WWE Velocity Results (12-28-02)
    Submitted by Pete Nyman on Sunday, December 29, 2002 at 5:39 PM EST


    WWE Velocity Report
    By Pete Nyman

    -Your hosts are Josh Mathews and Ernest “The Cat” Miller.

    -First Match: Matt Hardy vs. Brandon Groom:
    Matt Hardy likes egg nog but dislikes fruitcake. Matt Hardy also can solve a Rubik’s Cube. That’s funny, I just got a Rubik’s Cube for Christmas and I can’t figure the thing out. Footage is shown of Matt Hardy attacking Shannon Moore on Smackdown. Lockup to start. Matt Hardy gets an arm wringer. Brandon Groom then gets an arm wringer. Matt Hardy rolls up Brandon Groom for a pin and a 2 count. Brandon Groom then gets a rollup and a pin for a 2 count. Brandon Groom rolls up Matt Hardy for a pin and another 2 count. Matt Hardy delivers some elbows in the corner and then places Brandon Groom in a chinlock between the ropes. Matt Hardy then hits an elbow and a legdrop and then a bodyslam. Brandon Groom hits a crossbody on Matt Hardy and pins him for the 2 count. Brandom Groom then hits the official move of all jobbers on Velocity, the Russian Legsweep. Matt Hardy then hits the side effect and the Twist of Fate, and Matt Hardy gets a pin for the 3 count.
    Winner: Matt Hardy.

    -Commercial Break.

    Second Match: Sho Funaki vs. A-Train:
    Well, A-Train is back on Velocity already. Funaki hits a dropkick to A-Train’s face and then a dropkick to his knee. Funaki then hits a Modified Enziguri and pins A-Train for the 2 count. A-Train kicks Funaki in the side of the head. A-Train powerslams Funaki in the corner and delivers two backbreakers. A-Train then pins Funaki for the 2 count. A-Train delivers a knee to the gut and then locks on an Abdominal Stretch. A Shave Your Back chant erupts from the audience. Funaki then hits a top rope bulldog and pins A-Train for the 2 count. Funaki then hits a Tornado DDT and pins A-Train for a 2 count. A-Train then hits the backbreaker and pins Funaki for the 3 count.
    Winner: A-Train.

    -Commercial Break.

    -Footage is shown from Smackdown of the ongoing Al Wilson/Dawn Marie & Torrie Wilson saga.

    -Third Match: Nunzio & Jamie Noble (w/Nidia) vs. Vinny Valentino & Gabe Roach:
    Nunzio and Vinny Valentino start. Nunzio hits a Fireman’s Takedown and then Vinny Valentino hits a Fireman’s Takedown. Nunzio puts on an armbreaker and then an armbar and pins Vinny Valentino for a 2 count. Jamie Noble comes in and puts on a hammerlock. Jamie Noble then delivers a snapmare and a shoulder knockdown. Vinny Valentino delivers a knee to the gut. Then Vinny Valentino tags in Gabe Roach. Gabe Roach also delivers a knee to the gut. Gabe then pins Jamie Noble for the 2 count. Jamie Noble delivers a knee to the face and then Nunzio comes in. Nunzio doesn’t do much and then Jamie Noble comes back in. Vinny Valentino then comes in. Vinny Valentino hits a double crossbody on Jamie Noble & Nunzio. Jamie Noble hits a clothesline and a snapmare and then Nunzio comes in and pins Vinny Valentino for the 2 count. Nunzio flips Vinny Valentino over with his arm and then pins him for a 2 count. Jamie Noble comes in. Gabe Roach comes in and hits a top rope clothesline on both guys. Gabe Roach then hits two overhead belly-to-belly suplexes. Gabe Roach then hits a back body drop and pins for the 2 count. Jamie Noble & Nunzio then hits a Double Fisherman’s Brainbuster and Nunzio pins Gabe Roach for the 3 count.
    Winners: Jamie Noble & Nunzio.

    -Commercial Break.

    -Lugz Boot of the Week: Kurt Angle & The Big Show attacking Brock Lesnar two weeks ago on Smackdown.

    -The never before seen footage of Brock Lesnar injuring Kurt Angle is shown. Footage is also shown of Team Angle and of The Big Show vs. Chris Benoit.

    -Commercial Break.

    -WWE Rewind: B-2 attacking Chuck Palumbo on Smackdown, then Rikishi attacking B-2 and John Cena.

    -Main Event: John Cena (w/B-2) vs. Chuck Palumbo:
    John Cena raps about he has the Iron Claw of Thuganomics. Chuck Palumbo hits a side suplex and then a vertical suplex and pins John Cena for the 2 count. John Cena then hits a clothesline and pins Chuck Palumbo for the 2 count. John Cena then pins Chuck Palumbo for another 2 count. John Cena chokes Chuck Palumbo on the ropes and then B-2 chokes Chuck Palumbo on the ropes. John Cena hits a suplex and pins Chuck Palumbo for a 2 count. John Cena locks on a Full Nelson and then hits an elbow. John Cena pins Chuck Palumbo for the 2 count. John Cena locks on the Full Nelson again. Chuck Palumbo delivers a boot to the jaw. John Cena then locks on the Full Nelson again. Chuck Palumbo delivers a back suplex and then a clothesline and hits an elbow and then a side belly-to-belly suplex. Chuck Palumbo pins John Cena for the 2 count. John Cena delivers an eye rake, but then Chuck Palumbo hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Chuck Palumbo delivers a Discus Punch and then the Jungle Kick to B-2, but John Cena delivers a lowblow to Chuck Palumbo with the Ice…errr I mean the chain, and pins Chuck Palumbo for the 3 count.
    Winner: John Cena.

    -End Show.

    -Notes: A good edition of Velocity. Better than last week. All the matches were good, except A-Train using the backbreaker as his finisher is just stupid. It’s like when Triple H started using the sleeper as his finisher. A-Train already has a great finisher in the Baldo Bomb, and if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Also, it was funny how Vinny Valentino and Gabe Roach are bigger than Jamie Noble & Nunzio. That’s why using indy guys against WWE guys sometimes isn’t such a good idea. That’s all for now, see you next week. Send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com.




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