WWE Velocity Results 11-15-03
Submitted by Billy Arceneaux on Sunday, November 16, 2003 at 6:34 AM EST



WWE Velocity
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Bill Demott
Report by Billy Arceneaux
November 15, 2003


Hey yall! Welcome to my first Velocity report. Hope you like it.

The pyros go off, the crowd is pumped, and we are ready for our first match of the evening.

Ultimo Dragon/Funaki Vs. The Worlds Greatest Tag Team
Funaki and Charlie start off with Charlie getting the advantage by kneeing Funaki in the face. After being choked in the ropes, Funaki throws some chops at Charlie, backdrops an entering Shelton, hits the enziguiri on Charlie to send him to the outside. Ultimo comes in and sends Shelton to the outside as well, with a hurricarana. Fun hits the baseball slide on Charlie, while Ultimo hits a jump over crossbody on Shelton. Back in the ring, Funaki goes for the tornado ddt in the corner, but Charlie throws Funaki into a kick to the back of the knee by Shelton. Charlie works Funaki's knee for a while, then tags in Shelton. He works Funaki's knee as well, and locks in a single leg crab Funaki is able to kick his way out of it, and drops Shelton with a cool reverse ddt.Shelton and Funaki are both down, and tag in their respective partners. Dragon leg sweeps Haas, kicks the tar out of Shelton, hits a leg scissors takedown on Charlie for the 2 count. After kicking Shelton, Ultimo goes for the Asai DDT on Charlie, but turns it into a rollup. 1, 2, Shelton saves his partner. Charlie hangs Ultimo on the ropes, to attempt their double team move, but Funaki dropkicks Shelton before he can finish the move. After Charlie clothelines Funaki, Ultimo hits an inside the ring Asai moonsault, and gets a 2 count. Shelton tosses Funaki to the outside and superkicks Ultimo. Charlie locks on the Haas of Pain to earn the win.
Winners Via Submission: The Worlds Greatest Tag Team

Commercial Break

Back from the break, they air highlights from this past weekends house shows. Josh and Bill go over the situation with the Guererros and the Bashams. Basically, the Bashams hired an actor to tell Eddie that his wife's sister was in a car accident. After Eddie left, Paul Heyman postponed the tag title shot until the survivor series. However, Chavo
would have to take on the Bashams in a handicap match. Chavo tried his best, but lost to the bashams, and suffered a post match beatdown. Demott then gives us his insight with "Demott's Turning Point". He felt that the switch by the bashams in the match, and shaniqua's distrction showed how well they worked as a trio. Chavo was then looked at by a trainer backstage, leaving doubts about his ability to wrestle at survivor series.

Commercial Break

The JVC Digital Play of the night: Hardcore Holly beating
Nathan Jones and Matt Morgan with a steel chair( I guess you
could say, he was angry that Nathan and Matt were " Steeling" the show!). Back from the break, and we are ready for the next match.

Ryhno Vs. Kanyon
The match starts off with both men exchanging punches and
irish whips. Kanyon tries to knockdown Rhyno, and ends up doing so with a crossbody for a 2 count. Rhyno begins to yell at the crowd, " Lets go Rangers ", and this New Jersey crowd does not like that. Rhyno works over Kanyon, but gets a sweet russian leg sweep from Kanyon, 2 count. Kanyon goes for a top rope double axe handle, but gets kicked instead.
Rhyno picks Kanyon up with a fireman's carry, and turns it into a diamond cutter and gets a 2 count. Kanyon is then choked out by Rhyno's wrist tape, then choked out on the ropes. After a foot choke and clothesline to Kanyon, Rhyno yells at the crowd some more. Gets another 2 count. Snapmare into a head/chin lock onto Kanyon, as fans try to will Kanyon back into the match. Kanyon breaks free, and hits a sweet swinging neckbreaker on Rhyno. Both men are down. Crowd chanting, " Kanyon, Kanyon ". Once both are back up, Rhyno is hit with a dropkick, a clothesline, and a top rope bulldog by Kanyon for the 2 count. Rhyno goes for a slam, but Kanyon hits a quick rollup for another 2 count. Rhyno takes Kanyon down with a clotheskine, and sets him up for the gore. He hits the Gore, and gets the 3 count.
Winner Via Pinfall: Rhyno

Comercial Break

The WWE Sting of the Night: Jamie Noble and Rey Mysterio's
loss to Akio and Sakoda, with Tajiri's help. Back from the break, and we are ready for the Invasion of Ring of Honor!

Spanky/Paul London vs. Bryan Danielson/John Walters
Spanky and the American Dragon Bryan Danielson start off
with both men going for early takedowns on each other. " Let's go Spanky ", is heard as both men continue to go for wristlocks, double leg takedowns, and various pinfall attempts. These two definently know a wristlock from a wrist watch! Bryan tags in Walters, as they attempt to control Spanky. Walters immediately goes for a behind the back arm lock, but Spanky sends Walters head first to the top turnbuckle. Paul is tagged in, and knocks Bryan off the apron. After Walters is knocked down, Bryan comes back in, only to be hit by a London clothesline. Walters is hit with another clothesline, and Bryan is treated to a heel kick. Paul flips out of a german suplex, and nails Walters with
a dropsault. Paul goes for the cover, but Bryan breaks it up. Spanky gets in to block a double suplex, and tries to beatdown Bryan, but the ref stops him. Paul has Walters in a rollup, but Brysn reverses it( so that Walters has the
pin ). 2 count only. Spanky baseball slides Bryan, and sets Walters up for the enziguri into a flatliner. 1,2,3.
Winners via Pinfall: Spanky/Paul London

Commercial Break

Back from the break, Josh and Bill are discussing the Team Angle vs. Team Lesner match. They then show footage of Benoit telling Angle that he doesn't trust the 5th member of their team, John Cena. Angle tries to defend his pick, but Cena pops in and says that he doesn't like either of them, but will team with them to fight Team Lesner. The Tag match of Show/Lesner vs. Benoit/Cena is shown in its' closing minutes. After some good tag team action, Benoit/Cena get the win when Cena pins Show after hitting him with a chain. This gives Team Angle the advantage heading into survivor series. The Smackdown matches for survivor series were listed as:

10 man tag elimination match
Team Angle(Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, John Cena, Hardcore Holly, Bradshaw) Vs. Team Lesnar(Brock Lesnar, Big Show, A-Train, Nathan Jones, Matt Morgan)

WWE Tag titles
Basham Brothers vs. Los Guerreros

WWE Cruiserweight title
Tajiri vs. Jaime Noble

Buried Alive
Vince Mcmahon vs. Undertaker

"Build a Bridge" by Limp Bizkit is the Series theme song.

They then announced the Raw matches, but my fingers are numb. So sorry, but check the WWE website for those matches. Oh, okay. Here they are:

10 man tag elimination "Kick ass or leave" match Team Austin(RVD, Shawn Micheals, Dudleys, BookerT) Vs. Team Bischoff(Mark Henry, Rando Orton, Chris Jericho, Scott Steiner, Christian)

Ambulance match
Shane Mcmahon vs. Kane

WWE Womens title
Molly Holly vs. Lita

World Heavyweight title
Goldberg vs. HHH

Commercial Break

Back from the break, and we are ready for the final match of the night.

Orlando Jordan, Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty vs. F.B.I.
Jordan and Chuck start the match with a headlock into a
shoulder tackle by Chuck. Jordan hits a hip toss on Chuck, and follows it up with an arm drag into an arm lock, but gets clotheslined for his effort. Chuck brings Jordan to his corner, and tags in Stamboli. Jordan gets out of a Stamboli beatdown, and hits a sweet dropkick. Stamboli regains control and tags in Nunzio, while Jordan tags in
Scotty. The two stare each other down, until Scotty lands a flapjack and a moonwalk. Scotty hits a backdrop, but is leveled with a right hand from Chuck. Nunzio gets a 2 count, brings Scotty to his corner, and tags in Stamboli. The F.B.I. group keep tagging each other in, and beating Scotty in their corner for a while. Stamboli gets Scotty in
a choke hold, trying to wear him down. The fans will Scotty back up, but is taken right back down, and Stamboli tags in Chuck. Chuck hits a fall away slam into a samoan drop on Scotty, but Jordan breaks up the pin. Scotty is then taken nut first into the ring post. Chuck keeps Scotty from tagging out by locking in some kind of neck wrench. Scotty breaks out, gets out of a fall away slam, and sends Chuck into the corner. Chuck tags in Stamboli, Scotty tags in Rikishi. The Kish beats down oon the F.B.I., ddt's Stamboli,
but gets a 2 count. The Kish goes for the bonzai drop, but Nunzio rakes his eyes. Rikishi then hits a samoan drop on Chuck, and tags in Jordan. He hits a top rope crossbody on both Stamboli and Chuck, and dropkicks the both of them. Hits Stamboli with his boxing shuffle, but Nunzio breaks up the pin. Scotty bulldogs Nunzio, and sets up hits him with tho worm. Stamboli throws Scotty to the outside, but is then setup for the stinkface. Stamboli low blows Rikishi
before it can happen, and is knockd to the outside. Jordan gets back in the ring, goes for a neckbreaker, but walks into a superkick from Chuck. Stamboli covers Jordan for the pinfall.
Winners Via Pinfall: The F.B.I.

After the match, the F.B.I. go to attack Scotty, but are taken out by Rikishi. Nunzio is singled out, and gets a stinkface. The F.B.I. leave, while Scotty, Rikishi, and Jordan hug in the ring to close out the show.

Well, there you have it. My first in what I hope will be a butt load of Velocity reports I do for Lords of Pain. I wanna thank the webmaster for getting me this gig. If you have any questions, comments, hate mail, or whatever, send them to Jaba4017@aol.com. Thanks a bunch and see yall
next week!








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