WWE Velocity Results (3-29-03)
Submitted by Pete Nyman on Monday, March 31, 2003 at 6:28 PM EST



-Your hosts are Josh Mathews & Ernest Miller.

-Jamie Noble (w/Nidia) vs. Funaki:
Lockup to start. Jamie Noble put on a headlock. Both men then put on hammerlocks. Noble hit a hiptoss. Noble then put on a wristlock but Funaki counted with a legscissors choke. Lockup. Funaki put on a waistlock. Noble hit an elbow. Funaki then hit a hiptoss and a drop toe hold. Funaki then followed with a dropkick to the head and pinned Noble for the 2 count. Noble hit a neckbreaker and then some shoulders to the gut. Noble then hit a short arm clothesline and pinned Funaki for the 2 count. Noble then hit a back suplex. Noble pinned Funaki for another 2 count. Noble then put on a headlock and a half Boston crab. Funaki then hit a backslide for a pin and the 2 count. Noble hit a knee to the gut. Funaki then hit an Enziguri. Funaki then hit a knife edged chop. Funaki hit a flying forearm but then Noble hit a powerslam and pinned Funaki for the 2 count. Funaki slingshotted Noble into the turnbuckles and then hit a bulldog and pinned Noble for the 2 count. Noble rolled up Funaki for the 2 count but then Funaki rolled up Noble for another 2 count. Funaki hit a sidekick and then an elbow. Noble hit a knife edged chop but Funaki hit a nice tornado DDT and pinned Noble for the 3 count.
Winner: Funaki.

-A replay of the finish was shown.

-Commercial Break.

-Lugz Boot of the Week: Brock Lesnar getting attacked by Kurt Angle 2 weeks ago on Smackdown.

-A video was shown of the feud between Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle.

-Roddy Piper talked about his memories of WrestleMania. Surprisingly, the jerk didn't make any idiotic comments.

-Commercial Break.

-Gene Okerlund talked about WrestleMania.

-Bill DeMott vs. Apollo Kahn:
Apollo Kahn is from Pro Wrestling Iron. Bill DeMott hit a legsweep and put on a wristlock. DeMott then hit a knife edged chop. Apollo Kahn hit a kick and a punch but the DeMott just hit a hard clothesline on Apollo Kahn. A replay was shown of the clothesline. DeMott hit another hard clothesline and knocked out Apollo Kahn. DeMott then hit a powerbomb.
Winner: Bill DeMott by TKO.

-A video was shown for the Vince McMahon vs. Hulk Hogan match at WrestleMania.

-Commercial Break.

-WWE Slam of the Week: Vince McMahon signing Hulk Hogan's contract in his own blood.

-More video of Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan was shown. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the last match at WrestleMania.

-Jimmy Hart talked about his favorite WrestleMania memories.

-Commercial Break.

-More Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan.

-Jesse Ventura talked about his WrestleMania memories.

-Commercial Break.

-WrestleMania Moment: Lawrence Taylor defeating Bam Bam Bigelow at WrestleMania XI. I remember they had the event on pay-per-view, then the next week they showed it for free on Fox.

-Johnny Stamboli (w/Nunzio) vs. Tajiri:
Lockup. Tajiri hit a handspring kick. Tajiri then hit a crossbody to the outside. Tajiri then hit an elbow and a kick to Johnny Stamboli's leg. Tajiri then put on the Tarantula, but Nunzio attacked Tajiri with his jacket. Nunzio then choked Tajiri. Johnny Stamboli pinned Tajiri for the 2 count. Stamboli then choked Tajiri. Nunzio then choked Tajiri. Stamboli hit an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Stamboli pinned Tajiri for the 2 count. Stamboli twisted Tajiri's head. Tajiri hit an enziguri. Tajiri then hit some kicks to the ribs. Stamboli hit a tilt-a-whirl slam. Tajiri delivered a dropkick to the face and pinned Stamboli for the 2 count. Tajiri delivered a knife edged chop and a spinning heel kick and pinned Stamboli for the 2 count. Tajiri hit a handspring elbow but then Stamboli hit the Faggetaboutit and pinned Tajiri for the 3 count.
Winner: Johnny Stamboli.

-Notes: Well, this Velocity report is on a Monday because I wanted to avoid all the WrestleMania hoopla. This Velocity was good, Funaki getting a clean win was nice. Bill DeMott beating up Apollo Kahn was actually pretty funny. That's it, see you next week. Send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com.








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