Memphis Wrestling Results 7-19-03: Debut of "Handsome" Jimmy Valiant as MW CEO
Submitted by Wesley "Wac" Richardson on Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 6:15 PM EST



Memphis Wrestling: The Home of Rhythm and Bruise

Welcome all, this is Wac, back on the best wrestling site on the internet, the Lords of Pain. We are back for the 10th week of Memphis Wrestling, Live on UPN.

Show starts with classic MW intro, followed by the XWF intro. Your announcers are Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland, as they run down the card for today's show. Jimmy Hart comes out with his lawyer, threatnening to sue Maclin for false advertisement, just trying to get under Maclins skin. Maclin and Teigland then re-show footage from last week when Hart fainted after he opened the limo door to see who the MW CEO is. We then go backstage, where Hart goes up to a door that reads Memphis Wrestling CEO, and pounds on it, demanding to know who it is! The door then opens and its "Handsome" Jimmy Valiant!!! Hart runs off screaming, as Valiant says that Jimbo from Mempho is back!

After break, Valiant comes out to the announce table and entertains the crowd a little, and then tells Maclin that he has a brother from a different mother, and introduces Prince Valiant. However, Prince Valiant is just Reggie B. Fine under a mask. They hug and dance around for the crowd, and "Prince Valiant" gets in the ring dancing to 50 cent. Hart then comes out with his bounty hunter El Pancho and orders him to take care of Reggie B. Fine for once and for all.

Prince Valiant Vs. El Pancho

This was a very short match for some reason, as Fine just punches Pancho several times, then gives him a elbow to the head, plays to the crowd a little, and then runs off the ropes and drops another elbow straight to his forehead and pins him for the 1,2, 3.

Winner: Prince Valiant (Reggie B. Fine) via Elbow Drop

After break, Hart says he has a video tribute for Jerry Lawler, and he would like to show that to the people of Memphis right now. However, the tribute is more for himself, as he brags about being manager of the year in 1994, and managing guys like Hulk Hogan, The Honky Tonk Man, The Hart Foundation, The Nasty Boys, and the Road Warriors. He says that he can't wait until Aug. 2nd when he can help the XWF finally take over Memphis Wrestling and control the south!

Maclin then shows the Smash of the Week, and it's Reggie B. Fine elbow dropping El Pancho from earlier in the show. We then go to another taped interview, as this time Hart has Rick Stiener with him! Stiener cuts a promo about helping Hart take the XWF straight to the top, and that he will be their on Aug. 2nd to finally get rid of Lawler and Dundee.

After break, Hart comes to the ring with XWF Heavyweight Champion Mabel. Mabel cuts another decent promo about how he has the World Title, and that anybody they put him in the ring with, he'll knock 'em all down! Hart says that the two guys that Mabel is going to fight today are from Lawlers wrestling school and that they are his best students. Of course, this is just Hart making fun of them once again, because for one thing, Lawler doesn't even have a wrestling school.

Mabel w/Jimmy Hart Vs. Bruiser & Outlaw

Bruiser and Outlaw are two short fat guys wearing bad costumes. Mabel just squashes them both with clotheslines to start the match off. He then DDT's Bruiser, and follows that by whipping Outlaw off the ropes and nailing him with a HUGE spinning heel kick!!! He then runs off the ropes and Double Splashes them both for the easy 1, 2, 3.

Winner: Mabel via Double Big Splash

After another break, Maclin rings the bell for the next match of the day.

B.A.D Vs. Kevin White

By far the best match of the day, as B.A.D starts the match by keeping White in an armwrench, until White whips him off the ropes and hiptosses him straight out of the ring! As White tries to pull him back in, B.A.D stun guns him on the ropes, and then punches and kicks away at him. B.A.D whips White into each corner several times, clotheslining him hard, until eventually White reverses a whip and nails a spear, followed by a dropkick and a clothesline of his own. He then signals to the crowd, as he goes up top for a moonsault, but B.A.D pushes the ref into the ropes, knocking White down. B.A.D then does a very cool move, as White is still setting on the top rope facing the crowd, and B.A.D gives him a nasty neckbreaker from the top rope! B.A.D taunts the crowd like a true heel, allowing White to recover and reverse an irish whip and nail a snap spinebuster! White then goes up top once again, to go for what looked like his missle dropkick, but Shock and Jimmy Hart then interfere, helping B.A.D beat down on White, as the ref calls for the bell.

Winner: Kevin White via DQ

After the match, Bill Dundee comes out waving a 2*4 to make the save and run the heels to the back. Dundee then cuts a promo, basically just hyping the Aug. 2nd show.

After break, Maclin shows a video package hyping a new wrestler called Cyborg. It showed a lot of Terminator references, and it said he was 6'7 and 299, he looked pretty impressive from what they showed.

Jimmy Valiant then comes out and brings out the Naturals, who he calls the next big tag team! Maclin then rings the bell for the next match.

Hardcore Match

The Naturals (Chase Stevens & Andy Douglas) Vs. The Moondogs

This match was nothing but back and forth action between all four men, using chairs, signs, wires, and toilet seats! The Naturals held their own pretty good against the Memphis Wrestling hardcore legend Moondogs. Eventually, Jimmy Hart directed Shock and B.A.D out to interfere and help the Moondogs give a serious beat down to Stevens and Douglas.

Winner: The Naturals via DQ

Maclin then says it's time for this weeks Main Event. He says that since Lawler just finally got his suspension lifted today by Jimmy Valiant, and won't be back live in the studio 'till next week, he's got footage of Lawler agaisnt Terry Funk from Jersey All-Pro Wrestling from this past week. Jimmy Hart says this is ridiculous, but Maclin shows the footage just in spite of Hart.

Main Event: Courtesy of Jersey All-Pro Wrestling

Jerry "The King" Lawler Vs. Terry Funk

We go straight to the end of the match, where Lawler is layed out in the ring, and the bloody Funk goes out and gets a table from under the ring. The announcers were screaming that there had already been 7 piledrivers between the two men during this match. Funk sets up a table in the ring, and goes to put Lawler on it, but the King gets a low blow in, and rolls Funk up on the table himself. Lawler gets up on the table, and piledrives Funk through it and rolls over on him to make the cover for the 1, 2, 3!

Winner: Jerry Lawler via Piledriver through a table

We then go back to the studio, where Maclin put over all the big time matches that Lawler has had in his career. The show then comes to an end, with Maclin and Teigland hyping the August 2nd show at the Mid-South Coliseum, as Jimmy Hart and the Moondogs taunt the crowd some more.








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