WWE Velocity Results (9-28-02)
Submitted by Pete Nyman on Sunday, September 29, 2002 at 1:38 PM EST





WWE Velocity Television Report
By Pete Nyman
Announcers: Tazz & Marc Loyd.

-First Match: Billy Kidman vs. Crash Holly:
It’s the battle of the guy who prefers to be called by his last name against the guy who prefers to be called by his first name. AKA…Kidman vs. Crash. Handshake and a lockup to start. Billy Kidman puts on a headlock, and then they go into the fast paced moves and then the standoff. Billy Kidman delivers a flying back elbow from the top rope and then a headscissors. Crash Holly slams Billy Kidman onto the guardrail for a backbreaker. Crash Holly rolls Billy Kidman into the ring and pins him for a 2 count. Crash Holly then hits a bodyslam and pins Billy Kidman for another 2 count. Crash Holly then locks in a modified surfboard, and hits a backbreaker and pins Billy Kidman for the 2 count again. Crash Holly then locks in a Camel Clutch. Crash Holly then lets go of the Clutch, and then puts it back on again. Billy Kidman hits a small package and pins Crash Holly for the 2 count. Billy Kidman hits 2 clothesline and then a dropkick. Crash Holly then gets another pin for a 2 count. Billy Kidman hits the Skyhigh and pins Crash Holly for a 2 count. Crash Holly then hits a top rope bulldog and gets a pin for a 2 count. Billy Kidman hits an Enziguri, but Crash Holly comes back and hits the Styles Clash and pins Billy Kidman for the 3 count. Tazz & Loyd call it the Crash Landing. Can’t WWE think up an original finishing move name?
Winner: Crash Holly.

-Eric Bischoff is shown getting stinkfaced.

-Commercial Break.

-Lugz Boot of the Week: A nice chairshot by Eddie Guerrero to Edge 2 weeks ago on Smackdown.

-Highlights are shown of Eddie Guerrero vs. Edge. That was an awesome match.

-Commercial Break.

-Highlights are shown of the announcement of Wrestlemania 19 being in Seattle, WA.

-Second Match: Shannon Moore vs. Doug Basham:
Doug Basham is from OVW. I think he wrestled as The Machine. Lockup to start. Doug Basham locks on an arm wringer, and then Shannon Moore locks one on too. Shannon Moore hits a heel kick and a huracanrana. Shannon Moore pins Doug Basham for a 2 count. Doug Basham then drop toe holds Shannon Moore into the 2nd rope. Doug Basham pins Shannon Moore for a 2 count. Doug Basham then pins Shannon Moore for another 2 count. Doug Basham locks on a front face lock. Doug Basham goes for a wheelbarrow suplex, but Shannon Moore turns it into a bulldog. He really messed up that move, Shannon Moore did. Shannon Moore then hits a crossbody and pins Doug Basham for a 2 count. Shannon Moore hits a spinning heel kick and then a flipping swinging neckbreaker. Shannon Moore pins Doug Basham for a 2 count. Doug Basham hits a Legline. Doug Basham then pins Shannon Moore for a 2 count. Shannon Moore then hits the Halo, and pins Doug Basham for the 3 count.
Winner: Shannon Moore.

-Commercial Break.

-Highlights are shown of Kurt Angle vs. Chris Benoit vs. Rey Mysterio.

-Commercial Break.

-JVC Extreme Blast of the Night: Brock Lesnar getting thrown through the Unforgiven set, courtesy of The Undertaker.

-Footage is shown of Brock Lesnar attacking Funaki and then the vicious belt shot to The Undertaker. I say WWE should book next week on Smackdown, Brock Lesnar & Matt Hardy vs. Funaki & The Undertaker.

-Commercial Break.

-Third Match: D-Von vs. John Cena:
Cena means supper in Spanish. So Cena’s catchphrase should be “It’s supper time!” He could even have the little triangle and starting ringing it like he’s a mother rounding up the children for supper. Nevermind. Lockup to start. Lockup again. John Cena hits an armdrag and a hiptoss and then an armdrag into an armlock. John Cena then hits a crossbody and pins D-Von for a 2 count. John Cena then hits an armdrag and a shoulder knockdown and pins D-Von for a 2 count again. John Cena then pins D-Von for another 2 count. D-Von delivers a knife edged chop. John Cena continues doing the only move he knows, and that’s pinning D-Von for a 2 count. D-Von hits a clothesline but then John Cena hits 2 clothesline. John Cena then hits an atomic drop and a dropkick and pins D-Von for a 2 count. John Cena places D-Von in a fisherman suplex position, but just hits a swinging neckbreaker on D-Von. John Cena then pins D-Von for a 2 count. D-Von then hits a top rope neckbreaker. D-Von pins John Cena for a 2 count. John Cena then hits a sunset flip and pins D-Von for the 3 count. D-Von then hits the Saving Grace afterwards.
Winner: John Cena.

-End Show.

-Notes: Best Velocity ever. No Mike Awesome, Albert, or Randy Orton. Wait, Shannon Moore was on Velocity. Bah, this edition sucks! Actually that’s the truth, it wasn’t the greatest Velocity show ever. Crash Holly steals his finishing move name from EZ Money AKA Jason Jett. Doug Basham looks pretty cool though. He doesn’t look like one of those pretty boy rookies, so he’s on my A-List already. John Cena vs. D-Von was okay, except for Cena trying to break the record for most armdrags and pinfalls in one match, and the finish was a sunset flip. That would only be cool if John Cena renamed it the Supper Flip. Also, I’m going to do something that I don’t normally do, and that’s plug a website. I’m going to plug www.circle2.com because they have a Trivia Contest every Tuesday night at 9PM EST, and I won the damn thing 10 times, so it’s about time I give back to them. That’s all for now, see you with the Writer’s Block on Wednesday. Send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com.









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