Danny gets back into control. Danny hits a suplex, but gets 2. Danny traps Holly in a "knee to the back, holding arms from behind" submission hold(cool name, huh?). Holly gets to his feet, sends Danny to the ropes, and hits an AWESOME dropkick. Billy gets the crowd riled up, as Holly goes for the tag. Danny holds Holly's leg, but Holly is able to tag in Billy. Billy cleans house with clotheslines, punches, tilt a whirl slams, splash into the corner, the works! Billy send Doug to the outside, and hits Danny with the GunnSlinger. Billy goes for the cover, but Doug breaks it up. Holly takes Doug out, but Doug sends Holly into the ring post on the outside. Doug switches places with Danny, and hits The Last Impression(flying leg larriat) for the CLOSE nearfall! Doug goes for a whip, but Billy
counters and hits the Fameasser for the 1,2,3!

Winners Via Pinfall: Hardcore Holly/Billy Gunn

Demott's Turning Point: First, when Danny helped Doug out of the Alabama Slam. Then, when Doug made the switch, which eventually backfired.

Well, thats all for tonights Velocity. Remember, next week Velocity has a new start time of 7p.m., 6p.m. central. If you have any questions, answers, lovemail, hatemail, pics of Danny Basham NOT looking like a creepy, perverted Hell Demon, or just wanna shoot the S#^t, send all feedback to Jaba4017@aol.com In the subject, please type " Wrestling ", as I get lots of Junkmail. Join me again next week for another edition of......THE VELOCITY REPORT!!!!!








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