Dark Matches and Velocity Spoilers from Norfolk
Submitted by Calvin Martin on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 12:18 AM EST



Report by DJ Spiker

Dark matches:

Two men, one in the ugliest tights i've ever seen, lose to Brian Hunter and the Navajo Warrior. Hunter had a good look to him, and the face in peril goes in their favor, then a nice semi-release piledriver for the finish.

Alexis M--- loses to Dawn Marie. Dawn Marie did something for a finish, nothing big. Alexis tights were ugly, and baggy, but she looked pretty good.

Velocity Matches:

Team Angle defeats Luchalebres

Two poorly dressed Mexican wrestlers got their tails handed to them by Team Angle. One of them screwed up badly on a spinning heel kick off the top, wasn't pretty. Haus wins after an Enzigury from Benjamin, and locks in the Haus of Pain.

Backstage segment with Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore and Crash.

Hardy says that they have a new student, who doesn't quite have what it takes to be a MF'er, but he definitely could be a Mooron. Points to Crash, who's reading the Hardy Boyz book upside down. Hardy tells Shannon Moore he's got to teach him the ways of Mattitude, and says he's got a lot of work to do.

Crash (w/ Shannon Moore) defeats Funaki.

Shannon Moore interferes from time to time, briefly. Crash wins the match, tries saying the book had nothing to do with it, but Moore convinces him otherwise. Moore tries getting Crash to do the v1.0 sign, but Crash can only get his fingers crooked.

Rhyno defeats Kanyon

Kanyon gets on the mic, and starts off with 'Who betta than Kanyon?' 'Everyone' and 'No one!' are the two loudest. Kanyon starts rambling on about a Tibetan monk, and is interupted by Rhyno's music. Good match, main event for Velocity, Rhyno wins with the Gore.

Other stuff:

There was an altercation between two guys like two sections over from me, during the Benoit/Cena fight, nothing really happened, except the one guy got ejected after a lot of trash talk. Not many people noticed it. If he makes it on camera, this guy wore a bear suit, he wore it to Raw and sat first row last year also, if anyone remembers, it's kinda stupid though. Good show, especially good to pay tribute to Piper and Snuka, huge pops for them. Anyone wanting to know where i'm at, during the beginning of the Lesnar interview, you can see me waving my arms in the air beside his head, and between him and Michael Cole.

Biggest Pops:
1. Jimmy Snuka
2. Roddy Piper (Norfolk is BIG NWA territory)
3. Rhyno
4. Brock Lesnar
5. Chris Benoit

Biggest Heat:
1. Rod Piper (he forced the point)
2. John Cena
3. Team Angle
4. Chimmel
5. Kanyon








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