WWF Jakked/Metal Report 3-24-02
    Submitted by Pete Nyman on Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 1:01 PM EST

    WWF Metal Television Report 3-24-02
    By Pete Nyman
    Hosts: Johnathan Coachman & Kevin Kelly

    -First Match: Albert & Scotty Too Hotty vs. Crash Holly & Funaki:
    Albert & Crash Holly start. Lockup. Albert shoves down Crash Holly. Albert then knocks Funaki and Crash's heads together. Albert hits a two-handed chokeslam on Crash Holly and then he does the Giant Swing on Crash with Funaki on his back. Scotty Too Hotty comes in. He pins Funaki for a 2 count. Crash Holly hits a clothesline on Scotty on the ring apron after he attempts to do the Worm. Crash Holly gets tagged in and hits an elbow and a pin for a 2 count. Funaki comes in. He hits an elbow and an eye gouge. Crash Holly comes back in. Funaki chokes Scotty Too Hotty in the corner while Crash distracts the referee. Crash Holly with a snapmare and a pin for a 2 count. He delivers a knee to the gut but then Scotty Too Hotty comes back with a neckbreaker. Funaki and Albert get tagged in. Albert clotheslines Funaki and then hits the Juke N' Jive on Crash Holly. Albert hits the sit-out Gorilla Press Slam and pins for a 2 count. The Soul Train by Albert & Scotty Too Hotty, ! and then Scotty hits the Worm and Albert hits the splash and pin for a 3 count and the win.
    Winners: Albert & Scotty Too Hotty.

    -Continental Airlines Arena House Show hype by Chris Leary.

    -Commercial Break.

    -WWF Burn of the Night: They show Spike Dudley, Christian, & Maven winning the WWF Hardcore title at Wrestlemania X-8. What about The Hurricane & Mighty Molly?

    -They show highlights of this past episode of Tough Enough.

    -Commercial Break.

    -They show highlights from WWF Axxess.

    -Second Match: The Big Valbowski vs. Lance Storm:
    And the WWF continues to torture me with this Big Valbowski name. Valbowski does the towel thing. I would have liked to see Storm interrupt it, but he still gets a good reception from the crowd. Lockup. Shoulders to Valbowski's gut in the corner. Knees to the face in the corner as well. The Big Valbowski hits a clothesline. Another one. Valbowski now with a backbody drop and an elbow. Valbowski hits a kneedrop and a shoulder knockdown. Lance Storm gets some offense in with a sleeperhold. The Big Valbowski reverses it into a sit-out powerbomb with a pin for a 2 count. Lance Storm hits a jawbreaker and a German Suplex with the bridge for a 2 count. Valbowski hits a spinebuster and he locks in a Camel clutch and then turns it into a pin for a 3 count. Lance Storm then takes off The Big Valbowski's head with a superkick. Storm couldn't even win in Canada?
    Winner: The Big Valbowski.

    -Footage is shown of Hulk Hogan & The Rock vs. Scott Hall & Kevin Nash highlights, of the promo and the match, from Raw.

    -Highlights are shown of X-Pac joining the nWo on Raw.

    -Commercial Break.

    -Footage is shown from Raw of Linda McMahon announcing the split....err I mean "brand extension".

    -Footage is shown of the Vince McMahon & Ric Flair confrontation on Raw.

    -Commercial Break.

    -Lugz Boot of the Week: Brock Lesnar destroys a bunch of Hardcore wrestlers on Raw.

    -Main Event: Mr. Perfect & The Bossman vs. The APA:
    Team Old School kicking in here. Mr. Perfect and Faarooq start off. Perfect lays in the chops to Faarooq. Faarooq hits an elbow and a flying shoulder knockdown, from the second rope. Faarooq pins Mr. Perfect for a 2 count. Bossman and Bradshaw get tagged in. Shoulder knockdown and an elbow drop by Bradshaw, and he gets a pin for a 2 count. Knee to the gut by Bradshaw. The Bossman comes back with an eye rake and a clothesline. Mr. Perfect comes in. Bradshaw delivers the backdrop to him. The Bossman comes in and kicks Bradshaw in the head. Double shoulder knockdown by Mr. Perfect and The Bossman, but no cover because Faarooq distracts the referee. Bradshaw hits a backbody drop on The Bossman. Mr. Perfect comes in. Bradshaw gives him a back suplex. Faarooq and The Bossman come in. Faarooq hits an atomic drop, a clothesline, and a powerslam, and pins Bossman for a 2 count. Mr. Perfect and The Bossman double team, but Bradshaw breaks it up and Faarooq powerbombs The Bossman a! nd pins him for a 3 count.
    Winners: The APA.

    -Chris Leary hypes a House Show at the Nassau Coliseum. He said to bring signs during his shilling, but I don't think the WWF allows signs for a House Show.

    -Commercial Break.

    -Raw hype.

    -Sunday Night Heat hype.

    -End Show.

    -Notes: Good wrestling overall. The best match was Lance Storm vs. The Big Valbowski, but Val Venis has to lose the Valbowski name. I also wonder if after the split, Raw wrestlers will be wrestling on Metal. Or will they cancel the show? I hope not, or else there would be millions of people not being able to read my reports anymore. Until next week(hopefully), so long. You can send me feedback at Flexholly@aol.com




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