WWE Velocity Results (11-23-02)
Submitted by Pete Nyman on Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 2:18 PM EST





-Your hosts are Marc Loyd and Michael Cole.

-Crash Holly vs. Albert:
Crash Holly comes out with a backpack on. Crash Holly takes out a bottle of shaving cream and a razor blade. Crash Holly grabs onto Albert’s manfur. Albert delivers a backbreaker. Albert then delivers a headbutt and tosses Crash Holly out of the ring. Crash Holly delivers drop toe hold. Crash Holly then slams Alberts head 10 times into the 2nd turnbuckle. Crash Holly then grabs the top rope and shakes it, ala The Ultimate Warrior. Albert ends it with a Bicycle Kick and pins Crash Holly for the 3 count. Afterwards, Crash Holly puts shaving cream on Albert’s back. Albert then delivers the Baldo Bomb to Crash Holly.
Winner: Albert.

-Commercial Break.

-The Guerreros are shown winning the WWE Tag Team titles.

-Highlights are shown of Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle.

-A Scott Steiner video is shown.

-Commercial Break.

-Raw Retro: Kurt Angle spraying the Alliance with milk.

-Chuck Palumbo vs. Dan Gimondo:
Dan Gimondo is The Inferno Kid, who used to be a regular jobber on WWE Metal, and is one of my favorites on the indies. Lockup. Dan Gimondo with a waistlock. Chuck Palumbo locks on a front face lock. Dan Gimondo chokes Chuck Palumbo with the ropes. Dan Gimondo then hits a suplex and pins Chuck Palumbo for the 2 count. Dan Gimondo then hits a snapmare and locks on a nerve hold on Chuck Palumbo. Chuck Palumbo hits an Overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex. Chuck Palumbo then hits a Discus Punch and locks on a Reverse Boston Crab, and Dan Gimondo taps out.
Winner: Chuck Palumbo.

-Anthology Cut: Torrie Wilson.

-Commercial Break.

-Bill DeMott vs. Danny Doring:
For those of you who never watched ECW, Danny Doring and Roadkill are the last ECW World Tag Team Champions. Lockup to start. Bill DeMott delivers some knife edged chops. Danny Doring comes back with his own Knife Edged Chops. Bill DeMott chokes Danny Doring, but then Danny Doring rolls up Bill DeMott and pins him for a 2 count. Bill DeMott hits a clothesline, then a powerbomb, then the No Laughing Matter, and pins Danny Doring for the 3 count.
Winner: Bill DeMott.

-Highlights are shown from Tough Enough 3.

-Commercial Break.

-A video is shown highlighting the feud between Brock Lesnar, The Big Show, & Paul Heyman.

-Highlights are shown of Brock Lesnar on Smackdown.

-Highlights are shown of The Big Show vs. Edge on Smackdown.

-Commercial Break.

-WWE Rewind: Matt Hardy getting put through a wall on Smackdown.

-Funaki vs. Matt Hardy:
Mattitude Fact: Matt Hardy’s IQ is 139. My IQ is 133. Lockup to start. Matt Hardy delivers an armdrag. Lockup. Matt Hardy pins Funaki for a 2 count. Lockup. Matt Hardy gets on a headlock. Matt Hardy hits a shoulder knockdown. Funaki gets a rollup pin for a 2 count. Funaki back body drops Matt Hardy over the top rope and then hits a crossbody on Matt Hardy to the outside. Matt Hardy hits the Side Effect and pins Funaki for a 2 count. Matt Hardy locks on a Camel Clutch on Funaki through the ropes. Matt Hardy does it again. Matt Hardy then drops Funaki throat first across the top rope and delivers an elbow drop. Matt Hardy pins Funaki for the 2 count. Matt Hardy puts on a headlock. Funaki hits a bulldog and an Enziguri and pins Matt Hardy for a 2 count. Funaki hits a drop toe hold, and then a dropkick to the face, and then a nice Reverse Tornado DDT, but Matt Hardy kicks out after the pin of a 2 count. Matt Hardy then hits the Twist of Fate and pins Funaki for the 3 count.
Winner: Matt Hardy.

-End Show.

-Notes: A good edition of Velocity this week. It was nice to see Danny Doring and Dan Gimondo again. WWE should just hire Dan Gimondo already. They’ve been using him as a jobber for so many years, you might as well give him a push. You could nickname him the Italian Inferno, and then team him with Johnny Stamboli. Instant tag team right there. That’s all I got to say, see you next week. Send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com.









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