Memphis Wrestling TV Report 1-24-04
    Submitted by Gregory White on Saturday, January 24, 2004 at 6:21 PM EST

    Memphis Wrestling
    Home of Rhythm & Bruise
    written by Gregory White Gregrageous@startrek.net
    January 24,2004
    UPN studios Memphis TN
    Hosts:Cory Macklin and Brian Teigland

    They open the show today by announcing what will be on the show today.
    Kevin White Vs Koko Ware
    The Lifeguards
    King Mable
    Bill Dundee
    Jerry Lawler via Satellite
    a Memphis Wrestling TV Title match Brian Christopher(Champion) Vs Koonta


    Bill Dundee comes out and says that Koko is here. Cory mentions that Dundee reinstated Koko. Koko comes out and he tells Cory to shut up. Koko is screaming the whole time. Rocky comes out and argues with Bill Dundee. Rocky mentions that he has more in the shower than Koko has in the ring. Rocky says that Dundee and Ware will wrestle in their matches or will be suspended. Koko screams that he is gonna beat your white boy Kevin White like a red headed stepchild. Koko Screams to the announcers that he wants to be called dirty bird and he shoves and slaps Kevin Christian.


    Kevin White comes out and mentions that for the last month that all he has been getting is bad luck. They busted my TV and Koko beat me up after I beat him and Brian Christopher beat me for the UPN 30 TV Title.

    Bill Dundee comes out and says that he will not wrestle.

    The first match is Kevin White Vs Koko Ware. Koko uses chain a lot in this match. Koko slaps and spits on White to add insult to injury during the match. White accidentally hits the referee with a flying press. Dundee runs in and both of the heels gang up on White. Rocky makes save.
    Winner:via Dq Kevin White.

    The Lifeguards comes out with a beach ball and are announced as always from the World's largest beach. Krypto mentions that we have been surfing and hanging around and Delisho says that when we are not on the beach , we are training and that we will follow all the great tag teams in the area.

    The second match is The Lifeguards Vs The East coast Bad Boys. The match is very good and the fans very lively. The Lifeguards use a Tidal wave.
    Winners:The Lifeguards

    The East Coast Bad Boys talk. We did not come here to lose. Next week we will make an impact.

    Kevin White is in the crowd with a couple of fans holding, I love Kevin Christian signs. He mentions how to get tickets and tells about Trenton TN tonight and they promote out of town action.

    Stop by UPN 30 to pick up your tickets to Memphis Wrestling, To ensure that everyone gets in to see live studio wrestling only 4 passes per person. Tickets available while supplies last and you must be 18 years of age to pick tickets up. For Tickets Outside of the Memphis area, Designate show # 1 or show #2 & send a self addressed stamped envelope to:
    MEMPHIS WRESTLING
    c/o UPN 30 WLMT
    2701 Union Ave.. Ext..
    Memphis,TN 38112

    For large groups please call 901-795-0722.


    Trenton TN Sat Jan 24
    All Star card
    advance sale at armory.
    Belltime 7:30 All Star card
    Christopher, White, Mable,Lifeguards, Fine, Moe and more
    advanced tickets on sale at armory & Ingram's IGA.

    Covington, TN Sat Jan 31 7:30 National Guard Armory

    Tickets on sale at Staton's Rental on Hwy 51

    Wynne on February 7 at the McCollum(sp) building.

    Coming soon to Henderson TN.



    Jimmy Hart is on via tape with a masked wrestler in Japan. Hart mentions all the greats that he has managed and mentions that Reggie B Fine is training in Japan and that Gilbert is training in Memphis and that Shock is still around. He saw this big wrestler at a restaurant . The wrestler is from Hong Kong and his name is Hong Kong Phooey. Jimmy Hart laughs evilly.

    Mable comes out. I am the man around here. I took care of Moe like he was nothing. I could of broken his leg but chilled. Don't put me in another match Vs Moe. Mable then mentions the website http://www.Memphiswrestling.net . He will take on all challengers.

    Bill Dundee comes out and mentions that he is wrestling under protest.

    The third match of the day is Bill Dundee Vs Stephen Lee. Koko comes out during the match. Dundee makes the pin.

    Winner:Bill Dundee.



    Tracy Brooks comes out. I was here a couple of months ago to challenge Christi Ricci for the XWF Ladies title. Brian Christopher comes out with the UPN 30 TV Title trophy. They mention that she has been in TNA and has been around all over. Brian Christopher comes out and says that she has been really around. You think you are really faithful. I am the man. Nothing smelled as bad as when I passed you. Brian takes out some Massengil out of a bag and hands it to Tracy and tells her to leave. She leaves. Brian asks who his opponent is. Cory says Koonta. Brian Laughs and asks the same question again. Brian then says that his name is Toby. Koonta Kenta whatever. He is is son of Kamala? I am the UPN 30 TV Champion that makes me the man baby. Bring out Koonta Kenta.

    Brian is threatening to slap the fans and trades insults with them.



    The Fourth match of the day is a UPN 30 TV Title match with 2 out of 3 falls. Brian Christopher Vs Koonta. Koonta barks and makes sounds likes Kamala and looks like a Mini Kamala. Brian is Laughing. Koonta is very impressive. Koonta does a roll up while Brian tries to use a chain.

    Winner:1st fall: Koonta.

    Brian then comes out and has a fit He wants to see if Koonta has a Wrestling license and did not use a chain. Koonta comes out and confronts Brian. Brian then sucker kicks him . He pulls off Koonta's skirt. Brian piledrives Koonta and gets pin.

    Winner:2nd fall Brian Christopher.

    Brian works over Koonta with a chair.

    They have Lawler on via Satellite from Las Vegas. Coach comes out and interrupts interview. Coach cannot wait til Monday night. Lawler mentions that Smackdown which is on UPN 30 has its highest rating on UPN 30 and Smackdown gets its highest rating in the country on Memphis TV. Coach mentions that when he was on Beale street a month ago that women started coming on to me. I will be coming to Memphis Wrestling TV and says that Cory sucks. Cory is not even in the same league as me. Lawler apologizes for coach.

    Christopher continues beating Koonta with a chair and the referee rules that Koonta cannot continue so Brian Christopher keeps the UPN 30 TV title. Brian then says that I am the TV Champion and I am the man.



    Read my Memphis wrestling reports at http://www.memphiswrestling.net and http://www.kinglawler.com in the Memphis wrestling section. and watch it on UPN 30 Memphis at 11 am every Saturday and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list located at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Mempho/ and you can subscribe to it by sending a blank email to Mempho-subscribe@yahoogroups.com




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