WWE Velocity Results 10-18-03 (APA vs FBI)
Submitted by Eddie Tamrick on Sunday, October 19, 2003 at 6:24 PM EST



WWE VELOCITY REPORT
Report By: Eddie Tamrick III (unzipped@earthlink.net)
October 18th, 2003 (Tazz's Last Velocity?)


Orlando Jordan vs. A-Train
Train makes his way down to the ring, and Jordan, beaming, comes to the ring and poses. The bell rings, and Train feigns a lock-up but gives his foe a few knees. Jordan slips out of a snake eyes only to be beaten down. In the corner, Jordan kicks Chris Benoit’s archenemy away. Orlando goes to the turnbuckles for a double axe-handle. Train bicycle-kicks him on the way down. Punches and a headbutt by Train. He whips Jordan to the corner and puts him down with an inverted full nelson drop. Jordan kicks out of the pin. He can’t stage a comeback against the hirsute giant, who does a snapmare and a head vice. Orlando inexplicably gets up, only to be knocked down again. Orlando counters what may have been a Killswitch with a body press of sorts. Naturally, Train kicks out. A-Train finally Irish whips the Velocity mainstay, but he does a baseball slide underneath and an enziguri. Tae Bo in the corner, but A-Train pushes him away. Orlando keeps it on Train, putting him to the corner, but Train elbows him down. He aims for a Vader Bomb but Jordan gets a foot up into A-Train’s face. Orlando goes for the turnbuckles again, but A-Train knocks him down. He misses a corner charge, and a schoolboy doesn’t get the victory. Orlando tries dropkicks, but Train’s charging clothesline sets Jordan up for the finisher. Following up his victory over the Big Show, Orlando Jordan just can’t get it done here, as he succumbs to the Train Wreck.

Winner by pinfall: A-Train

Smackdown Flashback:
The Big Show is shown painting Eddie Guerrero's low rider red.

Funaki vs. Matt Hardy (w/ Shannon Moore)
Matt starts off with some kicks, then gets Funaki into the corner. Funaki blocks a head-to-turnbuckle, and goes to work on Matt Hardy, with an armdrag twist, a dropkick, and a headscissor takedown for two. Matt fires off with a Side-Effect, thus putting Funaki in a tight spot of his own. When the two get up, Matt punches Funaki and tosses him to the outside, where Shannon Moore stomps on him for a few. Matt, meanwhile, flashes the V1 taunt. Funaki finally gets back ontp the apron, and Matt lifts him up for a suplex, but drops him gut-first on the top rope. He then kicks Funaki, and then covers for a two-count. Matt then bodyslams Funaki and drops an elbow for another two count. Matt applies an abdominal stretch on Funaki, but after a few moments, Funaki breaks out and shoulders Matt in the corner, but then Moore trips up Funaki, allowing Matt to set him up for a Razor’s Edge. Funaki manages to get down, dodges a Matt Hardy charge in the corner, and hits a bulldog for two. Funaki punches Hardy and whips him, but he telegraphs it, and Matt grabs him- but wait, Funaki with a reverse DDT! Two count only! Funaki goes to the corner and gives Matt a reverse Tornado DDT, but he takes too long before making the cover, and therefore, he only gets two. Shannon Moore comes up on the ropes, and the ref is distracted. Matt goes for a Twist of Fate, but Funaki pushes him off. Marry Hardy pasues before he crashes into Shannon, and then ducks a Funaki clothesline, letting Funaki crash into Shannon. Matt hits the Twist of Fate for the three-count (no pun intended).

Winner by pinfall: Matt Hardy (w/ Shannon Moore)

Ultimo Dragon vs. Joey Matthews
Joey Matthews starts off by chopping on the Dragon, then an Irish whip, and Joey goes for after him, but Ultimo rolls. Dragon catches Matthews’ kick and sweeps his other leg out. Ultimo then hits a dropkick on Matthews. Ultimo then goes for an Asai Moonsault, but gets tripped up. Moments later, Matthews hits Dragon with top-rope lariat for a two count. Rear chinlock now on Dragon....then he flip-kicks out, but Joey hits a nice neckbreaker for two. Ultimo then takes advantage of an Irish whip to the corner by taking Joey down with a springboard crossbody. Kicks and a jawbreaker. Ultimo then nails Matthews with a back-body drop. Matthews reverses a whip but gets spoon-fed a spinning heel kick. Matthews gets a sunset flip in, but Ultimo rolls through and blasts him with a kick to the chest. Ultimo misses a Moonsault, allowing Matthews to get away. He then bodyslams Dragon, then apparently signals for a 450. He comes face to face with Dragon’s boot, followed up by a Spin-kick, Joey Matthews is then DDT-d and then pinned by the Dragon for the win.
Winners by pinfall: Ultimo Dragon

Sting of the Night:
Matt Hardy costing Zach Gowen his match against Shannon Moore on Smackdown two weeks ago.

Promo for Vince vs Stephanie is shown.

APA vs. Chuck Palumbo & Nunzio
As soon as the APA come down the ramp, Palumbo and Nunzio come at the APA with chairs, but it backfires. Nunzio gets tossed headfirst into the steps. The match starts and Bradshaw gets the Last Call on the smaller Italian, who looks to be at death’s door. Palumbo’s nowhere to be found. APA double-teams. Faarooq hits Nunzio with a clip to the upper back. Nunzio tries to flee, but Faarooq stops him and gets a throwback powerslam. Nunzio prays for mercy, but the quality of mercy is apparently strained. APA discuss, then Faarooq hits Nunzio with a backbreaker. Nunzio flops like a flounder. More double-teaming. Bradshaw does a killer powerbomb on the fallen Full-Blooded Italian. Faarooq comes in, watching Nunzio squirm. He finally comes back to, but a spinebuster puts him right back down... then 2 Clotheslines (from HELL) put him down for the 1, 2, 3.
Winner by pinfall: APA



End of Show.

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