Memphis Wrestling TV Report 4-24-04
Submitted by Gregory White on Sunday, April 25, 2004 at 4:25 PM EST
Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous@Earthlink.net
4/24/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland
The crowd is very lively today and the announcers are sitting on chairs with no desk. They don't have a set thanks to Money Inc. and Jimmy Hart. They show a video picture of the destroyed Memphis wrestling set with debris everywhere and a destroyed $50,000-60,000 camera(kind of looks like where I live). Cory, We got all kinds of fines from the TV station for this. They show Jerry Lawler and Cory Maclin looking over the mess. we were gonna shoot the Memphis Wrestling Slam Jam Special and was not able to do it due to the studio being destroyed.
Kid Kash,The Cruiserweight Champion.
Bill "Superstar" Dundee
The Sexy Assassins vs. the Lifeguards.
King Mable.
Jerry Lawler
Brian Christopher.
will talk about a tragic incident happening to Kevin White.
Jimmy Hart comes out with XWF Ladies Champion Christi Ricci,XWF Heavyweight champion Shock,The XWF Cruiserweight Champion Kid Kash, Money Inc. with the World belts and Koko Ware. Jimmy Hart, big man, you will not put your hands on Jimmy "The Mouth of The South" today. Everything turned out Beautiful last night Jimmy Hart got his $50,000 autographed Wrestlemania jacket back,we got our belts, Christi Ricci is still the ladies Champion,Shock is still had the World Belt and Koko B. Ware is still Fine. Koko, I told you Kevin White that I was gonna drop you on your head and you know what Kevin White, You are like Seven up. You never had it and never will. Christi Ricci, You know I destroyed that WWE diva. Vince Mcmahon put the footage because he does not want you to see how bad I destroyed her. If anyone deserves being in the WWE, it is Christi Ricci because I proved how rounded Christi Ricci is. Kid Kash, You people saw how I took care of Derrick King, the guy who sets up the ring every week tonight I have just another jabroni to take care of and if any of you young punks want some then get some. Money Mike, Lawler , It takes more than a fireball to care of this because you can see who has the belts, baby. Bain, Lawler, I was not impressed by what you did last night. I still got your belt and if you ever touch Jimmy Hart then it will be like touching me. Bain then does some mind games with Cory. Shock, I will tell you Tracy Smothers, you have the nerve to think that you can take the XWF Heavyweight Title from me. It is till around my waist in fact you are probably at home all broken up. Jimmy Hart, Cory I liked your new set.
The first match of the day is Jason Reed vs. Shock (XWF Champion) with Jimmy Hart. Shock springs Reed off the top rope.
Winner:Shock
Kid Kash comes out with the XWF Cruiserweight Title. Cory, Kid Kash is still the XWF Cruiserweight Champion. Kid, Duh, Are you blind? Look at it is right there. Derrick King, The Little Jobroni that sets up the ring every week got his butt handed to him pound for pound best wrestler in the world. Cory, lots of people differ and Derrick King does not set the ring up. Derrick King gave you a run for your money. Kid, Well if he did not set up the ring after his embarrassing match last night that was the best job that yall have ready for him. He is yesterdays news. Hart, today we give everybody a chance. Today he will be wrestling Johnny Dodston or Johnny "Soulman" Dodston. Is that a Lanksy brothers shirt, Cory?
The second match of the day is Kid Kash(XWF Cruiserweight Champion) with Jimmy Hart vs. Johnny Dodston. The match is really good. The do a "Lets go Johnny chant. Jimmy Hart makes fun of the chant by having a "Lets go jabroni" chant. Kid Kash does a variation of the Piledriver.
Winner:Kid Kash.
The fans do a "You Suck" chant.
Cory has to bend over to ring the bell due to it being on the floor.
The third match of the day is the Sexy Assassins #17 and 7 vs. The Lifeguards(Dustin and Scott Starr). Both sides switch partners which confuses Jerry Calhoun. Calhoun goes up to the announcers and says you cannot tell one partner from another, you gotta have 4 referees. It is a very good match. One of the Sexy Assassins(purple one) uses a Fireman's carry on Dustin Starr then changes places with the other Sexy Assassin(red)and makes the pin.
Winners:The Sexy Assassins.
On the Round Town:
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Bill Dundee comes out. I would like to thank 20 people in Memphis. We had a great show. we had 20 belts just like that. They whipped the living tar out of Doug Gilbert so hard that he did not show up today. So I want to thank all the people who did that. They threw me out at least one time and a guy in a cowboy hat whooped me. Cory, You were whipped by your own lumberjack , Bill. Bill Dundee, I want to plug a show that I will have in Millington on Mother's day. Cory, Millington is my hometown. We will have a little singing and we will have a special guest to explain it all next week. It is at 4 p.m. in the afternoon. Cory , It will be at the old Scran(sp) theater on Easely St.(sp). You have a match later today.
Jimmy Hart and Koko come out and talk about the I quit match at the Midsouth Coliseum between White and Ware. Hart, I am so embarrassed last night because I did not know that Kevin White's dad was an alcoholic. Cory, he is not an alcoholic. Hart, I was in Koko's corner and I ran over to Mr. White in Kevin's corner. I slipped on a empty beer and he was passed out. Ain't that right, Koko? They show the highlights from the match. The tape shows Jimmy Hart spraying a towel with something and he uses the towel to knock out Mr. White. Hart claims that the footage is doctored. Hart then throws White's towel in and the ref thinks that white threw the towel awards it to Koko which is the Smash of the week. They show White in the dressing room getting medical attention with his ribs hurting. Koko said that White deserved it just like Cory deserved his broken neck. They show white being put in the ambulance . He was hauled to Methodist hospital. The medical guys close the doors to the ambulance. Koko, To feel good, you gotta dress good and to feel good, you gotta have money. I am so proud, Jimmy. That is a $500 suit. You want to dance and do the Boogaloo, you cannot do the Boogalo on me. I did all the Boogaloos but that is in the past. you gotta pay your dues in the wrestling business. You gotta wrestle, set up the ring, you gotta do everything!!!!!I wrestled Jerry Lawler,Bill Dundee, Joe Leduc, Jimmy Valiant!!!! I did it all!!!!! All you did was get off that John Deer Tractor and danced!!!! You better wake up!!!!! Mr. White, You need to leave that Whiskey Bottle alone.I am mad!!!!! I am disgusted!!!!!!!
The fourth match of the day is Koonta with Jimmy Hart vs. Bill Dundee. Koonta misses a flying headbutt off the top rope. Dundee does an elbow drop.
Winner:Bill Dundee
Cory mentions that the first match of the triple main event was a TV Title match where the winner would get a shot in St. Louis MO tonight. Maven has the pin and April distracts maven and April throws a chain to Christopher. Christopher makes the pin and will be getting a shot in St. Louis tonight.
Mable comes out with the Southern Title.Mable high fives all the fans at ringside. Teddy Long was originally going to send Rodney Mac to go against you but Jimmy Hart made a phonecall after Rodney could not make it but he sent in Rico one half of the WWE Smackdown Tag champions that was won the night before on Smackdown. Mable talks nice about Rico that he was a policeman and was shot but is gay. Mable does a spinning kick and makes the pin. Rico I may not know Karate but I know Crazee and I am still The Southern Champion. You are trying to take Viscera?King Mable out of the game, Jimmy Hart. You try to bring in WWE guys and bring in Rodney Mac and you really try to screw me up by bringing in Rico. I am on of the baddest guys in the WWE,WCW,Japan Puerto Rico,Memphis. I am a bad man and I would not be in the first family for a million dollars, The people are my first family. I am the only Black king of the ring in the WWE . People would like for me to face the Big show. How about bringing in the Big Show, Jimmy Hart. I am the man, The Southern Heavyweight Champion.
They show the final match of the Triple Main Event. Hart hits Maclin with a chain and Cory hits the concrete floor. Money Mike is about to hit Lawler with a chair and Lawler hits Mike with a fireball and Lawler gets the dq for his team of Road Warrior Animal and himself. Cory hits the ring and goes to town on Jimmy Hart. Shock hits Maclin and everybody hits the ring not in the shower. Hart grabs the jacket and runs off and Cory makes pursuit. Hart gets away. Cory,Hart ran like Forrest Gump.
They have a taped interview of Jerry Lawler from the Dressing room. Lawler has both of the belts. I could not think of another time in my career when I had more mixed feelings about a night. The Match was just over an hour ago and I am back in the dressing room and I am excited about winning back the two World Championship belts that rightfully belong to me. I will never forget winning the AWA belt in May 1998 by beating Kurt Henning. Jackie Fargo was the referee.Mayor Dick Hackett proclaimed it Jerry Lawler day. Finally after so many attempts at the mountain , I was able to win the AWA World Championship belt. To have this in my possession cannot put into words what that means. I beat Kerry Von Erich in Chicago at Superclash. In fact the first Superclash to become the Worlds Unified heavyweight Championship. I am glad to have that belt back in my possession. You don't know what that means. This is great but the fact is Jimmy Hart and his two Slugs were able to leave the Coliseum with that jacket. It put a damper on the entire evening with me. we had a good time with the wrestling fans, we got to sing a lot of good songs. It was a good time until I saw Hart leaving with the jacket. I don't know what to feel. Part of me is happy and part of me is sad. It is not over, Jimmy hart. You know what you better do. I am giving you some kingly advice. You better get on Ebay as soon as possible and start the bidding quick and sell the jacket. I knew that was your attention from the first time was how much money I could make on the jacket. If you give me one more opportunity, I will get the jacket one way or the other. I feel bad because I let the fans down because I promised them an autograph. When I am back at Raw, I will go to the wrestlers with pictures and get their autographs and give them to the fans at ringside. Jimmy Hart, Pal, All I gotta say is that it ain't over.
The Lifeguards(Dustin and Scott Starr) beat Johnny Dodston and "All That" Allan Steel
The Sexy Assassin # 17 and Sexy Assassin #7 beat King Cobra and Synn. Used a chain.
Shock(XWF Heavyweight Champion) beat Tracy Smothers.
Christi Ricci (XWF Ladies Champion) with Jimmy Hart beat WWE Diva Shaniqua. It was a double pin as it looked like Shaniqua won but the referee said Christi won.
Hollywood beat Koonta with Jimmy Hart
Kid Kash(XWF Champion) beat "Mr. Personalities Derrick King
Koko B. Ware with Jimmy Hart beat Kevin White with Mr. White in a coward waves the flag match. It looked like Jimmy Hart used a towel with something to knock out Mr. White and Hart threw in Mr. White's towel while the ref was not looking.
At one point in the show, They had a battle of the bands as Jerry Lawler Sang "World's Greatest Wrestler" and "Bad News" and Jimmy Hart and Hart was accompanied by Koko Ware on the Guitar. A friend of mine said "I was totally surprised at how good Koko B. Ware can play guitar
and sing. He worked with Jimmy Hart on "We hate school" and did an
outstanding job. I thought that Jerry Lawler also did a real good job with "Bad News".
After the music was over , they gave the ringside fans their ads.
"Superstar" Bill Dundee beat "Dangerous" Doug Gilbert in a fans Lumberjack match.
In the first main event " Grand Master Sexay" Brian Christopher(TV Champion) beat WWE and Tough Enough Champion Maven. Christopher used a chain.
In the Second main event King Mable(Southern Champion) beat WWE Smackdown Tag team champion Rico with Jimmy Hart.
In the third Main event Money Inc. with Jimmy Hart beat Jerry "The King" Lawler and Road Warrior "Animal" by dq when Lawler threw fire at Money Mike.
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