WWE Confidential Report 6-15-02
    Submitted by Chris Fothergill-Brown on Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 3:09 AM EST

    What do *I* think about the Steve Austin situation? I’m playing wait and
    see. Last time a crop of main eventers disappeared at the same time, people
    predicted doom – and things turned out better than okay. Judge the
    federation by the quality of feuds, who’s main eventing, and not who’s
    missing.

    That said, I’m betting WWE really wants us to pick sides. We’ll see…

    Sleazy music.

    TONIGHT: Steve Austin took his ball and went home. He’s a
    coward, and no one saw it coming.

    Gene Okerlund is back, and looking REAL happy with all the dirt around him
    this week. Steve Austin walked off the job on Monday night, and have left a
    lot of people scratching their heads. Are his days with the WWE over? Jim
    Ross and Vince McMahon will answer that later. But first…

    Bobby “The Brain” Heenan! He’s one of the most recognized faces in Sportz
    Entertainment history. Hulk Hogan even credited him as a key factor in
    Hulkamania’s success. Bob Costas called him the smartest man in wrestling.
    Unfortunately recently, he found himself in a situation he couldn’t talk his
    way out of.

    A clip of WWF Primetime is shown – where he tells Monsoon next week the show
    is his and he’ll never see Gorilla again!

    Bobby Heenan’s here. And noticeably lisping. He’s got cancer from his right
    side all the way to underneath his tongue. After the doctors told him he had
    an 80% chance on making it, he decided not to waste his time feeling bad.
    He’s got other things he wants to do. He took his medicine, he took his
    chemo, and is actually on a feeding tube. He hasn’t had a solid meal since
    last August or September.

    He still wants to travel, do commercials, and he has a good coming out. He
    never had time to write the book before because he was always on the road,
    and is happy he had a chance to do it. He’s been part of the biz since 1961.
    He always wanted to be a manager, but wrestled because there was more money.
    His style was simple: He snuck doing everything he did and took hard bumps
    to keep the people happy. He patterned himself after Buddy Rogers, Ray
    Stevens, and Pat Patterson. But as far as stand up guys went – Jack Lanza
    and Gorilla Monsoon were the guys he looked up to.

    Arn Anderson says Bobby Heenan does NOT hand out compliments real easily,
    and he thought as much of Gorilla Monsoon as anyone else on the planet.
    Bobby agrees, saying he didn’t have as much fun as doing Primetime with
    Monsoon. The chemistry was just there. Steve Lombardi remembers the fact
    that you never knew what Heenan was going to say. Arn says he’s as funny as
    anyone he’s ever heard. Heenan says they didn’t rehearse anything – they
    just did it and Vince likes it that way.

    He was in town for a baseball game when the WWF came to the Garden. He went
    to work there and met Vince – and he made you feel like you’d found the job
    you wanted for the rest of your life. He’s demanding, but you knew it was
    going to take off and be the biggest thing ever.

    Vince went right to the Garden with Wrestlemania. When Mr. T came out, he
    knew it was the greatest thing he’d ever seen. Backstage, he toasted Vince
    with a beer and told him “here’s to Wrestlemania 2!”. Vince told him “no,
    here’s to Wrestlemania 102!”.

    When you work for the WWF, it’s a different feeling. It’s like being called
    up from Toledo to the Yankees. If you’re no good, you’re right back to the
    minors. The number one promotion had the number one talent.

    Arn felt that Bobby Heenan was so over with the fans that he often
    overshadowed the wrestlers he managed because he was so hated.

    In 1988, for some reason he was inducted on to the All Madden Team despite
    never having played football in his life. His name is right there under
    Coach.

    He had a great run in the WWF. His daughter was going to university so he
    wanted to be a little closer to her down south, then WCW called. All he had
    to do was sit there and talk. The production was poor, but he was paid. He
    didn’t feel they knew how to produce a wrestling show, and they especially
    didn’t know who Bobby Heenan was. They just wanted him to be an announcer.
    Nobody there cared. (HAH! Great clip for that comment – as they show Bobby
    freaking out at Halloween Havoc 1995 when The Giant fell off the roof only
    to have Tony sit there like a dumbass and tell him the show has to go on.
    They couldn’t have picked it any better!) He took his cheque every two weeks
    and went home, but he lost his creative juices.

    When they went under, he called the WWF, and they asked him to come to
    Wrestlemania for the Battle Royal. It was a world of difference to him.
    Everyone asked him how he was, and it was like he’d never left. He hated to
    leave when it was over that night. He loved being with professional people
    and people who care.

    He can’t talk as well anymore, but he wouldn’t trade his life for anything
    in his life.

    STILL TO COME: Vince McMahon bashes Steve Austin.

    BEFORE THEY WERE SUPERSTARS

    Kurt Angle grew up in Pittsburgh. The one thing the city took pride in was
    the sports. In the 70’s they won 4 Superbowls, and 2 World Series titles.

    When the referee raised his hand in Atlanta, his first thought was relief.
    He finally accomplished his dream. He held his gold medal and started
    crying.

    David Angle, Kurt’s brother had to contain his mother. She couldn’t walk
    down the steps her legs were so numb.

    He was a very lovable kid, always had a smile. He was very affectionate and
    didn’t want to hurt anyone. His brothers wanted him to be tougher, which
    helped push him to be a better athlete.

    David recalls Friday Night Fights. Eric and Kurt would put the gloves on and
    duke it out until one of ‘em wound up crying. Kurt and his dad would play a
    game called Machine, where his dad would tie him up in knots until Kurt had
    enough.

    His first wrestling memory was when he was 7. At his first tournament, he
    walked in and played with the other kids before the tournament. In his first
    match he got pinned. He learned that if he was going to continue, it would
    be a slow process.

    He never enjoyed the practice, but he looked forward to it because he knew
    he’d be better. They’d take him through some gruelling practices – but it’s
    the way he wanted it.

    Kurt points out a building his dad built. The building behind it was the one
    he died at – when he fell off the crane and landed on his head. Kurt was
    determined from that day forward to be the best at wrestling, which is what
    the family took the most pride in.

    In college he went from 214 pounds to 199. In the finals he met a guy who
    was 6’7” and 270 pounds – and actually managed to beat him to win his second
    college championship.

    He shows off his sheets from one month of training. He’d run up steep hills
    with a partner on his back. He worked 253 hours in a month. He did this to
    build his stamina and help his dream come true.

    The Olympics was what he meant to do, but the WWF was his calling. There’s
    nobody more legit than him, since he’s an amateur turned pro. And it’s been
    the time of his life.

    Alright kids, here’s what you’ve been waiting for. The cover story’s up
    next.

    Two weeks ago, Steve Austin went on Byte This to vent his frustration. But
    it didn’t end there. Just hours before RAW went on the air, Austin took off.
    Fans may have believed this is part of the show, but it’s not. And the Stone
    Cold era may be done.

    Clips are played from Steve Austin’s appearance on Byte This where he
    sounded off about the direction, followed by Vince’s appearance where he
    said that Austin can be difficult to work with at times, but that’s just
    Stone Cold. Then at RAW, Flair states Austin didn’t show…

    Vince: “Austin for whatever reason was hell bent on not showing. He got on
    the plane and went home. He took his ball and went home, and obviously, I’m
    pissed off.”

    JR: “He was the lead performer advertised to be at that event at a major
    venue, and he didn’t fulfill his obligations. He decided to go home. That’s
    wrong.”

    Vince: “I had a phone call from JR, who’s in charge of talent relations at
    about 10:00, 10:30 Sunday night, informing me that Austin wasn’t terribly
    excited about the creative that we had set for him on Monday.”

    JR: “He mentioned on Sunday that he wanted things changed or he wasn’t
    coming to work, and I said you know that’s not the way you handle your
    problems, that’s not the way you do business, and that’s not the way we do
    business. So I asked him to talk to Vince, and he said no, and I asked him
    how come, and there was just a lot of aversion there, he was very
    uncomfortable about talking to the owner of the company about his issues.
    He’s never been in the past until the past few months.”

    Vince: “I then immediately called Austin on his cell phone and told him no
    matter what hour it was he got this message to call me. So about 2 o’clock
    in the morning he called me, so that began my Monday. I went through the
    entire creative process with him, explaining how this was good for him and
    good for the company, and he said alright. So in any event, not that I
    needed his approval, but it’s always important when you’re working with
    talent to have them buy in to what it is you’re trying to do because they
    feel a lot better about it – they feel a part of the creative process, and
    that is what I attempted to do and thought I had done.”

    JR: “When I got to the Phillips Arena on Monday, I was informed through our
    travel service that he had independently made a call. And he booked himself
    and his wife flights home.”

    Vince: “He tried to do this in a way that no one would even know that he
    wasn’t going to be at the event.”

    JR: “At that point I started calling him again, and left several messages
    and I finally got through to him when I think he was boarding the plane.
    ‘Cause I heard flight attendants talking with him ‘how you doing’ and I
    heard him sit in his seat, so we had a very frank conversation. He made a
    mistake, he screwed up. And he had no business going home. I did most of the
    talking in that conversation. In our other talks over the past two or three
    weeks over this situation, he’s done most of the talking. And I’d listened
    long enough.”

    Vince: “He had done this once before, and both myself and JR had the
    conversation that you can’t ever walk off the job like this. This is the
    only unpardonable sin perhaps that there is in our business, because fans
    are expected to see you. When you don’t show, it’s the worst thing that can
    happen. So we had the history of this happening the day after Wrestlemania,
    and I just chalked it up to burnout. That’s what he said, and I had to take
    him at face value.”

    JR: “That’s not the Stone Cold that I know. It hurts. He made a big mistake.
    He didn’t admit he made a mistake, but I said it to him more than once. I
    told him to get his ass off the airplane and come to work. Face the man eye
    to eye, go into a closed room, I’d go in there if I was asked or needed or
    wanted, and would help expedite out a conversation to help settle his
    issues. If at the end of that conversation we were not able to come to a
    mutual understanding, clear the air, then he should get his ass home and
    stay home. He made the biggest mistake of his professional career.”

    Vince: “From a business standpoint, I look into the mirror firstly when
    things like this happen and say what could I done to change this, what could
    I have done not to have this happen. And I don’t know that answer, I’ll
    accept whatever blame I can put on myself in terms of lack of communication
    or whatever, but when someone won’t speak to you, when someone won’t come to
    work and discuss intelligently how to get out of something, my hands are
    tied then. Here before whatever disagreement he and I had, we always sat
    down and always worked it out. We always say eachother’s point of view, we
    always worked that way. When someone won’t sit down with you, they refuse to
    show up, they’ve screwed you.”

    JR: “Being senior vice president of talent relations and being Stone Cold’s
    friend theoretically was I guess a conflict of interest. That’s my fault.
    Vince talked about looking in the mirror, I’ve got no problem looking in the
    mirror, I’m the guy that’s responsible for talent. Me. If you can’t solve a
    problem, you’re eliminated. Stone Cold eliminated himself from the solution
    without giving us a chance to solve the problem. He took himself out of the
    game. Vince McMahon didn’t, JR didn’t, Jim Ross didn’t… Steve Williams took
    Steve Austin out of the game, and put him in San Antonio. I’m gonna take a
    lot of responsibility for this deal. And there’s gonna be a lot of things
    written, you know half the crap you read is wrong. Didn’t want to do this,
    didn’t want to do that, people have active imaginations that just want to
    stir crap. Bottom line is, he’s got some issues that maybe someday will be
    revealed, maybe someday will really be explored by the public because that’s
    what the public wants. That’s why I’m doing this interview now, because
    people want to know. And quite frankly, this company wouldn’t be where it is
    today without our fans. On that night there were kids in Stone Cold
    t-shirts, there were people there that had posters, those fans had made him
    a very, very wealthy man.”

    Vince: “You know when you have an investment like we had in Stone Cold Steve
    Austin, it was a tremendous investment, hours and hours of hard work on his
    part as well as ours. I don’t know you can’t calculate the loss of this
    investment for the long term. 10 years from now Austin would not have been
    in the ring, but 10 years from now Stone Cold Steve Austin as a part of
    World Wrestling Entertainment would have been making speeches, personal
    appearances, things of that nature. He would always be Stone Cold Steve
    Austin, and so that investment we made, he took that and flushed it down the
    toilet.”

    JR: “This is a very unique business, I think maybe sometimes the things that
    go on behind the scenes are more intriguing and more thought provoking than
    what we broadcast. I don’t know what his problems are, I don’t know why
    someone who could be the biggest name in the history of sportz entertainment
    could say I’m not going to come to work, I’m not going to talk things out
    with the people who have helped me because I’m pissed off, I’m unhappy,
    because I can’t take it anymore. And I’m not big on psychiatrists, getting
    on the couch time, I’ve gotta have a sabbatical, and I’ve gotta have time,
    and all that bullshit. A man’s a man, and he’s always been a man’s man. He
    was the first man in the building, and the last man to leave. And why all of
    a sudden we can’t be trusted, and the people who have spent hours and hours
    with him on a lot of tough situations let me tell you, a lot of tough
    personal situations, why we’re not trust worthy now. I’m gonna go home. I’m
    very disappointed. I’m damn sure disappointed. He’s been in my home many
    many times, I’ve been in his home many times. I was the only person in this
    company who was invited to his wedding. I felt that to be a very big
    privilege, I was honoured to be there and I’d do it again. But we’ve gotta
    re-evaluate where we are as human beings. As Jim Ross and Steve Williams.
    Not Good Ol’ JR with the black hat which I’m not wearing today because I’m
    not Good Ol’ JR, and Steve Williams my friend that’s been affected, and I’d
    like to see it someday put back to where it was. But I don’t know how in
    god’s name how that’s gonna happen, because I don’t know when I’m gonna see
    him, I don’t know when he’s gonna communicate. I don’t know what’s wrong
    with him, I don’t know how you can just turn your back and go home. I
    couldn’t do it. I wouldn’t do it, I don’t care how bad things are. We’ve all
    done things here that we’re uncomfortable doing. I’ve had pig shit poured
    all over me in a pig pen, I’ve kissed Mr. McMahon’s ass, I’ve been beat up
    by a woman…I’ve had a lot of things happen here. And it’s because we want to
    entertain people, it’s a thing we all believed we were going to do in that
    program and we did it as a team effort. You win here as a team and you lose
    here as a team. But you don’t just turn your back and say I won’t do this
    and go home. Maybe someday the real story is going to come out as to why he
    made this decision. Only he knows. I don’t know.”

    Vince: “I’m personally hurt. Steve was a friend of mine. I have no idea what
    motivation, what could possibly motivate him to walk off the job like a
    child, take his ball and go home. I’m angry about it. At the same time from
    a professional level, I always feel like I’ve failed when something like
    this happens. I always thought I went the extra mile for Stone Cold, more
    than anyone I’ve ever worked with. I’ve always felt I bent over backwards
    for him. And this hurts. But he did what he did knowing the consequences.
    This is not a publicity stunt, this is something that’s sad, and that’s what
    we’re confronted with, this is sad. Just walking off, he spits in the face
    of everyone who ever supported him, he spits in the face of everyone in this
    organization who helped him become the talent that he is. It’s sad.”

    Vince: “Whenever there is hardship, whenever something occurs in life that
    you don’t expect, those that are the survivors try to take something
    negative and turn it into something positive. That’s what we’ve always done
    here in World Wrestling Entertainment. Where there’s an opportunity like
    there is now, Austin was a huge superstar, as such he meant so much to our
    company. Without him here, notwithstanding the devastating effect on our
    company, it makes room for other superstars here y to go to the top.”

    JR: “It’s time for the players to play. We’re gonna find out who is gonna be
    main event level stars. I believe we have a lot of potentially great ones.
    And we have some established stars who need to get back to the top of their
    game too. But it’s gonna create opportunity. And I believe the benefactors
    of it will be our fans, because they’re gonna see new situations, new
    rivalries, new stars, different opportunities to live their dreams just like
    Stone Cold Steve Austin lived his dream in this company. I think the WWE is
    gonna be just fine. I hope Steve Williams is gonna be just fine.”

    Vince: “The door is not open for him to return, and I’ll tell you why.
    Because again, I have a responsibility to our stock holders, a
    responsibility to our fans, and I too have to look in the mirror. And when
    someone walks out on you without even telling you as he did the day after
    Wrestlemania, and I chalked that up to burnout, and all of the sudden they
    do it again, especially when I talked to that person that same day, the
    morning of that same day, and they intentionally walk out without informing
    you or anybody else in the organization that they’re not gonna be there,
    then as a business man how could I trust that man to come back, to build him
    up again, then what, just so he can walk out for a third time? So I never
    say never in this business, but I don’t know how I could do business with
    him.”

    JR: “I just don’t know how anybody could trust him, because what’s gonna
    happen in the next bump in the road? Gonna go home again? I think that goes
    for anybody on our roster. If you don’t want to be a part of the team, and
    take this company to the promised land, then you can take your ass home.
    Don’t waste anybody’s time. Pack your bag, and go. But be professional
    enough about it to do it the right way. I got kicked in the guts. I was sick
    all day Monday. I was physically ill. You’re damn right. Hell to me he was
    John Wayne. He never, never retreated. He broke his god damn neck and fought
    back to come back and be the top guy here. (Near tears) That’s guts,
    conviction, belief in what he does for a living. He’s gone through a
    horrendous divorce. Injuries, personal problems in that regard, and he came
    back and pulled the wagon. All of a sudden, the wagon got too heavy in his
    mind’s eye, and he went home. It’d be like John Wayne becoming a coward in a
    big fight, and you’d never see it coming. I didn’t see this coming. And it
    hurt me. Most people probably won’t give a damn about me, because I’ll be
    back on TV Monday night kicking ass because I love my job. With or without
    Stone Cold. Would it be better if he were there? Yes. Stone Cold ain’t gonna
    be on RAW Monday night. Stone Cold ain’t gonna be on RAW again as far as I
    know.”

    WWE SNICKERS REWIND: 1993 – Gene Okerlund, Bobby Heenan, and
    some poor camera man (who they don’t acknowledge!!!) are trying to hitch a
    ride.

    Gene and Bobby Heenan are on the March to Wrestlemania in 1993 – and Gene
    finds the Executive Office. He tells Heenan to go in and take a look while
    he guards. Okerlund laughs up a storm, pulling off the sign to reveal the
    women’s bathroom. Dig the evil laugh!

    Okerlund takes us in to a series of classic Bobby Heenan one liners and
    sketches.

    Here’s a look at the Warrior / Bobby Heenan Weasel Suit Match. Heenan gets
    knocked out cold and is forced to wear the suit. Pat Patterson says he was
    laughing so hard watching Heenan trip and fall all over trying to get out of
    the suit. Arn calls him the ultimate bad guy that people loved to hate.

    Bobby wonders how many people got the chance to do the wonderful things he’s
    done – and calls himself lucky.

    Gene plugs Heenan’s book “Bobby The Brain – Wrestling’s Bad Boy Tell’s All”
    is going to be out in September.

    NEXT WEEK: A far lighter topic as we get up close and personal
    with Stacy Keibler.

    You’re welcome. Goodnight!

    Chris F-B
    chriscfgb@hotmail.com
    http://cfgb.freeservers.com




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