WWF Jakked/Metal Results 4-21-02
Submitted by Pete Nyman on Sunday, April 21, 2002 at 1:07 PM EST



WWF Metal Television Report
By Pete Nyman
Announcers: Kevin Kelly & Marc Loyd.

-First Match: Christian vs. Funaki:
Christian pushes Funaki down. Funaki starts crying and has a temper tantrum. Funny stuff. Christian misses an elbow drop and Funaki gets a rollup for a pin and a 2 count. Funaki hits a drop toe hold and messes up Christian's hair, just like Hugh Morrus did last week. Funaki delivers an Enziguri and pins Christian for another 2 count. Christian delivers an eye rake. He then throws Funaki shoulder first into the ringpost. Christian throws Funaki stomach first onto the top ringrope. Christian then knocks Funaki off of the ring apron. Christian chokes Funaki. Funaki misses a dropkick. Funaki comes back with a small package rollup with a pin for a 2 count. Christian hits a Reverse Skyhigh and pins Funaki for a 2 count. Christian chokes Funaki on the ropes. Christian delivers a knee to the gut. He then digs his knee into Funaki's spine and pulls his hair back. Christian hits a snapmare and locks in a headlock. Funaki hits a bulldog and a dropkick. Funaki then hits a flying hea! dscissors and a backbody drop. Funaki then hits a flying crossbody but Christian reverses into a pin for a 2 count. Funaki hits a Tornado DDT and pins Christian for a 2 count. Christian then hits the Unprettier and pins Funaki for a 3 count and the victory.
Winner: Christian.

-Chris Leary hypes Backlash with a clip from Smackdown of Hulk Hogan and Mr. McMahon talking.

-Commercial Break.

-Highlights are shown of the previous episode of Tough Enough 2.

-Backstage, Sharmell Sullivan gets Hugh Morrus' thoughts on his return to the WWF. Hugh Morrus says it's great to be back and to have a second chance, and that he can't stop smiling. Lance Storm interrupts and says the WWF is nothing to smile about, this is serious business. Lance Storm then tries to smack the smile off of Hugh Morrus' face but he can't do it.

-Commercial Break.

-Behind The Scenes with The Scorpion King is shown.

-Second Match: Lance Storm vs. Hugh Morrus:
These two had a feud going in 2000 for the WCW United States/Canadian Championship. Lockup to start. Lockup again. Waistlock reversals by Hugh and Lance and then Lance Storm elbows out of it. Lance Storm locks in a headlock. Hugh Morrus hits a crucifix slam. Lance Storm hits some knife edged chops. Hugh Morrus comes back with palm strikes of his own. Hugh Morrus hits a Running Stinger Splash. Lance Storm throat tosses Hugh Morrus onto the ropes. Lance Storm chokes Hugh Morrus and then chokes him on the ropes. Lance Storm hits a beautiful heel kick and pins Hugh Morrus for a 2 count. Lance Storm then hits an elbow and pins Hugh Morrus for another 2 count. Lance Storm with a pin for a 2 count. Lance Storm then locks in a modified headlock and then a sleeperhold. Hugh Morrus hits three clotheslines. Hugh Morrus then follows up with a backbody drop. Lance Storm delivers an elbow but Hugh Morrus comes back with a powerslam with a pin for a 2 count. Hugh Morrus hits a nice sit! -out powerbomb for a 2 count. Lance Storm hits a jawbreaker. Hugh Morrus gets thrown to the outside. Lance Storm then zaps him with a baseball slide. Hugh Morrus gets back into the ring and Lance Storm goes up top and hits a flying clothesline. Lance Storm gets a pin for a 2 count. Lance Storm with a rollup for a pin and a 2 count. Lance Storm hits another rollup pin for a 2 count. Hugh Morrus hits a flapjack. He signals for the No Laughing Matter but he gets hung up on the top rope. Lance Storm then locks in the Canadian Mapleleaf. After much struggle, Hugh Morrus finally reaches the ropes. Hugh Morrus gets thrown to the outside. Lance Storm works on the leg on the outside and both men get counted out. Lance Storm then locks in the Canadian Mapleleaf until the referees come and then Lance Storm leaves, with the trademark Sick Canadian Smile.
Winner: Double Countout.

-Commercial Break.

-Chris Benoit's Forceable Entry video is shown.

-Highlights are shown of Tajiri & Chavo Guerrero, Jr. vs. The Hurricane & Billy Kidman on Smackdown. Whoa somebody pinch me, I think this is a real push of the Cruiserweight division.

-Commercial Break.

-WWF Slam of the Week: On Smackdown 2 weeks ago, Hulk Hogan hitting Triple H with a legdrop.

-Highlights are shown from Smackdown of Triple H & Hulk Hogan vs. Kurt Angle & Chris Jericho.

-Commercial Break.

-Highlights are shown of The Rock on Saturday Night Live.

-Main Event: The Godfather vs. The Big Valbowski:
Footage is shown from 2 weeks ago on Metal with The Godfather firing one of his escorts, and then The Big Valbowski saving the day. The Big Valbowski starts off with a knee to the gut. Valbowski then continues with another knee to the gut. The Big Valbowski then hits a Russian Legsweep. The Big Valbowski attempts a splash but The Godfather puts his knees up and Valbowski goes crashing down on them. The Godfather whips The Big Valbowski hard into the turnbuckles and then hits him with an elbow drop. The Big Valbowski hits an elbow drop and two kneedrops. Valbowski pins The Godfather for a 2 count. The Godfather hits a sideslam and then locks in a Modified Camel Clutch. The Godfather then hits a forearm smash. The Godfather then follows up with three double axe handles. The Godfather rips off the top turnbuckle padding on one turnbuckle. The Godfather chokes The Big Valbowski with his boot. The Big Valbowski delivers a knee to the gut, The Godfather hits a clothesline. The! Big Valbowski hits a shoulder knockdown and two clotheslines. The Big Valbowski connects with a swinging neckbreaker and pins The Godfather for a 2 count. The Big Valbowski then hits a sit-out powerbomb and pins The Godfather for a 2 count again. The Big Valbowski misses a Stinger Splash and he hits his shoulder onto the exposed turnbuckle. The Godfather gets the ring bell. The referee takes it away from him and goes to put it back, and then behind his back The Godfather grabs his cane and delivers a shot to The Big Valbowski's throat and then pins him for a 3 count.
Winner: The Godfather.

-Chris Leary hypes Backlash again. Footage is shown from Smackdown of Triple H talking to Mr. McMahon.

-Commercial Break.

-More Backlash Hype.

-End Show.

-Notes: Metal is a good show. It showed here, because The Godfather had a good match. All the matches were good, the best match was Lance Storm vs. Hugh Morrus. I'd rather see Lance Storm vs. Hugh Morrus on Smackdown, rather than Test vs. Faarooq. With Chavo Guerrero, Jr. finally getting on Smackdown this week, maybe Lance Storm and Hugh Morrus will have a re-match on Smackdown. Just maybe...

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