The Professor's Classroom #109: Summer Session Final Exam
    Submitted by The Professor on Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 1:22 AM EST


    POWERBOMB INSTITUTE OF THE NET FINAL EXAM

    SUMMER SESSION 2002


    Please select the correct answer to the following items. If you have a question about any of the items, don’t bother me—I’m reading the comics.

    1. What is the most dangerous activity in WWE?
    a) Receiving the F-5 from Brock Lesnar
    b) Getting the 619 from Rey Mysterio
    c) Taking the Clothesline from Hell from Bradshaw
    d) Not entertaining Eric Bischoff within 3 minutes

    2. Stephanie McMahon’s character is currently:
    a) a babyface
    b) a heel
    c) a tweener
    d) um...can I get back to you on that?

    3. WWE is, by far, the largest supplier of entertainment to:
    a) TNN
    b) MTV
    c) UPN
    d) NWA-TNA

    4. What is the saddest, most tragic story in wrestling so far this year?
    a) Bret Hart’s accident and stroke
    b) WCW’s painful end
    c) Steve Austin’s meltdown
    d) All of the above

    5. How did your Professor react to the Un-Americans on Monday night?
    a) He yelled and screamed at the screen
    b) He swore vengeance on Vince McMahon
    c) He cursed at Lance Storm, Christian, and Test
    d) He didn’t react at all--there were no Un-Americans on Monday Night Football

    6. What was the most ridiculous feud of the past year?
    a) Eric Bischoff/Stephanie McMahon
    b) Vince McMahon/Ric Flair
    c) WWF/The Alliance
    d) Howard Finkel/Lilian Garcia

    7. What is the toughest team in WWE?
    a) The Hardy Boyz
    b) Booker T and Goldust
    c) The Un-Americans
    d) Moolah and Mae Young

    8. Who is WWE’s most consistent, reliable performer?
    a) Kurt Angle
    b) Kurt Angle
    c) Kurt Angle
    d) Kurt Angle

    9. Which of the following has been absent from WWE television shows for the longest period of time?
    a) Shane McMahon taking a crazy bump
    b) X-Pac being annoying
    c) Steve Blackman doing anything
    d) Wrestling

    10. What is the best part of NWA-TNA shows?
    a) The X Division matches
    b) Seeing Ron Killings (aka K-Kwik) finally win a title
    c) Hearing Mike Tenay announce the shows
    d) Having something to watch on Wednesday besides Ed and 60 Minutes II

    11. What is the best wrestling book written so far?
    a) Mankind: Have A Nice Day by Mick Foley
    b) Positively Page by Diamond Dallas Page
    c) It’s True! It’s True! by Kurt Angle
    d) What is a book?

    12. What can we deduce about Jim Ross?
    a) He’s an Oklahoma Sooners fan
    b) He likes to wear cowboy hats
    c) He likes to announce wrestling matches
    d) He spent at least part of his childhood scalding dogs

    13. What is the most important thing for a fan at a wrestling show to remember?
    a) Which wrestler is the heel and which is the babyface
    b) Always give your favorite wrestlers a big reaction
    c) Never try to get into the ring
    d) If a TV camera points toward you, act like a moron

    14. Which sign is spelled incorrectly?
    a) DOWN; WITH # VINCE/
    b) I CAME::” TO (SEE); THE “SPINAROONY{}:;
    c) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODOGGIE!
    d) STRATUSFACTION GUARANTEED?

    15. The odds of the Rock beating Brock Lesnar at Summerslam are roughly the same as the odds that:
    a) Hell will freeze over before next week
    b) Jim Ross will do a Twist of Fate off the top rope
    c) Jerry Lawler will swear off women forever
    d) Trish Stratus will call you tomorrow and ask you for a date


    Be sure to write your name on your test before you turn it in, students. Grades will be posted in the usual manner. I’ll see you for the fall semester.

    -- The Professor --

    PIN Phony Rumor of The Week: Next week on Raw: Rikishi vs. Big Show—first to hit a shooting star press wins! (Thanks to EveryMondayNight)

    (Email to TheProfessor11@hotmail.com. Feel free to submit possibilities for the Phony Rumor of the Week. If your rumor is used in the Classroom, you will win a genuine Trish Stratus belly button brush, if I can find where I put it.)




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