WWF Jakked/Metal Report 3-31-02
Submitted by Pete Nyman on Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 10:28 PM EST



WWF Metal Television Report
By Pete Nyman
Announcers: Marc Loyd & Johnathan Coachman

-First Match: Tommy Dreamer vs. Raven:
Non-title here. A little Raw or Smackdown box shows up in the name graphic for Metal, indiciating where each man is going. Raven gets catapulted into the turnbuckles. Dreamer clotheslines Raven over the top rope. Raven throat tosses Tommy Dreamer onto the guardrail. Raven chokes Dreamer and then lays in the chops to his chest. Raven whips Tommy Dreamer into the turnbuckles, Dreamer comes back and Raven catches him with a clothesline. Raven drives his knee into Tommy Dreamer's face and then pins him for a 2 count. Snapmare and a neckhold submission by the reigning Hardcore champ. Tommy Dreamer breaks out with a back suplex and a swinging neckbreaker. Dreamer then follows up with a Russian Legsweep. Tommy Dreamer catches Raven with a powerslam and a pin for a 2 count. Tommy Dreamer then hits a DDT and a pin for a 2 count. Raven goes for a pin and gets a 2 count. Tommy Dreamer then hits a Skyhigh and pins Raven for a 3 count. Nice win there by Tommy Dreamer.
Winner: Tommy Dreamer.

-Chris Leary hypes a House Show at the Nassau Coliseum.

-Commercial Break.

-Second Match: The Big Valbowski vs. Lance Storm:
How many times do these two have to face off? Valbowski and Storm faced off last week, and then last week on Heat as well. The Big Valbowski doesn't do the towel thing, but he does throw the towel into the audience. Lance Storm chokes Valbowski with his boot. He then hits a clothesline. The little ticker for Flair's Raw draftees shows up at the bottom of the screen. Storm hits a suplex with a pin for a 2 count. Lance Storm hits some chops but The Big Valbowski comes back with a knee to Lance's gut. He then hits another one. The Big Valbowski hits a Russian Legsweep but then misses a splash. Lance Storm gets a pin for a 2 count. Lance Storm hits a back suplex with a pin for a 2 count. Lance Storm hits some elbow drops. He follows up with a backbreaker on Valbowski and pins him for a 2 count. Lance Storm drives some knees to The Big Valbowski's back and then continues to work on the injured area with a Modified Camel Clutch. Valbowski elbows out and hits a clothesline. He ! hits an elbow and then two kneedrops. Another clothesline by The Big Valbowski. He drives a knee to Storm's gut and hits the ol' Fisherman Suplex for a pin and 2 count. Lance Storm hits a nice twisting missle dropkick and pins The Big Valbowski for a 2 count. The Big Valbowski gets a school boy rollup for a 2 count. The Big Valbowski gets a rollup for a 2 count which Lance Storm counters with his own rollup with a grab of the tights for the 3 count and win. You take them as you can get them.
Winner: Lance Storm.

-Commercial Break.

-WWF Rewind: Kane assisting The Rock & Hulk Hogan against the nWo on Raw.

-Footage is shown from Smackdown of Kane doing the Hulk Hogan & The Rock impersonation.

-Highlights are shown from Smackdown of Kane, Hulk Hogan, & The Rock vs. The nWo.

-Commercial Break.

-WWF Draft Moment: On Raw, Vince McMahon picking The Rock first for WWF Smackdown.

-Third Match: Test vs. Spike Dudley:
They show the ticker for the Smackdown draftees. Test chases Spike Dudley around the ring. Spike Dudley hits a dropkick to Test's face. Spike Dudley gets slammed into the ringpost. Test hits a clothesline in the corner and then a bodyslam. He misses an elbow drop. Test recovers and hits a crucifix slam and pins Spike Dudley for a 2 count. Spike Dudley hits a pair of headbutts to Test's gut. A flying forearm by Spike Dudley. Spike misses the Dudley Dog. Test misses the big boot. Test goes for a powerbomb but Spike Dudley rolls up Test for a 2 count. Test then hits the big boot and pins Spike Dudley for the 3 count.
Winner: Test.

-Commercial Break.

-Lugz Boot of the Week: Ric Flair picking The Undertaker for WWF Raw. This isn't a draft moment like before?

-Highlights are shown from Smackdown of Ric Flair & Triple H vs. Kurt Angle & Mr. McMahon.

-Commercial Break.

-Main Event: Tajiri & Funaki w/Torrie Wilson vs. Kidman & The Hurricane:
Kidman returns, and gets a big pop. Kidman & Tajiri start off. Lockup. Kidman puts a side headlock on Tajiri. Tajiri gets out but Kidman hits him with a shoulder knockdown. Tajiri then hits an armdrag and a kick to the head. Funaki and Tajiri then hit double armdrags. Kidman & Funaki then hit double headscissors. The Hurricane comes in. Kidman & The Hurricane hit a double hiptoss. Kidman hiptosses The Hurricane onto Tajiri and The Hurricane pins him for a 2 count. Tajiri hits a heelkick and Funaki comes in. The Hurricane hits an elbow. Funaki hits a back suplex. Knee to the gut by The Hurricane and Kidman makes the blind tag. Kidman and The Hurricane double team with a fireman's carry neckbreaker combo. Kidman pins for a 2 count. Kidman hits a clothesline in the corner. The Hurricane comes back in. Double Elbow. The Hurricane hits a snapmare and an elbow drop. He covers for a 2 count. The Hurricane misses a Stinger Splash in the corner and Funaki hits a bulld! og. Kidman and Tajiri get tagged in. Kicks and the Handspring Elbow by Tajiri. Tajiri locks in the Tarantula. Funaki taunts on the outside and Kidman then hits a suicide plancha on him on the outside. Tajiri then takes both of them out with an Asai moonsault. The Hurricane then hits a plancha from the top rope with the cape on. The Hurricane hits a Tornado DDT and Kidman hits a Skyhigh on the inside. Double pin. Double 2 count. Tajiri hits some kicks and then the kick to the temple and pins Kidman for the 3 count. Great cruiserweight match.
Winners: Tajiri & Funaki.

-Chris Leary hypes up that Long Island House Show again.

-Commercial Break.

-Raw hype.

-Sunday Night Heat hype.

-End Show.

-Notes: A good edition of Metal here. I thought Marc Loyd was Kevin Kelly at first, because they both have similar voices, but Loyd did a good job at play-by-play as he knew all of his moves. He's better than Chris Leary at least. Tommy Dreamer, Raven, & Kidman looked good out there, and the best match was without a doubt Tajiri & Funaki vs. Kidman & The Hurricane. I really hope WWF does something with their cruiserweight division, because this match was good. I hope all of you have a Happy Easter and Happy Passover, I'll see you next week. Send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com.








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