WWE Velocity Results (12-21-02)
Submitted by Pete Nyman on Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 2:42 PM EST





-Your hosts are Tough Enough’s own Josh Mathews and the WCW Power Plant’s own Ernest “The Cat” Miller.

-First Match: Shannon Moore vs. Chavo Guerrero:
A replay is shown of Brock Lesnar’s overhead belly-to-belly suplex to Shannon Moore on the outside from Smackdown. Waistlocks by both men to start. Chavo Guerrero hits a Fireman’s Takedown. Chavo Guerrero then puts on an armlock. Shannon Moore then hits an armdrag and a spinning heel kick. Shannon Moore gets a pin for a 2 count. Shannon Moore hits a clothesline and then Chavo Guerrero hits a backbreaker. Chavo Guerrero hits a Back Suplex and pins Shannon Moore for a 2 count. Chavo Guerrero then hits a snapmare and dropkicks Shannon Moore in the face and pins him for a 2 count. Chavo Guerrero puts on a headlock. Shannon Moore gets a rollup pin for a 2 count. Chavo Guerrero hits a European Uppercut. Chavo Guerrero then hits a Knife Edged Chop. Shannon Moore hits a heel kick. Shannon Moore then hits a back body drop and a flipping swinging neckbreaker. Shannon Moore then pins Chavo Guerrero for a 2 count. Shannon Moore then hits the Halo and gets a pin for a 2 count. Chavo Guerrero then hits the Gory Guerrero Bomb and pins Shannon Moore for the 3 count.
Winner: Chavo Guerrero.

-Commercial Break.

-Second Match: Rikishi vs. Andy Anderson:
Andy Anderson is from IWA-Puerto Rico. Lockup to start. Rikishi pushes Andy Anderson down. Rikishi then hits a shoulder knockdown and a bodyslam. Rikishi then hits a clothesline and a chop. Andy Anderson delivers a dropkick to the knee. Andy Anderson then hits some elbow drops onto Rikishi’s knee. Andy Anderson works the knee some more. Rikishi comes back with a Samoan Drop. Rikishi then hits a butt slam, a superkick, and then the Rump Shaker, and pins Andy Anderson for the 3 count.
Winner: Rikishi.

-Commercial Break.

-The segment is shown with Torrie Wilson and Dawn Marie from Smackdown.

-JVC Blast of the Night: Bill DeMott’s Cruiserweight attack on Smackdown.

-Commercial Break.

-Highlights are shown from the last episode of Tough Enough 3. Gee, I wonder who’s wrestling next….

-Third Match: Bill DeMott vs. Michael Shane:
Oh, it’s Bill DeMott! Michael Shane is from Ring of Honor, nephew of Shawn Michaels.
Lockup to start. Bill DeMott chokes Michael Shane and then runs his face across the top rope. Michael Shane gets some punches in. Bill DeMott pins Michael Shane for a 2 count. Bill DeMott then hits a REALLY botched No Laughing Matter, I mean knees first into Michael Shane’s gut, and then pins the poor kid for the 3 count.
Winner: Bill DeMott.

-A replay of the horrible finish is shown.

-Commercial Break.

-Footage is shown from Smackdown of all the stuff that happened with Brock Lesnar and Kurt Angle. Highlights are then shown of Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit.

-Commercial Break.

-WWE Lugz Boot of the Week: Nunzio debuts two weeks ago on Smackdown.

-Main Event: Jamie Noble (w/Nidia) vs. Funaki:
Funaki hits a back body drop and a dropkick and pins Jamie Noble for the 2 count. Jamie Noble hits a couple forearm smashes. Jamie Noble then pins Funaki for the 2 count. Funaki pins Jamie Noble for the 2 count. Funaki hits an Enziguri and pins Jamie Noble for the 2 count. Jamie Noble hits a powerslam and pins Funaki for another 2 count. Funaki hits a bulldog and pins Jamie Noble for the 2 count. Funaki hits some Knife Edged Chops. Jamie Noble hits a reverse neckbreaker, and then the Tiger Bomb, and pins Funaki for the 3 count.
Winner: Jamie Noble.

-Afterwards, Jamie Noble celebrates with Nunzio. Nidia doesn’t.

-End Show.

-Notes: There wasn’t anything special on Velocity this week. Chavo Guerrero beating up a punk like Shannon Moore was fun, but besides that there was nothing else. Bill DeMott’s moonsault was off by a lot, and he could have really injured Michael Shane. Jamie Noble and Funaki, I feel like I’ve seen that at least 9 times already. Better luck next week. Send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com.











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