(SPOILERS) WWF Jakked and Smackdown Taping Results from Pittsburgh
Submitted by Calvin Martin on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 10:17 PM EST



No sign of dark matches on the satellite feed.

Marc Loyd and Al Snow come down to the announce table for Jakked.

***JAKKED/METAL***

Godfather vs Tazz
Tazz blocked Godfather's cane shots. Godfather dropped the cane. Tazz picked it up and went to hit Godfather with it but the referee took it away. This distracted Tazz, which allowed Godfather to hit a big boot to the face for the pin.
Winner: Godfather

The Hurricane vs Albert
Hurricane got the pin with a rollup.
Winner: The Hurricane

Hugh Morrus vs Funaki
Morrus got the pin with the no laughing matter moonsault.
Winner: Hugh Morrus

Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs Maven
Chavo got the pin with a brainbuster suplex.
Winner: Chavo Guerrero Jr.


Michael Cole and Tazz come down to the announce table for Smackdown.

***SMACKDOWN***

Smackdown begins immediately with the first match.

WWF Tag Team Championship
Rikishi and The Hurricane vs Billy and Chuck w/ Rico
Billy and Rikishi trade punches. Rikishi powerslams Chuck followed by a legdrop. Hurricane with a sunset flip on Chuck for a two count. Hurricane with a headscissors takeover on Chuck. Chuck with a german suplex on Hurricane for a two count. Billy chokes Hurricane on the ropes. Hurricane with a tornado ddt on Billy. Hurricane with a neckbreaker on Chuck. Rikishi superkicks Chuck. Rikishi backs that ass up on both Billy and Chuck. Rico pulls Billy out of the ring, saving him from a stinkface. Hurricane with a top rope crossbody on Chuck. Rico enters the ring and superkicks Hurricane, while the referee is distracted. Chuck gets the easy pin on Hurricane. After the match Rikishi gives Rico the stinkface.
Winners: Billy and Chuck

Backstage, Kurt Angle talks to Lance Storm and Big Valbowski. He tells them that their greatest contribution to Smackdown so far has been betting on Mark Henry. Angle says he is about to change all of that. One of them will walk out to the ring with him while he unveils his new, real t-shirt. Val says the shirt sucks and he leaves. Storm says it is a fine shirt but he is worried about all the people in the crowd saying Angle sucks. Angle says not to worry about it, all the people have is him.

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Kurt Angle and Lance Storm come to the ring. Storm is now wearing the new shirt. Angle gets on the mic. First of all, Lance Storm does not suck. he may be Canadian but he is pretty cool. Why is he cool? because tonight he is officially wearing the real Kurt Angle t-shirt. A shirt that I designed myself. On the front it says American here, It's True, It's True. I Got Gold. How About You? On the back it list all of my accomplishments. So many that I had to print "and many more" at the bottom. It is available only in XXL or larger. Now I know that you people are having a hard time balancing your budget, and many of you are unemployed. But if you are smart, you will take the money that you spend on beer and porno and put it to good use. So who wants to buy my shirt?

Edge comes out to the top of the stage with a mic in hand. I wanna buy a shirt. I think all of these people wanna buy a shirt. Not that there is anything wrong with your shirt, but there is a better one out there. You know what I am talking about. Let me refresh your memory. Big Valbowski comes out wearing the You Suck t-shirt from last week's Smackdown.

I am sick of this Edge. I thought after I beat you at Backlash you would have learned a lesson. You haven't learned a damn thing. I want another match with you at Judgement Day. This time it will be you the one who sucks...sucking your meals through a straw at a hospital. My real friend Lance Storm just informed me that he knows I can beat you anywhere. What do you say we have a match at Judgement Day. But this time we put something on the line. How about your hair gets shaved bald if I beat you? What do you say?

I'll do it. But you put your money where your mouth is. If I beat you, you shave your head bald.

These people would die if their olympic hero's head was shaved.

Val gets on the mic. If you wanna see Angle gets his head shaved clean give him a you suck. Loud you suck chants.

At Judgement Day you are on.

After Judgement Day, Kurt Angle will be red, white, and bald.

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Earlier today, Randy Orton is shown working out. Stacy Keibler walks up and wishes him good luck in his match tonight with a kiss on the cheek.

Hardcore Holly vs Randy Orton
Drop toe hold by Orton. Holly chops Orton in the corner. Rollup by Orton for a two count. Powerbomb by Holly. Holly chokes Orton on the ropes. Dropkick by Holly. Powerslam by Orton for a two count. Blatant low blow by Holly, the referee calls for the bell. Holly drags Orton up the ramp and gives him a slam by the ankles onto the steel mesh.
Winner by DQ: Randy Orton

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Backstage, Faarooq is showing Mark Henry all the money he has won by betting on him. Faarooq offers Henry some of the money. Henry declines at first but then decides to take some. Dvon walks up and says money is the root of all evil. Dvon persuades them to donate the money towards his building fund. Henry tells Dvon he needs to leave. Dvon tells Henry that lightning will strike down upon him.

Backstage, Vince is rubbing Stacy's belly button and says he is going to kiss it. Chris Jericho walks in and Vince gets mad at him for not knocking. Jericho says he is there because he wonders if Hogan will intentionally get himself disqualified tonight. Vince makes it a no DQ match. Jericho brings up that Undertaker may interfere in the match. Vince says he and Flair made an agreement that if a member from the opposite roster interferes, they will be immediately suspended. Jericho wonders if Triple H will attack him before the match tonight. Vince says if Triple H decides to attack Jericho before the match it will be his suicide. Jericho leaves and Vince begins to liplock with Stacy.

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Edge and Big Valbowski vs Kurt Angle and Lance Storm
Angle chops Edge in the corner. Edge with a missile dropkick on Angle. Angle with a clothesline on Val. Val with a side russian leg sweep on Storm. Edge ddt's Storm for a two count. Angle suplexes Edge for a two count. Storm with a dropkick on Edge followed by a hair slam. Angle with a german suplex on Edge. Storm with a legdrop on Edge for a two count. Double team on Edge. Edge with a powerslam on Storm. Valbowski tagged in and cleans house. Val powerbombs Angle, Storm makes the save. Edge hit a top rope double clothesline and chases Storm out of the ring. Edge spears Angle. Val rolls on Angle for a two count. Val with a spinebuster on Angle. Angle suplexes Val off the top for a two count. Edge clotheslines Angle and throws Storm out of the ring. Val rolls up Angle, Storm superkicks Val. Angle rolls through and pins Val.
Winners: Kurt Angle and Lance Storm

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Chris Jericho comes to the ring. You can't bring me down you jackases. Because tonight I am the king of the world. I am the mack daddy. Last week on Smackdown I beat Triple H, and I earned my right to face Hogan for the Undisputed Championship tonight. I'm gonna do what Triple H couldn't do ay Backlash. I'm going to beat Hogan and once again become the champion. Tonight I am also going to do what every wrestler has wanted to do, I am going to drive a steak through the heart of Hulkamania. Hulkamania ends tonight. Hulkamania is not running wild in this crapy town. Hulkamania is running out of time. Quiet. Can you hear it?

Triple H comes down to the ring and laughs in Jericho's face.

I know why you came out here. You are jealous because I beat you last week. There is nothing that you can do about it. If you touch me you will be committing career suicide. You wanna hit me don't ya? Why don't you ball up that giant fist and punch me in the face right now? Punch me you son of a bitch. I'll make it easy for ya. I'll stick my chin right in your face. Stop smiling and punch me. I get it. You are scared of me. I thought you were a tough guy. You can not stop me. Undertaker can't stop me. Tonight I will beat Hogan and regain the championship.

I'm not smiling because I want to punch you. I'm smiling because I know something you don't. I know there is no chance in hell you will become the champion tonight. How is that junior? Triple H walks to the back.

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Faarooq and Mark Henry vs Christian and Test
Henry shoves Test across the ring. Double team on Henry. Henry with a double clothesline. Henry press slams Christian. Henry drops Christian across Faarooq's knee. Test clotheslines Faarooq. Faarooq powerslams Christian, Test makes the save. Dvon walks in the arena and is talking on his headset mic. Dvon begins to collect donations from the crowd. Henry walks out of the ring and confronts Dvon. Henry takes the money and throws it in the crowd. Dvon attacks Henry from behind and runs. Henry chases after Dvon through the crowd. In the ring, Christian hits Faarooq with the unprettier for the pin.
Winners: Christian and Test

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WWF Cruiserweight Championship
Tajiri w/ Torrie Wilson vs Billy Kidman
Kidman with a headscissors takeover. Tajiri with a dropkick to the knees. Rollup by Kidman for a two count. Clothesline by Kidman. Kidman counters the handspring back elbow with a dropkick for a two count. Tajiri with a roundhouse kick. Powerbomb by Kidman for a two count. Tajiri with a back kick for a two count. Kidman dives out of the ring and accidently takes out Torrie, after Tajiri pulled her in the way. Tajiri rolls Kidman back in the ring and kicks him in the face for the pin.
Winner: Tajiri

Backstage, Vince and Stacy are getting dressed, as if they had just had sex. Vince asks Stacy to bring Triple H to his office.

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Backstage, Stacy brings Triple H back to Vince. Vince asks Stacy to go get him some coffee. Vince informs Triple H that if he interferes in the Hogan/Jericho match tonight, his career is done. Triple H asks Vince if he is done. Vince says he is done. Triple H leaves.

Jericho is shown walking to the ring.

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Undisputed Championship
No Disqualification
Chris Jericho vs Hulk Hogan
Hogan shoves Jericho across the ring. Jericho falls to the outside. Side headlock by Hogan. Slam by Hogan. Hogan wrenches on Jericho's arm. Jericho with a belly to back suplex. Jericho takes Hogan's bandana off and throws it at him. Hogan chops Jericho in the corner. Hogan slam Jericho off the top turnbuckle. Hogan backs Jericho into the corner with ten shots to the head. Jericho pushes Hogan off. Jericho chops Hogan in the corner. Jericho misses a corner splash and falls out of the ring. Hogan follows out and Jericho shoves him into the ring post. Jericho comes off the ring apron with an axe handle. Jericho chokes Hogan with a piece of rope. Slam by Hogan followed by repeated elbow drops. Bulldog by Jericho. Lionsault by Jericho. Triple H's music hits and he walks down in front of the ring. Triple H sits at the announce table and puts the headsets on. Jericho with a ddt on Hogan for a two count. Hogan hulks up. Punches by Hogan. Big boot by Hogan. Jericho counters the legdrop and locks on the walls of jericho. Hogan makes it to the ropes and the hold is broke. Jericho brings a chair in the ring and hits Hogan in the back with it. Undertaker's music hits but he is no where to be seen. While Jericho is waiting on Undertaker, Hogan rolls up Jericho for the pin. After the match Triple H chases Jericho out of the ring and follows him to the back.
Winner: Hulk Hogan

After the match Triple H drags Jericho back to the ring by his hair. Hogan pokes Jericho in the eyes. Hogan and Triple H begin to double team Jericho. Hogan hits Jericho with the big boot and the legdrop. Triple H gives Jericho the pedigree. Hogan persuades Triple H to do the ear calling to the crowd and rip his shirt off. Triple H does so, and he and Hogan start posing at the same time. Hogan and Triple H leave to the back.

Chimmel thanks everyone for coming.

That's it...









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