WWE Velocity Results 3-27-04
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, March 28, 2004 at 2:09 PM EST



WWE Velocity Report
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Bill Demott
Report by Billy Arceneaux
March 27, 2004

Welcome everyone to another edition of the VELOCITY REPORT! The draft lottery has changed the face of not only Raw and Smackdown, but Velocity as well. Tonight, a new era begins..........I guess. Well, let's get started!

A video recap of the draft lottery from Monday night is shown.

Billy Gunn/Hardcore Holly Vs. Akio/Sakoda
Billy and Sakoda start things off with a lockup and seperation in the corner. They lockup again, and are seperated again in the corner. Sakoda taunts both the crowd and Billy, and Billy gets on the offense with some punches. Billy hits a headlock into a shoulder tackle for a 2 count. Sakoda tags in Akio, and Akio is dropped in a hiposs/neckbreaker by Billy for a nearfall. Billy tags in Holly, and Holly goes to work on Akio in the corner. Akio is whipped into the ropes, tries to counter a move into a hiptoss, but is taken down by Holly with a slam. Holly gives Akio 2 armdrags and tags in Billy. Billy works on Akio's arm, and tags Holly back in. Akio gives Holly a jawbreaker, and tags in Sakoda. Holly hits an armdrag on Sakoda, and tags in Billy. Billy and Holly whip Sakoda into the ropes, and proceed to give him a double hiptoss. Billy goes to the ropes, but is kicked in the back by Akio. Sakoda drops Billy with an armbreaker, and tags in Akio. Akio works Billy's arm, even wrapping it around the ropes. With the ref distracted, Sakoda bangs Billy's arm against the ring apron. Akio does the same, goes for the cover, but gets 2. Akio locks in an armbar, and we'll be right back!

Commercial Break

We are back, and Sakoda is in the ring, working Billy's arm against the ropes. Sakoda locks Billy in a version of the armbar, but lets go when Billy reaches the ropes. Sakoda tags in Akio, and Akio continues to work Billy's arm against the ropes. Out of nowhere, Billy fires at Akio with a series of punches from his good arm, and drops Akio with a Diamond Cutter. The crowd wants the tag, and gets it! Holly starts to clean house as he takes down both Akio and Sakoda with a series of punches, backdrops, and a SWEET dropkick to Sakoda. After a backdrop, Holly covers Akio, but Sakoda breaks it up. Holly beats Sakoda out of the ring, grabs Akio's legs(Akio is hanging onto the ropes), and kicks him square in the nuts! Holly goes to the top rope, but Sakoda holds onto his foot. Billy knocks Sakoda off of Holly, allowing Holly to jump off the top rope. Akio blocks the flying attack by kicking Holly in the gut in midair. Akio goes to whip Holly into the ropes, but is trapped in the Alabama Slam position. Sakoda breaks it up, allowing Akio to roll Holly up in sunset flip position, but the pin is broken up by Billy. Billy baseball slide dropkicks Sakoda to the outside, while Holly ducks a spin kick on the inside of the ring. Holly picks Akio up, and drops him with the Alabama Slam, allowing Holly's team the 3 count.

Winners Via Pinfall: Billy Gunn/Hardcore Holly

Footage from this past Thursday night's Smackdown is shown. Kurt Angle comes out and says that he was named the NEW GM of SMACKDOWN(Paul quit on Raw, when his name was picked by Bischoff in the lottery). Angle says that his first act as GM was that he traded HHH back to Raw, in exchange for the Dudley Boys and Bookert T. Booker comes out, and says that he feels that Smackdown, compared to Raw, is the minor leagues. He says he doesn't want to be on Smackdown, and that he's better than the whole roster. Angle asks the fans to cheer for Booker, as the segment comes to an end.

Commercial Break

The WWE Rewind: Rob Van Dam, one of the new Smackdown wrestlers, defeats Charlie Haas in his first match.

The break is over, but the next match is.........next.

Tyson Dux Vs. Mark Jindrak(new Smackdown wrestler)
The match starts with Tyson dancing like a fool. Both men tieup and seperate in the corner. Tyson ducks an attack from Jindrak, and proceeds to do a little jiggy for us. Jindrak goes to clothesline him in the corner, but Tyson ducks. Tyson goes to attack Jindrak, but is sent to the ring apron. Tyson goes to the top rope, but Jindrak nails him with an AMAZING jumping dropkick, sending Tyson to the outside. Jindrak brings Tyson back into the ring, and stomps the stuffing out of him. Jindrak whips Tyson hard into the corner, and stomps on him again. Jindrak picks him up, and drops him with a stalling suplex for a 2 count. Jindrak whips Tyson into the ropes, but Tyson leaps over Jindrak for a sunset flip. Jindrak drops to his knees for a 2 count on Tyson, but Tyson completes the sunset flip for another 2 count. Jindrak punches Tyson hard, and gives him a back suplex into a clothesline for the win.

Winner Via Pinfall: Mark Jindrak

Demott's Turning Point: When Jindrak whipped Tyson hard into the corner.

Commercial Break

We are back, and the situation involving Bradshaw is shown. 2 weeks ago, Paul fired Farooq after the APA lost a Tag Title match. Farooq wanted Bradshaw to back him up, but Bradshaw said he's got too much going for him now, with him being a financial analyst and all. This past Thursday night, John "Bradshaw" Layfield, sporting a rich man's cowboy outfit(I guess), comes out to the ring to address the crowd. He talks about how he's a successful financial analyst, and that everyone in the crowd would have done the same thing he did(turned his back on his best friend). He says that people like him run industries, businesses, and governments. Bradshaw says that having fun in wrestlng has got him jack, and that we all should get ready for the impact, cause' business is about to pick up.

Commercial Break

Back from the break, and the WWE Championship match from this past Thursday night is shown. Eddie Guerrero defended the title against Booker T in a very competitive and exciting match. The end of the match saw Eddie hit the Frog Splash, only to be attacked by Bradshaw, causing a disqualification. Bradshaw beats on Eddie for a bit, until finally giving him the Clothesline from Hell.

Backstage, Rue interviews Nunzio and Johnny Stamboli about how they feel about Chuck Palumbo being traded to Raw. Nunzio thinks it's a disgrace, and that they aren't complete as the FBI. Nunzio says the Chuck was the heart, and Nunzio is the soul of the group. Johnny asks if he's the brains, but Nunzio says he's more like the liver. He says that they're going to show everyone that they are still a dominant force on the Smackdown roster. Johnny wonders if Nunzio is calling him chop liver.

Commercial Break

The WWE Slam of the Week: The Dudley Boys, 2 of the newest Smackdown wrestlers, defeat the Basham Brothers in their first match.

We are back, and the Main Event is next!

Non-Title match
Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty Vs. Nunzio/Johnny Stamboli (FBI)
Scotty and Nunzio start off with Scotty locking up. Both men trade some quick armbars, and Nunzio backs off into the corner. Both lock up again, trading some great quick wrestling moves. Nunzio is almost pushed into Rikishi, but is then punched by Scotty. Scotty chops Nunzio and sends him to the corner. Nunzio reverses a whip into the opposite corner, but Scotty ducks an attack, sending Nunzio into the corner. Scotty hits an armdrag into an armlock, but Nunzio gets out of it. Nunzio whips Scotty into the ropes, but Scotty hits another armdrag into an armlock. Nunzio makes his way into his corner, and tags in Stamboli. Stamboli whips Scotty into the ropes, but Scotty counters a hiptoss into an attempted hiptoss. When that doesn't work, he flips over Stamboli, an catches him with an armdrag into an armlock. Scotty tags in Rikishi, and Rikishi and Stamboli have a stare down. Rikishi punches Stamboli, but is kneed to the gut. Stamboli tries to whip Rikishi into the ropes, but Rikishi sends Stamboli to the ropes instead. Stamboli ducks a clothesline and goes for a sunset flip, but gets out of it when Rikishi threatens to sit on him. Stamboli asks for a handshake, but Rikishi uppercuts him instead. Rikishi tags in Scotty, and Scotty is scooped up into a powerslam by Stamboli. Stamboli drags Scotty to his corner, and tags in Nunzio. Nunzio stomps on Scotty, takes him down with a snapmare, and traps him in a variation of a chicken wing submission. The fans chant for Scotty, and Scotty gets out of the hold and rolls Nunzio up in a backslide for a 2 count. Nunzio goes for a back suplex, but Scotty flips out of it, and rolls Nunzio up for another 2 count. Nunzio hits Scotty with a european uppercut and a russian leg sweep for a 2 count. Nunzio tags in Stamboli, and Stamboli traps Scotty in a bearhug. The fans will Scotty out of the hold, and Scotty bites Stamboli, and gives him an enziguiri. Scotty quickly crawls over to his corner to tag in Rikishi, who promptly begins to clean house. He clotheslines Stamboli and drops him with a ddt. Rikishi superkicks Stamboli, and bumps him in the corner. Rikishi sets up for the stinkface, but Nunzio tries to apply a sleephold to the kish. Rikishi hurls Nunzio to the mat, allowing Scotty to hit the W O R M! Stamboli goes to attack Rikishi, but is leveled with a samoan drop to end the match.

Winners Via Pinfall: Rikishi/Scotty 2 Hotty ( WWE Tag Champs )


VIEW FROM THE SEAT

- I hope everyone that read my WrestlemaniaXX review last week enjoyed it. I put alot of hard work into it.

- The draft lottery was pretty interesting. I feel that this will hopefully open the door for some of the Velocity and Heat wrestlers to step up and run with the ball.

- Speaking of Heat, I have been offered the job of becoming the Sunday Night Heat reporter, along with my duties as Velocity Reporter. I'm gonna try it this weekend, and I want to know what yall think about it.

- Bradshaw as the modern day Irwin R. Shyster(IRS)? It might work.

- I decided that since everyone is doing a " Ten Greatest Matches " list, I might as well do the same. I'm gonna do a " 35 Matches that Wrestling Fans should see " list. Why 35? I dunno. It sounds good to me, is all. The matches will be in no particular order, so send me your thoughts, and I will include them next week!

Well, that's all for tonight. Join me tomorrow for my first, and maybe only, Sunday Night Heat report. If you have any questions, answers, comments, hate mail, pictures of Bradshaw not picking up a reciept after eating dinner, or just wanna shoot the s#%t, send all mail to Jaba4017@aol.com In the subject, please type " Wrestling " , or I will delete your mail ( I get alot of junk ). Thanx for reading, and come back next week for another edition of............................The VELOCITY REPORT!!!!!!








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