WWF House Show Results from Gainesville, Florida 03-27-02
    Submitted by Robert Fallon on Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 6:39 AM EST

    Thanks to Jeff Wilen for sending this in:

    Here's a report from the 3-27 WWF house show from Gainesville, Fla.
    Note language in Sections 1, 7 and 11.

    Stone Cold Steve Austin did not wrestle, as reported. Everyone else on the previous card (from wwf.com) showed, outside of the Big Show. I found it funny that the WWF had Scotty 2 Hotty, Albert and Shawn Stasiak vs. Mr. Perfect, Hugh Morrus and Perry Saturn to begin with, and then ended up going with Mr. Perfect and Shawn Stasiak vs. Hugh Morrus and Perry Saturn.

    The announcer says it's the first time in 11 years the WWF has been in Gainesville. From the looks of the small crowd, it may be another 11 years. The crowd was decent, but no where near the 12,000 or so people it can hold (according to the University of Florida website). I'd say 5,000 tops, as the second level was virtually empty. They did allow fans to get refunds up until after the second match after announcing that Stone Cold wouldn't wrestle. If I was thinking about it, I would have bolted after the first two matches -- as Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus, and Terri had all made their appearances. But the drive was a long one.

    1. Announcer confirms that Stone Cold won't appear tonight. Crowd boos; some cheers. Undertaker's music plays, and he comes to the ring. Undertaker gets heat from the crowd while talking on the mic. He says, "If you like to sleep with your sister, say..." Crowd obliges. He says, "I thought so." Flair walks to the ring, as Undertaker was demanding an opponent, since Stone Cold was his scheduled opponent. Flair is wearing a orange Gators t-shirt. I believe he went to UF. Undertaker says Flair is wearing a "faggy orange shirt." Lots of heat. Flair says it looks like Undertaker has on "Tennessee orange." Cheap pops when Flair challenges Undertaker.

    2. Match 1: Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Billy Kidman. Match starts. Tajiri runs to the ring, with Torrie by his side. Forgive my lack of match comments, as I spent most of the match admiring Torrie's rear-end from my fifth row on the stacked seats. All three wrestlers were down and all three kicked up at the same time; kinda neat. Scotty did start the worm but ran into a clothesline. Tajiri did get on the tarantula (can't remember on whom). The worm was executed again after a chant (again, I was busy watching Torrie). The match ended with a brutal sidekick from Tajiri into Kidman. Tajiri pins Kidman, and remains the cruiserweight champion. What I remember most about this match were the brutal kicks to the head that Kidman received near the end of the match. He had to be hurting after those. After the match, Kidman struggles to the back, while Tajiri and Scotty dance. Tajiri was breaking out all kinds of moves. Then, Torrie starts dancing, and removes her top and is down to a "sports bra."!! She's dancing seductively to the pops of the majority of the crowd.

    3. Match 2: Terri is the special ring announcer for this match. Ivory is introduced. Trish is introduced. Lots of puppy chants throughout. Ivory gets on the mic and says, "Well, Trish, show them your puppies." No such luck. Trish executes a headscissors move. Terri got involved and hit Ivory. Lots of Flair chops from Trish. Trish executes a top-rope headscissors move. Trish pins Ivory with her finisher bulldog. Catfight after with Ivory and Terri! The crowd was all watching Terri, who was wearing a brown outfit and was so close to popping out of it! Again, no such luck, although some people in my section swear they saw puppies.

    4. Match 3: Shawn Stasiak/Mr. Perfect vs. Hugh Morrus/Perry Saturn: Mr. Perfect spits his gum out at Hugh Morrus. Hugh picks it up off the mat and puts it in his mouth! He then hits it away. Disgusting. Suplex from Saturn. Sleeper from Perfect. Saturn hit a flying knee to lead to Hugh's pin on Stasiak. Sorry for the lack of notes; some idiot took the whole match to find his seat nearby.

    5. Match 4: Lance Storm vs. Randy Orton: Orton is a skinny guy, but tall. Lots of power moves and rollups. Suplex onto the top rope by Storm (I think). Powerslam by Orton. More rollups. Superb twisting move from Orton on Storm. Top-rope high cross body block by Orton onto Storm, but the momentum carries them over, and Storm pins Orton.

    6. Match 5: Albert vs. Goldust: Goldust was touching himself like crazy during/after his entrance. Albert put up a "finger-into-a-hole" with his hand. More references with Goldust ramming himself back into Albert, a spin and a headbutt to the groin, and a groinal claw onto Goldust (I think). Lots of slaps. Goldust wins with a neckdrop of some kind to pin Albert.

    7. Match 6: Undertaker vs. Ric Flair (No DQ): Hebner strolls to ringside. Lots of heat. Typical match, but a great one. Chops from Flair. Flair is busted open with the microphone by the Undertaker. He has a crimson mask going! Big boot from Undertaker. Superplex by Undertaker; impressive! Flair stomps. Chokeslam is countered with a low blow from Flair. Figure four by Flair. Undertaker grabs Flair by the throat; Flair mouths, "Fuck you." Chair to Undertaker's back one time, then another! Undertaker is out cold! Flair covers him for the pin, with his feet on the ropes to help him out.

    I'm guessing this was done because Flair has local ties with the Gators. Undertaker remains out for a minute or so! Crowd starts chanting, "You suck." Undertaker holds up 5 fingers, and slowly takes away two, leaving a "bird." Fans give him heat. Undertaker is really selling this loss. He slowly gets up and verbally goes at it with a fan at ringside. Numerous pops for the Undertaker as he leaves, as there were when he entered.

    8. Intermission.

    9. Match 7: The Big Valbowski vs. Test: Lots of power moves. Test says, "Gators suck." I concur, but I'd be in the minority here. Double clotheslines. Powerbomb by Val. Missed money shot by Val. Rope crotch by Val (I think). Test kicks out of a money shot. A brutal big boot by Test, who pins Val.

    10. Match 8: Chris Jericho vs. Edge: The bottom of Jericho's hair is red; alot of it is red, very strange. Jericho teases throwing his vest (top) into the crowd. He tosses it down; Edge picks it up and throws it into the crowd. "Jericho sucks" chants. "Stephanie's bitch" chants (my section got it started). Edge gets a "Y2 Gay" chant going. He mouths "cheap pop" to Jericho; funny stuff. Brawl on the floor. Jericho says, "I don't suck and I'm not Y2 Gay." Missile dropkick by Y2J. Punches by Edge. Rollups, Boston crabs. The referee gets knocked out. Another Boston crab. Face first move by Y2J. Spear for a two count by Edge. Low blow, with another face first move by Y2J, who gets the pin with his feet on the rope as leverage.

    11. Match 9 (main event): Kane vs. Kurt Angle: Earl pops. Earl goes after the ring announcer; it wasn't Howard Finkel or Lilian, but the blonde guy. Earl pushes him into the corner to tremendous pops! Staredown between Kane and Angle. Angle is moving up and down on his tippy-toes; very funny. Chase around ringside. Clothesline by Kane; powerslam by Kane. Botched superplex by Angle on Kane! Kane lands right on Angle. Angle looked legit hurt, but the match continued. Angle lock by Angle. Angle lock by Kane! Leg takeouts by Angle on Kane. Angle looks to be hurting some from having Kane landing on him. Either that, or his timing is off on these leg takeouts, as Kane is still kind of landing on him! Clothesline by Kane. Backdrop by Kane. Slam by Kane. Top-rope clothesline by Kane. Chokeslam counter and an Angle slam counter! Big boot by Kane. Angle gets back up and pushes the referee. The referee pushes Angle back, right into Kane, chokeslam, 1-2-3, Kane wins!

    Kane leaves, Angle slowly recovers. Angle gets on the microphone and says he is OK, just so we know. Angle talks to three people at ringside. Angle asks one guy what his name is. Angle says "what" a few times. Angle asks a kid how old he is. Kid says he's 10. Angle asks the kid what he does for a living. Kid says nothing; Angle says just like everyone else in here. Angle asks the kid if he can write his name. Kid says "what" several times. Crowd is eating it up! Pops for the kid. Angle asks another kid if he's a fan of his. The kid says yes, then says something to the extent of "you fucking fuck." Crowd is popping huge. Angle is furious. Angle rants more on Gainesville and leaves.

    12. End of show.

    Top pops:
    1. Flair
    2. Kids after Angle match/Earl Hebner
    3. Torrie's seductive dance/Terri and Ivory catfight
    4. Kane/Undertaker
    5. Albert/Scotty/Edge

    Most heat:
    1. Jericho
    2. Angle
    3. Undertaker
    4. Goldust
    5. Mr. Perfect/Test

    Final thoughts:
    It would have been great to see someone come out in Florida State Seminoles garb. The Undertaker-Flair match was set up very nicely (hometown angle). The more wrestling-oriented stars (Kidman, Tajiri) put on a good show. I'm simply amazed by Torrie, not that I already wasn't. Orton was impressive. Storm remains one of the best technical wrestlers in the business. Goldust remains one of the best characters were created. I'm guessing Flair stepped up to fill in for Stone Cold's absence. Shame on those that say Jericho was carried by Stephanie; he's a superstar by himself. I hope Angle is indeed injury-free after his match with Kane; the botched superplex was not impressive-looking, as Kane landed right on top of him with most of his weight.

    Jeff Wilen
    http://www.news-journalonline.com/column/anglendx.htm




    Thanks to The Cerebral Assassin from the LOP message forums for sending this in:

    I just got back from the house show in Gainesville, FL, and had a blast. It was
    my first house show. I had my little bro along, and it was his first time at a
    WWF event ever, and he was wowed. I'm working off of memory alone here, so I
    might have the order of things a little messed up, but otherwise, things should
    be fairly accurate. The crowd was a good-size, several thousand people, but by
    no means a sellout (not surprising, considering it was a house show)

    Got there an hour early, but they didn't start letting people in until a half-
    hour before the show started. There was a big sign up outside that said that
    Stone Cold Steve Austin would not be there, leading me to wonder what they
    would do about the main event (it had been set to be Austin vs. Undertaker). We
    found out shortly, though. The announcer (I have no idea who it was), got into
    the ring and made the announcement that Austin would not be there, which of
    course was met with resounding boos.

    Then the Undertaker came out, and started talking some smack on Gainesville,
    dissing the Gators, etc., and then he said that Austin was too scared to fight
    him and that's why he wasn't there. He then issued an open challenge to anyone
    to come out and fight him and sat down and said he wouldn't move until someone
    did. At that, Ric Flair came out (wearing Gator colors, I might add), made
    several pro-Gainesville comments, and then told Taker that he worked for Flair
    now, and he was gonna go grab the first WWF Superstar he found to fight Taker.
    Taker responded by suggesting that they finish what they started at Mania,
    challenging Flair to a No Disqualification Match. Flair accepted, and both left
    the ring to get ready.

    Triple Threat Match for the WWF Cruiserweight Title: Billy Kidman vs. Scotty
    Too Hotty vs. Tajiri w/Torrie Wilson

    Decent match here. Kidman wound up taking the brunt of the abuse and looking
    like an idiot when he missed a crossbody over the top rope to the floor that
    was intended for both Scotty and Tajiri. Scotty would hit the WORM on Kidman,
    but Tajiri would break up the pin. The match ended when Tajiri nailed Kidman
    with a stiff kick to the face for the pin to retain his belt.

    After the match, Scotty did his little dance thing, and then invited Tajiri to
    join him. Tajiri did some acrobatic shit, including a weird version of the
    WORM . Anyhow, it looked cool. Then Torrie Wilson got in the ring, took off her
    top to reveal some EXTREMELY revealing clothes, and danced for a while, before
    all three retred to the back. Damn, is she gorgeous. The TV doesn't do her
    justice.

    Trish Stratus vs. Ivory

    Terri Runnels, a Gainesville native, came out to do guest ring announcing for
    this. Ivory talked some smack on the house mic to Terry, then she and Trish
    went at it. Borefest of a match that ended with Trish getting the pin with the
    Stratusfaction. After the match, Ivory and Terri got into a catfight, and had
    to be separated by referees.

    Mr. Perfect & Shawn Stasiak vs. Hugh Morrus and Perry Saturn

    Looks like the WWF is trying to put together some new tag teams, apparently
    playing off of Stasiak's "Perfection" gimmick in WCW. Rather dull match, with
    Perfect and Stasiak looking like morons most of the time. It was way too drawn-
    out, though seeing Stasiak hit the Perfect-Plex was interesting. In the end,
    Saturn and Morrus got the win with a double-team move similar to Demolition's
    old finisher, except that Morrus held Stasiak while Saturn came off the top
    with a knee to the head.

    Lance Storm vs. Randy Orton

    This was the first time I'd seen Orton in action, and he looked good. He will
    be ready to be called up to the WWF soon. He's got amazing strength and
    incredible agility for a man his size. All in all, a good match between him and
    Storm, lots of back-and-forth action, with some interesting move reversal
    spots. The finish sucked, though, as Orton came off the top with a high
    crossbody, and Storm rolled through, hooked the leg, and got the pin. I was
    really impressed by Orton, though, and the fans seemed to take a liking to him
    easily as well.

    Albert vs. Goldust

    This match flat-out sucked, from beginning to end. It lasted about twice as
    long as it should have. For some reason, Albert kept doing weird stuff. One of
    the moves involved him grabbing Goldust's family jewels. He also slapped him on
    the ass several times, and made some other odd sexual references during the
    match-stuff that Goldust usually does. I'm beginning to think Albert is a Hip-
    Hop Homo. Goldust left the ring on two occasions to take a nine-count, and it
    was way drawn-out, with not enough in-ring action to compensate for it. The
    finish blew as well, as Goldust won with some weak-looking neckbreaker. I
    should have taken a piss break then.

    No Disqualification, No Holds Barred Match-Undertaker vs. Ric Flair

    Flair looked good for his age during this one, as he seems to gradually be
    getting himself in better shape. This one was very entertaining, a real nice
    twenty-minute slugfest. Flair got busted open badly, but in the end, he got the
    win by hitting Taker (who was preoccupied with tryin to chokeslam Hebner) with
    a chair, and then using the ropes for leverage to get the pin. Taker sold the
    chairshot like he'd been seriously injured (why can't he sell like that at
    PPVs?), and when he finally got up, he gave the finger to the crowd and walked
    to the back. This match was followed by a fifteen minute intermission, which
    was good because I had to piss.

    The Big Valbowski vs. Test

    This match was mediocre at best. Test interrupted Val's usual pre-match ritual,
    and the match was fairly slow-moving. Test really is a Kevin Nash clone. Val
    missed his top-rope splash, then tried it again and hit it, but Test kicked
    out. Test got the win with the boot, in a very forgettable match.

    Chris Jericho vs. Edge

    This was an extremely entertaining match, not just for the in-ring action, but
    for the crowd interaction. Jericho immediately drew major heat fromthe
    Gainesville fans, who were chanting "Jericho Sucks" and "Stephanie's Bitch". He
    then made matters worse by yelling at us on the house mic. Then Edge got on the
    house mic and said that yes, Jericho sucked, and that it wasn't Y2J, it was
    Y2Gay. The crowd immediately picked up on it, and started chanting it
    throughout the match. It was a good fast-paced match, back and forth, very
    entertaining. There was a big referee bump, with Jericho getting catapulted
    into Tim White. Edge hit the spear and also put Jericho in the Walls of
    Jericho, but the ref was out. While Edge was distracted by the ref, Jericho
    managed to hit the Breakdown and used his feet on the ropes for the win.

    After the match, Edge looked like he had pulled a groin or thigh muscle or
    something,because he was walking very gingerly and had to slide under the
    bottom rope on his way out rather than step between them. I hope it wasn't
    serious. He may have been selling, but I doubt it.

    Kurt Angle vs. Kane

    This was my favorite mtch of the night, because it provided the most
    entertainment during and post-match. Crowd was chanting "You suck", of course,
    and Angle was drawing major boos from the getgo. He got on the house mic and
    said "I do NOT suck!", in a whiny voice. Decent match overall, as Angle seems
    to be the one who carries Kane to his best efforts. There was one scary spot,
    though. I'm not sure if it was intentional or a blown spot, but I think it was
    the latter. Kane was up top, and Kurt Angle jumped to meet him there and give
    him that overhead suplex, but somehow he must have slipped, and the two of them
    came crashing down in a heap, with Kane lading on Angle. I really thought one
    of them might be injured, but apparently not, and they continued the match like
    nothing had happened.

    Decent psych, with Angle setting up for the ankle lock by working on Kane's
    leg. At one point, Kane put Angle in the ankle lock as well, but Angle rolled
    out of it. The finish again involved Hebner. Angle pushed Hebner after a long
    two-count, and Hebner pushed him back. Angle pushed him again, and this time,
    Hebner shoved Angle right on his ass. Angle got up, turned around, and walked
    into a chokeslam and got pinned cleanly.

    That was the last match of the evening, but the fun didn't stop there. After
    Angle recovered, as people were heading out, he got on the mic and said not to
    worry, but he was OK. The crowd started chanting "WHAT?!", and Angle went up to
    a little kid and asked him what his name was and then went "WHAT?". He did it
    again to another kid, asking if he was a big fan of Angle's, and the kid
    went "WHAT?", to which Angle replied "Don't get smart with me!" He then asked
    another kid (who had to be no older than ten) if he was a big fan of his, and
    the little kid said into the mic "Asshole, you suck, motherfucker!" The
    audience started cracking up, and the look on Angle's face was priceless. He
    tried to say something back to the kid, but he couldn't. Finally, they just
    played his music and he went to the back. Overall, it was a very entertaining
    show, with a lot of stuff being done that you can't do on TV. I had a great
    time, and I hope the WWF doesn't wait another 11 years to come back to
    Gainesville.

    Biggest Cheers:
    1. Edge
    2. Ric Flair
    3. Torrie Wilson dancing
    4. Kane
    5. tie-Val Venis and Randy Orton-this kid is gonna be a star

    Most Heat:
    1. Chris Jericho-they were all over him
    2. Kurt Angle
    3. The Undertaker
    4. The guy who announced that SCSA wouldn't be there
    5. The refs, for breaking up the Terri-Ivory catfight




    Thanks to Kyle Niblett for sending this in:

    WWF at the O'Connell Center in Gainesville, FL 3/27/02
    Attendance 5,000-6000 (Halfway full), most of 2nd and 3rd levels were empty,
    I can see why they stayed away from here for 11 years

    Show started with Tony Chimmel welcoming everyone and doing the National
    anthem as small pyro goes off. Undertaker's music hits and he comes to the
    ring. He says Steve Austin isn't here tonight because he's scared. He takes
    a chair from ringside and says he's not leaving the ring till a worker from
    the back comes out here. Ric Flair's music hits and he comes out. He says
    Undertaker doesn't work for Vince he works for Flair. He says he'll walk to
    the back and find someone. Halfway down the aisle, Undertaker says "Why
    don't we end what we started at Wrestlemania in a No Holds Barred match."
    Flair says he'll give 'Taker a "Gator Ass Whipping." (Gainesville is home of
    University of Florida Gators, Flair's wife is an alumni.) Crowd is going
    nuts.

    Triple Threat Cruiserweight Title Match
    Tajiri w/ Torrie Wilson vs. Billy Kidman vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
    Scotty comes out first, followed by Kidman. Less than a minute in Tajiri and
    a HOT Torri Wilson come down and it's a 3 way dance for the title. Spills to
    the outside as Kidman misses a plauncha. Back inside Tajiri puts Kidman in
    the tarantula, and Scotty hits the worm on Kidman. Scotty covers, only to be
    kicked in the head by Tajiri as Tajiri picks up the victory. After the match
    Scotty gets Tajiri to dance (Funniest part of night). Then Torri strips down
    into a bikini and dances with them as Scotty does the worm again.

    Mr. Perfect & Shawn Stasiak vs. Hugh Morrus & Perry Saturn
    Not much of a match here. Lots of Mr. Perfect chants even though Hugh and
    Saturn were the faces. Stasiak hits a perfect plex which is broken up by
    Hugh. Henning gets tossed to the outside as Hugh holds Stasiak and Saturn
    drops a knee from the top for the win. After the match Stasiak and Henning
    tease breaking up.

    Trish Stratus vs Ivory
    Hometown girl Terri Runnels in the guest ring announcer. She gets a huge
    pop. Ivory comes down to heat, and Trish comes out to a pop. Ivory tells
    Trish the crowd wants to see her puppies, so show them to the fans. She
    doesn't of course. Back and forth match, spills to the outside, where Ivory
    slaps Runnels. Back in the ring, Runnels slaps Ivory, Trish uses a
    springboard bulldog and picks up the W. After the match Terri and Ivory get
    in a cat fight and the refs break it up.

    Albert vs Goldust
    Lots of nut shots here. Goldust gets a good reaction from being near here.
    Not much to report on, Goldust does a lot of homosexual teasing rubbing up on
    Albert. Goldust gets win with foot on the rope.

    Lance Storm vs Randy Orton
    Orton has a great look. Lot better showing than his November match in
    Daytona Beach. Lance hits his rolling single leg crab. Orton hits a
    beautiful spinning schoolboy from the second rope that gets a pop. Lance
    tries the super kick, but Randy blocks it. Orton goes up top, hits a cross
    body, but Lance rolls over, grabs the tights, and wins. Lots of USA chants.
    Great match!

    No Holds Barred-Undertaker vs Ric Flair
    This match goes all over ringside. Flair is more of a crimson mask than at
    Wrestlemania. 'Taker hits Flair repeatedly in the head with a microphone
    while the speakers are turned on. Flair fights back with several chops. He
    more over than anyone at this show. Undertaker superplexes Flair from the
    second rope but only gets a two count much to the chagrin of 'Taker. Taker
    tries a chokeslam, but Flair low blows him and puts him in the figure four.
    Right before 'Taker takes the three count, he sits up, grabs Flair by the
    throat, and chokeslams him. Once again he only gets a two count. He goes
    after Earl Hebner, gets him up in the air for a chokeslam, only to be hit in
    the back with a chair by Flair. Taker turns around, gets hit in the head
    again with the chair, falls down and Flair pins him as the crowd goes crazy.
    Takes 'Taker 10 minutes to exit the ring as intermission begins.

    INTERMISSION

    Big Valbowski vs Test
    Venis doesn't let a chick get in the ring. He was about to but Test comes
    out to a tiny pop. Match is okay, as Test misses pumphandle slam, Val misses
    money shot, Test hits a pumphandle slam, but only gets a two count. Test
    goes for big boot but gets his nuts caught up in the rope. Val slams him and
    hits the money shot for only a two count. Val runs at Test only to get the
    big boot which gives Test the victory. Good match.

    Edge vs Chris Jericho
    Takes a long ass time to get started, as "Jericho Sucks" chants break out.
    Jericho says Gainesville suck. Then Edge gets on the mic and says "Not only
    do they say you suck, but they're also saying Y2-Gay." That starts a Y2-Gay
    chant as they finally lock up. Match goes back and forth, Jericho misses
    Lionsault when Edge puts his knees up. Edge goes for Edgecutioner, but
    Jericho low blows him and goes for Walls of Jericho. Edge reaches ropes,
    comes back and slingshots Jericho into the corner into the ref. Jericho goes
    and gets a chair tries to hit Edge but Edge spears him. Edge puts him in the
    Walls of Jericho but no ref. Jericho tries to get the ref, but Jericho uses
    his front Russian leg sweep for the win.

    Main Event-One fall to a finish-Kurt Angle vs Kane
    No mic work for this. Kurt gets the most heat of the night. Missed spot of
    the night goes to both men. It wasn't really missed, it's just Kane was on
    the second rope and Angle went up to belly to belly him, but slipped and Kane
    fell right on Kurt's right shoulder, apparently shortening the length of the
    match. Kane goes for chokeslam, Angle escapes, tries an Angle slam, and Kane
    escapes and hits the chokeslam for the win. After the match Kane's fire goes
    off as the crowd goes home happy.

    Lot better house show than the "B" one from Daytona back in November which
    featured Edge vs Christian as a main event. The "A" show in Tampa March 1st
    was a lot better, as well as Wrestlemania live. Still a great show, tons of
    entertainment which is why everyone should see WWF live. Great Show!




    Thanks to Sean Ullman for sending this in:

    I waited out side the arena to watch wrestlers arrive. The first person was Earl Hepner who was really nice. Second was Dean Malenko who didn't even acknowledge the crowd. Later Tajiri, who was on a cell phone. When Curt Henning arrived I yelled out "West Texas Rednecks" he looked up and yelled "Rap is Still Crap". He stopped and watched me spit and slap my gum, As I never practice I missed, he said it was because I "wasn't athletic"

    I just got back from the Gainesville house show. The announcer got on the mic and said that the original card was made before the brand extension. So today there will be wrestlers from both the raw and smack down brands, this will be the last time this will happen. Also Stone Cold Steve Austin will not be at the event.

    The arena was at most three quarters full.

    Undertaker's music hit, interrupting him, he said the reason Austin was not coming was because he was scared to fight UT. UT said that he was going to stay in the ring until somebody came out to challenge him to a match. Ric Flair came out wearing an orange gator shirt. He said that he is on Flairs roster and has to listen to Flair. Flair was going to go to the back and find someone for UT to wrestle. UT made fun of his "gay orange shirt" to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Flair decided he would fight UT tonight. UT said he would make Flair bleed. Flair made the match no DQ.

    Cruiser Weight Title Match
    Tajiri (c) with Torrie vs. Billy Kidman vs. Scottie 2 Hotty
    Very good match, Torrie is so hot. The match went back and forth, until finally Tajiri got the kick on Billy Kidman
    Winner and still Cruiser Weight Champion: Tajiri

    Ivory vs. Trish
    Guest Ring Announcer: Terri
    Decent women's match, Ivory got on the mic and told Trish to keep her clothes on. Trish won with the Stratusfaction.
    Winner: Trish

    Randy Orton (Sp?) vs. Lance Storm
    Randy has a future in the WWF, he has a great look (as my girlfriend told me) and really good in ring ability. The match was a technical wrestling fest. Randy with a cross body off the top, reversed into a cradle.
    Winner: Lance Storm

    Mr. Perfect & Shawn Stasiak vs. Hugh Morris & Perry Saturn
    The crowd was really behind Hugh and Saturn. Shawn's underwear was sticking out of his shorts for most the match. I yelled to tell him that, he looked at me and gave me a weird semi seductive look, he tucked in the wrong side, so I had to tell him it was the other side. Classic Perfect match. Hugh and Saturn did a tag team finisher, where Saturn held Stasiak parallel to the ground, and Hugh did a knee drop off the top rope for the win.
    Winner: Hugh Morris and Perry Saturn

    Goldust vs. Albert
    Goldust was gay. Rubbing and feeling on Albert. Long count out section of the match got Goldust a lot of heat. Albert did the helicopter move, and the ball grab. Goldust with the neck breaker for the win
    Winner: Goldust

    No DQ Match
    Undertaker vs. Flair
    Crowd was really behind Flair, whose age is very apparent when your in the second row,. They fought to the outside, the ring was in my way so I couldn't see what was going on, when they walked away, Flair was covered in his blood. Back in the ring UT did a superplex off the top rope. Flair put on the figure four, but UT fought out. Flair hit him with a steal chair two times, and used the ropes to get the pin.
    Winner: Ric Flair

    Intermission

    The Big Valboski vs. Test
    Val did his Hello Ladies thing. Then my camera died and I went looking for a replacement, which I could not find.
    Winner: Test

    Chris Jericho vs. Edge
    A few Stephanie's Bitch chants, and a lot of Jericho sucks chants. Edge said he should be called Y2Gay, and the crowd started to chant Y2Gay. Very entertaining match, as I am a Jericho mark. The ref got knocked out, Edge put Jericho in the Liontamer, and he tapped out. Edge tried to wake up the ref Jericho eventually used the ropes for the pin.
    Winner: Jericho

    Kurt Angle vs. Edge
    The usual You Suck chants for Kurt. Big pop for Kane. Typical match, Angle got on the mic and said "Oh Yeah (sarcastically) You Suck". Earl Hepner pushed Angle down and Kane came off the top of the rope and pinned Angle.
    Winner: Kane

    After the match Kurt got on the mic and said that Gainesville sucks what is there to do besides waste precious time. The asked some young boy how old he was he said 10, he made a comment about how, everyone else in Gainesville needs to stop mooching off their parents and get a job. He asked the boy if he could write his name, the boy said "what" , Angle said not to get smart with him. After the kid saying what a few times, The Coach had to hold Angle back. He asked another kid what his name was his name was Sean, the kid (about 12) said, "what's up mother fucker" over the mic. Angle was shocked, he asked how he could disrespect an Olympic gold metalist. Funny, although inappropriate ending.

    I have been to a few house shows, Raws and Smackdowns, and this was the most entertaining event.

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