WWE Velocity Results 11-22-03
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, November 23, 2003 at 10:46 AM EST



WWE Velocity
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Bill Demott
Report by Billy Arceneaux
November 22, 2003


Welcome everyone to the second edition of the Velocity Report. Let's not waste any time, as the pyros go off and we are ready for the first match of the night.

Sean O'Haire vs. Ultimo Dragon
Ultimo starts the match off by trying to knock Sean off of his feet with 2 back to back shoulder tackles, only to knock himself down. Ultimo tries one more time, and successfully does so with a leg sweep. He goes for a cover, but barely gets a 1 count. After Sean gets up, he is met with some kicks, but is able to hit Ultimo with a clothesline. Sean chokes Ultimo out in the corner with his foot, and rakes his eyes. Sean then picks Ultimo up, and practically throws Ultimo from one side
of the ring to the other with a slam. O'Haire continues to weaken Ultimo with a stiff kick to the back, and chokes him with his knee against the ropes. Sean goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count. Sean rubs his forearm against Ultimo's face, goes for the cover again, but gets another 2 count. Sean then traps Ultimo in a knee to the back submission hold. Ultimo refuses to quit, but is hit with some kicks to the ribs, and some chops. Sean whips Ultimo into the corner, but is met with 2 kicks to the face. Ultimo begins to get the advantage by hitting a leg scissors takedown, and some quick kicks to the chest and ribs. Ultimo gets only a 2 count on Sean. Ultimo hits a dragon screw takedown, rolls up Sean, gets a 2 count. Sean goes for a powerbomb, but Ultimo wiggles out of it and attempts a sunset flip. Sean picks Ultimo up, but is hit with a dropkick, and is sent to the outside. Ultimo hits a baseball slide, gets on the ring apron, and goes for the Asai moonsault. Sean moves out of the way, and Ultimo lands on the ground, hurting his knee. Ultimo is brought back in the ring, and is finished off when Sean hits the Widowmaker( reverse Death Valley Driver/Slam). 1,2,3 it's over.
Winner Via Pinfall: Sean O'Haire

Commercial Break

Back from the break, Josh and Bill are discussing the matches involving " Team Lesnar " this past Thursday night on Smackdown. First, they show Matt Morgan defeating Shannon Moore with various slams, and a powerbomb. Next, A-Train and his win over Bradshaw with a bicycle kick is shown. The ending of Chris Benoit's match with Nathan Jones is aired. Brock tried to interfere, but Benoit made Nathan tap to the crossface. After the match, while Brock was beating Benoit down, Hardcore Holly comes out from the crowd, and beats the crap out of Lesnar. Paul Heyman, with policemen come out and restrain Holly.
Paul orders that Holly is sent to jail, and at the request of Lesnar, Paul suspends Holly. And finally, we see highlights of the Cena/Big Show main event. Bill gives us the " Turning Point ", and says that Big Show's big mistake, bringing the steel steps into the ring, is ulimately what led to his loss, as Cena used the weapon to his advantage.

Commercial Break

The Boot of the Week: Los Guerreros defeating The World's Greatest Tag Team, and Chavo's knee injury caused by TWGTT.

Back from the break, and our next match is about to start.

Nunzio with johnny stamboli Vs. Paul London with spanky
Both men start off with some good chain wrestling, but that is stopped when London rolls Nunzio up and gets a 2 count. Nunzio shoves London, and sweeps his legs for a 2 count. London offers to shake hands, but Nunzio uses this to try another takedown. London counters, and hits Nunzio with a Northern lights suplex for a 2 count. London whips Nunzio into the ropes, and lands a backdrop for a 2 count. London goes to the top rope, but Stamboli pushes him off. Nunzio covers and gets a 2 count. After Spanky shows his anger, London rolls Nunzio up for a 2 count. Nunzio hits a clothesline and drops his knee on London's face. Nunzio hits a snapmare, and puts London in a headlock. Spanky and the crowd motivate London back to his feet, but Nunzio takes him back down with a Sicilian Slice( tope rope fameasser ), and gets a 2 count. After After some punches by both men, London is pulled towards the ring post ( groin first ), and is stomped on by Nunzio. Spanky tries to get the ref to do something, but the ref is too busy getting Spanky out of the ring. Nunzio hits a snapmare and a judo chop on London. Nunzio is then pulled into a small packqage by London, but the ref is mesmerized by Stamboli's remarkable resemblance to Robert Deniro! The ref sees what's happening, but only makes a 2 count. Nunzio hits a spinning sidewalk slam on London for a 2 count. London is then trapped in a headlock, but breaks free with the help of the crowd's enthusiasm.
London hits a Wicked enziguiri on Nunzio, a hurricarana, and then the Dropsault for the 2 count. London counters a back suplex, locks Nunzio's arms from behind, picks him up, and drops him with a facebuster, but gets only a 2 count when Stamboli puts Nunzio's foot on the bottom rope. London baseball slides Stamboli, and hits a standing shooting star press on Nunzio for the 2 count. London whips Nunzio into the corner, goes to the apron, and racks Nunzio on the ropes. Stamboli holds on to London's leg, but Spanky rushes into the ring, jumps over the ropes, and breaks it up with a somersault to Stamboli. London goes for a springboard moonsault, but Nunzio blocks it with his knees. Nunzio goes to the top rope, and hits a skull cracking dropkick to London's face to pick up the win.
Winner Via Pinfall: Nunzio with johnny stamboli

Commercial Break

The WWE Rewind: Nidia coming out during Jamie Noble's match with Tajiri.

Back from the break, our next match is at hand.

Funaki Vs. Chuck Palumbo
Match starts with Chuck knocking down Funaki, then mocking him by getting on his knees. Funaki proceeds to dropkick Chuck in the face, and sends him into the corner. After mutual exchanges of punches, Chuck chases Funaki around ringside, and gets dropkicked to the knees for a 2 count. Chucky hits a belly to belly suplex, and goes to cover Funaki, but gets a 2 count. Chuck nails a stiff clothesline, and stomps a mudhole into Funaki in the corner. Funaki gets a stiff kick to the back, after a snapmare by Chuck. Goes for the cover, but a 2 count only. Chucky locks in a neck hold on Funaki, but is broken up by a stomp on the foot and a right hand. Funaki is then sent hard into the corner, but is able to kick out of a pin attempt. Chuck lands a hard right hand into Funaki's face, goes for a cover, but gets another 2 count. Chuck locks in a bearhug, Funaki gets out of it, and counters a slam into a tornado ddt. Chuck sends himself shoulder first into the ringpost, and is met with a bulldog. Funaki gets a 2 count on Chucky. Funaki tries a backslide, but is overpowered. Chuck attempts a powerbomb, Funaki wiggles out of it, but is nailed with a superkick. Chuck goes for the cover, but only gets
a 2 count. Funaki hits Chuck with an enziguiri, goes for a crossbody, but Chuck catches him, and scores the victory with a
fall away slam into a samoan drop( Italian Drop? )
Winner Via Pinfall: Chuck Palumbo

Commercial Break

Back from the break, and footage of Kane's eulogy for the Undertaker is shown. Basically, He says that the Undertaker he knew had been dead for a long time. He buried him alive because Taker was no longer the destructive monster that He used to be. Kane asked that his brother Rest in Peace, and began to laugh.

Commercial Break

A vignette for the Cat is shown, saying He will be on Smackdown next week.

Back from our final break, and we are ready for the last match of the night.

Scotty Too Hotty with rikishi Vs. Rhyno
Scotty starts clapping to get the crowd into the match, but Rhyno beats Scotty down, and tries some clapping of his own( they both should really " avoid to clap " ). Rhyno gives Scotty a hard shoulder tackle, goes for the early cover, and gets a 2 count. Punches are thrown, Scotty reverses a back suplex, and sends Rhyno to the outside, leaving Scotty to do the moonwalk in the ring. After dancing, Scotty hits a baseball slide, sends Rhyno back in the ring, and flips himself over the ropes, back into the ring. Rhyno is thrown into the corner, but Scotty goes shoulder first into the post after Rhyno moves. Rhyno hits an armbreaker, but gets a 2 count. Scotty then finds himself stuck in a armbar/shoulder submission hold. Rhyno lets go, only to mock Scotty and knocking him down again. Rhyno arm flips Scotty down, stands on his head, and locks in another arm/shoulder submission hold. Scotty breaks free, and hits a leg scissors takedown. Scotty then nails Rhyno with a flying forearm and a superkick, and gets a 2 count. He sets up for the worm, but Rhyno blocks it with a hard clothesline. Rhyno now sets Scotty up for the gore, but gets in Rikishi's face instead. With the ref distracted, Rikishi gives Ryhno a punch, and Scotty lands Rhyno with a ddt. Scotty goes for the worm, and hits it to the delight of the fans, and gets the win.
Winner Via Pinfall: Scotty Too Hotty with rikishi

Well, there you have it. Another Velocity is in the books, and another reporter must get some rest. If you have comments, questions, hate mail, or whatever, send them to Jaba4017@aol.com . I get alot of junkmail, so please type Wrestling somewhere in the subject, so that way I know it's a reader. Otherwise it'll just get deleted. Oh, before I forget, If anyone reading this is a Ring of Honor fan, I need an opinion:
Which ROH video should I watch first? I've been trying to decide, but I heard they're all so good. Thanks a bunch for reading this, and I'll be back next week!








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