XPW TV Report 12-23-02
Submitted by Calvin Martin on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 at 1:07 AM EST





XPW Monday Nightmare Episode #16 from 12/23/02 on WGTW Channel 48 out of
Burlington/Philadelphia
Report by Phil S. (likeitis@hotmail.com)

Segment #1- A video package was shown to start the show with highlights from
every match and angle at Merry F'N Xmas on 12/21/02.

Segment #2- (From 7/22/00 Go Funk Yourself)- Kid Kaos vs. Tracy Smothers
(with Rob Black) in a Loser Must Leave XPW Match. Smothers bails to the
outside early on refusing to lock up. Kaos dives over the top onto Smothers
and then throws him into the railing before tossing him into the ring. He
then climbs to the top and hits a flying cross body block for a two count.
Smothers then gets up and tosses Kaos over the top and takes the battle to
the outside himself. After beating on Kaos a bit he tosses him back in and
forearms him in the head and starts dancing over Kaos. Smothers whips Kaos
into the ropes but Kaos counters with a Russian Leg Sweep attempt which
Smothers blocks and turns into a DDT. Kaos fights back as he and Smothers
exchange punches. Smothers whips Kaos into the ropes but Kaos counters with
a huracanrana for a 2 count. Kaos goes to the top and hits a missile
dropkick and gets another 2 count. Smothers kicks Kaos in the chin, the
back of the neck, and then the chin again but does not even get a 1 count.
Smothers snaps Kaos over and drops an elbow on the neck of Kaos. He goes to
the 2nd rope and begins dancing before missing a knee. Kaos goes to the top
and hits a flying guillotine for a 2 count. Kaos then hits an inverted DDT
on Kaos to get the pinfall! Smothers must now leave XPW!!!

Segment #3- (From 7/22/00 Go Funk Yourself)- Johnny Webb (with Jessica
Darlin) vs. Homeless Jimmy vs. John Kronus. Webb grabs the mic and tries to
get the crowd to calm down. Webb tells the fans that Homeless Jimmy can not
be there tonight. He says he guesses he will be on his way and tells Jimmy
to get well soon. Before he could leave the ring, music starts blaring in
the Arena, and Kronus makes his way to the ring! Kronus grabs his singapore
cane and goes after Kronus but Kronus kicks him in the stomach and takes
control. But not for long as Webb kicks Kronus in the face as he charges
into the corner. He begins stomping on Kronus before going to the second
rope only to miss a leg drop. Kronus and Webb start exchanging punches and
Homeless Jimmy's music starts playing. Webb hits Kronus with the cane
sending him to the mat as Homeless Jimmy makes his way to the ring with his
shopping cart full of weapons. Jimmy gets in the ring and dropkicks Webb.
He takes a trashcan lid and nails Kronus and Webb over the head with it.
Jimmy whips Webb into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline. He
takes Webb down to the mat, but Kronus punches Jimmy and then delivers a
suplex. Webb catches Kronus with a chop and then hits him with the trashcan
lid. Webb goes under the ring and finds a chair. Jimmy gets his shopping
cart on the outside. Webb nails Jimmy with the chair. Jimmy gets control
and whips Webb into a trashcan shot by Kronus. Jimmy then slams his
shopping cart between Webb's legs. Jessica Darlin goes after Jimmy and
rakes his eyes. Webb gets the cane and starts beating on Kronus and Jimmy.
Jimmy and Jessica start fighting over the cane as Kronus beats up Webb on
the opposite side outside of the ring. Jimmy walks around and DDTs Webb on
the concrete. Jimmy then goes after Kronus and leaps off his shopping cart
at Kronus only to be met with a trashcan lid to the face. Kronus takes a
computer keyboard and nails Jimmy with it. Jimmy is now busted open as Webb
drags a ladder into the ring. Webb nails Jimmy over the head with a
trashcan lid and then tosses him back into the ring. Jimmy goes up to the
top and dives to the outside onto Kronus and Webb. Webb nails Kronus in the
midsection and then the head with a chair before nailing Jimmy with it.
Webb sets up a table on the outside, goes to the canvas and drops an elbow
onto Jimmy through the table. Back in the ring, Kronus whips Webb into a
corner and follows him in with a springboard back elbow to the face. Jimmy
sets up a ladder in the corner. He rests it against the turnbuckle, but
Kronus clothesline him and takes him down. Webb then drops a leg on the
back of the neck of Jimmy. Kronus hip tosses Jimmy into the ladder in the
corner. Webb kicks Kronus in the face and sets the ladder on the middle
rope. Webb goes to suplex Jimmy into the ladder but Jimmy reverses it
suplexing him into it. Kronus slams Webb into the mat and then dives onto
Webb for a 2 count. Webb clears the ladder out of the ring and beats on
Kronus. Webb clotheslines Jimmy and bails to the outside. He goes under
the ring to look for more weapons. Webb and Jimmy both have a chair and
simultaneously nail Kronus with them. They then double team Kronus and
crotch him on the railing. Some fellow homeless people who followed Jimmy
to the ring set up a table in the ring as Jimmy and Webb fight on the
outside. Jimmy throws Webb back in to the ring. Jimmy sets Webb on the
table and goes to the top rope. Webb jumps off the table and follows him
up. Webb then delivers a german suplex but Jimmy misses the table and takes
a SICK bump on the back of his neck. Webb grabs him and then gives him a
spinebuster on the table and the table still does not break so he dives onto
Jimmy and gets the 3 count as Jessica Darlin dances at ringside. Webb
lights up a cigarette as he leaves the ring.

Segment #4- (From 7/22/00 Go Funk Yourself)- Mexico's Most Wanted (Damien
666 & Halloween) & Rey Misterio Sr. (with Lady Victoria) vs. The Westside
NGZ (Kronic & Big Ron) & Carlito Montana. MMW does some mic work to start
the match but the mic isn't working well so I am not sure what they said.
Montana makes his way to the ring with another mic. All 6 begin brawling.
Montana gets DDTd and sent to the outside with both Westsiders. The action
starts out too fast in this one and I can't keep up. But now Montana and
Misterio are in the ring. Misterio hits a power slam but the ref is
distracted and is only able to count 2. Misterio and Montana exchange
punches and chops before Montana whips Misterio into the ropes and puts his
head down. Misterio kicks him in the face and hits a dropkick. Kronic
attacks Misterio from behind but Halloween makes the save. Kronic shoulder
blocks Halloween to the mat. Halloween hits an arm drag taking down Kronic.
Kronic and Halloween then do a nice exchange that is too fast to call.
Halloween and Misterio both give Kronic bulldogs until Misterio gets tossed
to the outside by Montana. They fight outside while MMW double team Kronic.
Halloween dropkicks Kronic to the face. Rig Ron and Damien 666 fight on
the outside while Misterio and Montana continue to fight outside. Misterio
hits a powerbomb through the timekeeper's table on Ron. Ron hands Kronic a
chair in the ring. Misterio works over Montana in a corner and staple guns
his forehead a few times causing Kris Kloss to say "this is the LA Forum,
not the Staples Center!" ... get it?? staples ... Staples Center ....
Montana is now busted open as Damien 666 dropkicks him. Damien fakes a dive
to the outside while Misterio hits one from the opposite direction. Damien
and Kronic exchange punches at Big Ron is down in the ring. The NGZ then
double team Halloween. Big Ron went to hit Halloween with a chair but ended
up hitting Kronic. Halloween tosses a table into the ring. Halloween gets
tossed over the rail and into the ring as Damien goes to huracanran Big Ron
through a table but gets crotched. Lady Victoria runs in and beats on the
NGZ only to be stopped, held off, and then piledriven through the table by
the NGZ. The NGZ then hit the Drive By on Damien as referee Danny Ramirez
makes a VERY fast count for the victory!

Segment #5- (From 11/21/01 Retribution)- XPW TV Champion Kaos (with G.Q.
Money) vs. Pogo the Clown. This match is joined in progress as Kaos slams
Supreme. He grabs his mic and is slow making the cover and only gets a 2
count because of it. Kaos goes to the top rope and hits a splash from the
top. Again, he hurts himself and can not make the cover. He finally rolls
him over and gets a 1 count. Kaos whips Pogo, but Pogo stops it and
clotheslines Kaos. Pogo goes to a corner to regroup and then drops an elbow
on Kaos .... and again. Pogo starts pounding on Kaos and choking him. Pogo
then powerbombs Kaos from the ring through a table and to the concrete.
Pretty sick bump that is used in their TV opening. A bump is already
apparent on the back of Kaos' head. Pogo climbs to the outside and rams him
into the railing. He then tosses him back into the ring and delivers a
vicious boot to the sternum. Pogo picks up Kaos and hits the Closed Casket
Crunch. He takes awhile to make the cover. G.Q. Money pulls the referee
out of the ring after a 2 count. Kaos goes to the top and hits the flying
guillotine as Pogo was distracted. The ref gets back in the ring and makes
the 3 count!!!


NOTES:

XPW returns to Viking Hall on Friday, January 17th, 2003 with New Years'
Revolution.

then ....

XPW returns to Viking Hall on Saturday, January 18th, 2003 with Aftermath

Phil S. (likeitis@hotmail.com)








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