WWE Velocity Results 9-21-02
Submitted by Pete Nyman on Sunday, September 22, 2002 at 1:51 PM EST





WWE Velocity Report
By Pete Nyman
Announcers: Michael Cole & Marc Loyd.

-First Match: Billy Kidman vs. Tajiri:
Lockup to start. Billy Kidman gets a headlock and a shoulder knockdown. Billy Kidman then hits a huracanrana, but Tajiri kicks him in the shoulder and pins him for a 2 count.
Tajiri then locks on a reverse armbar and an armbar. Billy Kidman hits an armdrag but then Tajiri applies a hammerlock. Tajiri works on Billy Kidman’s arm some more. Billy Kidman comes back with a snapmare and a dropkick. Billy Kidman then follows up with 2 clotheslines and an enziguri. Billy Kidman pins Tajiri for a 2 count. Tajiri kicks Kidman in the face and pins him for a 2 count. Billy Kidman hits an X-Factor and pins Tajiri for the 2 count again. Billy Kidman then hits a spinning bulldog but then misses a Shooting Star Press. Tajiri pins Billy Kidman for a 2 count. Tajiri then kicks Billy Kidman in the temple and pins him for the 3 count.
Winner: Tajiri.

-Commercial Break.

-WWE Slam of the Week: Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit tapping to both of their finishers.

-Second Match: Albert vs. Funaki:
Highlights are shown of the match from last week. Funaki cuts a promo saying Albert has a hairy booty. I thought Funaki only goes into the Women’s Locker Room. Albert hits a shoulder knockdown. Funaki hits a dropkick and pins Albert for a 2 count. Funaki hits another dropkick and a bulldog. Albert then hits a powerslam. Albert pins Funaki for a 2 count. Albert then hits an elbow drop. Albert hits another elbow drop. Albert then puts on a headlock. Shave Your Back chants. Albert hits a backbreaker and pins Funaki for a 2 count. Albert chokes Funaki with his boot. Albert then hits a headbutt. Funaki grabs Albert’s backhair, and then rolls up him for a pin and the 3 count. Albert then beats up Funaki after the match.
Winner: Funaki.

-Commercial Break.

-Lugz Boot of the Week: Brock Lesnar attacking The Undertaker two weeks ago.

-Brock Lesnar is shown with the security backstage. Then footage is shown of Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker’s confrontation.

-Commercial Break.

-Earlier today, Funaki interviews Crash Holly.

-Third Match: The Hurricane vs. Crash Holly:
Lockup to start. The Hurricane puts on a waistlock. Crash Holly gets a pin for a 2 count and then The Hurricane gets a pin for a 2 count. The Hurricane hits a hiptoss and then a bodyslam. Crash Holly gets another pin for a 2 count. Crash Holly delivers a kidney shot and then pins The Hurricane again for a 2 count. Crash Holly then hits a bodyslam and pins The Hurricane for a 2 count. Crash Holly locks in an abdominal stretch. The Hurricane comes back with an armdrag, the Overcast, a clothesline, an elbow, not to mention a floating neckbreaker. The Hurricane then pins Crash for a 2 count. Come on, all that stuff can’t beat Crash?! Crash Holly then gets a pin for a 2 count. The Hurricane hits a flying bodypress and pins Crash Holly for a 2 count. Crash Holly rolls up The Hurricane for a pin and a 2 count. The Hurricane then hits the Shining Wizard and pins Crash Holly for the 3 count.
Winner: The Hurricane.

-Commercial Break.

-Stephanie is shown invading Raw with her lesbian buddies.

-A video is shown hyping The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar.

-Commercial Break.

-Main Event: Randy Orton vs. Shannon Moore:
Did you ever notice how Randy Orton looks like a younger Bart Gunn? Lockup to start. Sequence of moves by both men and then a standoff. Randy Orton and Shannon Moore exchange hammerlocks. Randy Orton locks on an arm wringer. Shannon Moore hits an armdrag. Shannon Moore then hits a heel kick and pins Randy Orton for a 2 count. Randy Orton hits the Snake Eyes and a flying crossbody but Shannon Moore reverses it into a pin for a 2 count. Randy Orton hits a clothesline and then yanks on Shannon Moore’s arm. Randy Orton works on the arm, and Shannon Moore hits a dropkick. Shannon Moore then hits a flipping swinging neckbreaker. Shannon Moore pins Randy Orton for a 2 count. Shannon Moore then hits a moonsault and pins Randy Orton for a 2 count. Randy Orton hits a powerslam and pins Shannon Moore for a 2 count. Randy Orton then pins him for another 2 count. Shannon Moore hits the Halo and pins Randy Orton for a 2 count. Randy Orton then hits his finisher, the O-Zone and pins Shannon Moore for the 3 count.
Winner: Randy Orton.

-End Show.

-Notes: A pretty good edition of Velocity. The first three matches we’ve seen already before, but they still were all good. Especially The Hurricane vs. Crash Holly. Also, Randy Orton vs. Shannon Moore was good too. Orton and Moore might be goofy at times, but they seem to be improving. Orton’s got a good finishing move name too, and maybe he can turn it into a catchphrase as well. That’s it for now, see you next week. Send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com.









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