Recap of Ken Shamrock on GIR Radio
    Submitted by Brian Lowman on Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 2:28 PM EST

    Sir Adam sent in the following:

    GIR Radio keeps on entertaining! After interviewing Ken Shamrock I realized two things: no one realizes just how funny the guy is, and this would make a great screenplay. So in my quest to make millions of dollars I am offering the recent Get in the Ring Radio appearance of Ken Shamrock as a screenplay for all interested movie studios out there . I've even casted the movie for you to make it easier to picture the blockbuster potential in a "Get in the Radio: The Movie" movie. So enjoy and visit http://www.getinthering.tv

    "Get in the Ring Radio: The Movie"
    Starring:
    Brad Pitt as "The Phantom"
    Jason Alexander as "Sir Adam"
    Rosanne Barr as "the engineer"

    And

    Patrick Swayze as "Ken Shamrock"

    The scene: Ken Shamrock dialing his phone into another exciting edition of GIR Radio, the Phantom and Sir Adam are dissecting the difference between Test and Christian's hairstyles as the engineer takes the mic:

    Engineer: Guys Ken Shamrock is on the line

    Sir A: let's get Ken Shamrock on the show! Ken!

    Ken Shamrock: I'm just chillin out here in Sunny San Diego!

    Sir A: You had to rub it in-

    Shamrock: It's only 70 !

    Sir A: you bastard

    Phantom: I bet you wouldn't say that if Ken was in your face

    Shamrock: Come on don't be a playa hatta!

    Phantom: you know Ken, we were always jealous that you got that girl who played your sister in the
    WWE

    ..well you get the idea
    -Shamrock says "a little incest was going on" when he dated Alicia Webb. Talk turns to Webb being in Texas and how many places in Texas are sites of violence, like the Alamo and Waco

    -Shamrock taught Angle the ankle lock "he still doesn't do it right.he grabs up too low and not up top where you can grab it a break it." GIR thinks that's not the end result Kurt is looking for to which Shamrock replies ".why not?"

    -Shamrock says a return to pro-wrestling is "a possibility", and that his induction to the UFC Hall of Fame doesn't mean he is going to retire from the sport. If all goes well with his ACL he will be back fighting January 31st on the UFC PPV

    -Phantom asks what happened with his NWA TNA stint, and asked how "expensive" his services were because that's the excuse TNA used when they didn't use him anymore to which Shamrock laughs and says "let me tell you I wasn't getting paid a whole hell of allot.I kind of choked when they said they couldn't pay me anymore"

    -Sir Adam says that Ken Shamrock is like "the Babe Ruth of the UFC" to which Shamrock replies, "Yeah but he's dead and I'm alive.check this out everyone calls me the Legend, don't put me in the grave yet I'm only 103 !!"

    -Phantom asks why they made a documentary of Mark Kerr and not Shamrock, then asks "what's wrong with that guy?", Ken says "That was a little too much information for me.you can't blame the girlfriend for his problems you are responsible for your own actions." Phantom says that it seemed like Kerr was trying to kick his drug problems and the girl was getting drunk in front of him all the time and that it was only a matter of time until "The Smashing Machine" would fall off the wagon. "It's a personality, a lot of guys get into that thing.when they stop hearing the roar of the crowd they revert back to what makes them feel good." Ken says. Phantom asks if drug problems exist in UFC, "when I was in it I didn't see it.other than after a fight going out and drinking. It's sort of a new sport so everyone is fresh..funky fresh"

    -Ken likes hip hop, country and Jazz music. He puts over George Strait as Sir Adam complains about hating country. Talk turns to Macho man's recent foray into rap, Ken says "I haven't heard it, but I heard about it". Then the boys play a sample from the CD for Ken- and there is an uncomfortable silence and Ken says "It's kind of like the other stuff on the radio, you can't understand what he's saying." Sir Adam thinks a rap song should never start with the words 'Hot-diggity Damn Hulk'.

    -Talk turns to Undertaker and how he controlled the locker room by not saying too much when Ken was in WWE. "He was real mellow and was there if you needed him." Shamrock said Undertaker and Bradshaw checked out Shamrock training guys in Las Vegas.

    -Talk turns back to Shamrock's "sister", Ken tells a story of how Vince McMahon approached him with a storyline where Shamrock would be beating up everyone his sister was sleeping with, because he was really in love with her. As a test after a house show Ken talked to Alicia, and tried to see how wrestling fans would react to that storyline, they walked out of the arena and Ken pushed her up against a cab "and laid a sloppy kiss on her, and the place went silent! As soon as I looked up someone yelled out 'alright Shamrock if she were my sister I'd *&%$^ her too!' and I thought 'this is a sick audience this could work in the WWE."

    http://www.Boxinginsider.com and UFC PPV is this Friday.


    http://www.getinthering.tv




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