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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [80] - RAWR!!! (Say Sayonara Stables) - Feb 9, 2010 - 1:57:58 AM
Bret stubbornly runs up the electric bill while Shawn refuses to play nice with others.

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Posted in: Hustle Is Posting Right Now
Believe The HIPE - Week 6 (February 5th - February 11th) - Feb 8, 2010 - 11:58:06 PM
Week 6 of The HIPE Train? Yezzur. Believe, ladies and gentlemen.

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Posted in: The Northern Star
Seven Things I Think I Think This Week(02/07 to 02/13/2010) - Feb 8, 2010 - 4:21:12 PM
Week 21

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Posted in: BCR is Wrestling
BCR is Wrestling #35 - An Unusual Rant. - Feb 8, 2010 - 2:43:06 AM
I don't normally rant on TNA, but the recent booking of the tag team division makes me miss what they had going on in 2008 and early 2009. Bring it back please TNA.

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Posted in: The Northern Star
Seven Things I Think I Think This Week(01/31/10 to 02/06/10) - Feb 6, 2010 - 9:39:58 AM
Week 20

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [79] - STD (Congestive Qualifying Contests) - Feb 6, 2010 - 3:23:03 AM
My Edgykins helps out Haiti and ditches the Winter Olympics in Vancouver for the blue brand.

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Posted in: International Fun Slide
International Fun Slide [39] - Feb 5, 2010 - 6:14:22 PM
pyschic conversating

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Posted in: Hustle Is Posting Right Now
Believe The HIPE - Week 5 (January 29th - February 4th) - Feb 4, 2010 - 11:50:38 PM
Yup, it's Week 5 of The HIPE. Believe.

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Posted in: The Classic Paper Review
The Current Paper Review - Vol VIII – Royal Rumble 2010 - Feb 2, 2010 - 4:19:27 PM
Mazza is back with his Current Paper Review, looking at the Royal Rumble 2010. This week is a 2 for 1 offer as he also delivers a Classic Paper Review of the Royal Rumble 1992.

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [78] - RAWR!!! (Michaels' Mirroring Maniac) - Feb 2, 2010 - 1:06:49 AM
Shawn suffers a middle aged crisis while Bret signs up for a gangbang in broad daylight.

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Posted in: Ripped To Shreds
Ripped To Shreds #29: Undead. Undeniable. Undertaker. - Feb 1, 2010 - 4:02:43 PM
Lasting twenty years in World Wrestling Entertainment is not an easy task. Just what is the current state of the Undertaker?

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Posted in: The Eyes of a Monkey
TEOAM # 72: Soul Searching Sun (Side A) - Jan 30, 2010 - 7:21:27 PM
THE MONKEY makes his return to the main page.

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [77] - STD (Raging Rumble Winners) - Jan 30, 2010 - 4:42:36 PM
DX gets lost searching for a college house party while Morrison hates on the British.

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Posted in: BCR is Wrestling
BCR is Wrestling #34 - TNA's Recent Acquisitions - Jan 29, 2010 - 2:08:19 AM
A look at five of TNA's what the future holds for five of TNA's most recent acquisitions.

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Posted in: Hustle Is Posting Right Now
Believe The HIPE - Week 4 (January 22nd - January 28th) - Jan 28, 2010 - 11:41:58 PM
Week 4 of The HIPE, ladies and gentlemen. Believe.

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Posted in: The Classroom
The Classroom - Teacher's Lounge VIII (audio show) - Jan 28, 2010 - 8:21:11 PM
8th episode of the Teacher's Lounge audio show.

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Posted in: Just Business
Spandex Fortnightly - The Spiffies! - Jan 27, 2010 - 8:22:17 PM
SpF brings you the 2009 Spiffies! Enjoy!

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Posted in: The Northern Star
Seven Things I Think I Think This Week(1/24/10 to 1/30/10) - Jan 27, 2010 - 3:35:46 PM
Week 19

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Posted in: The Classic Paper Review
Smarks Court - Case #007 - The People vs JohnnyBoomerang - Rumble Sucks? - Jan 26, 2010 - 6:00:16 AM
Uncle Joe and Mazza are back with the verdict for the reader's nominations of Wrestler of the Decade. Their new case will see JohnnyBoomerang in the dock for his hatred of the Royal Rumble match.

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [76] - RAWR!!! (Cena Creates Conflict) - Jan 26, 2010 - 1:52:57 AM
Vinnie Mac books another date with Bret and DX have both gone limp in the pants.

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Posted in: The Northern Star
Seven Things I Think I Think This Week(01/17/10 to 01/23/10) - Jan 23, 2010 - 7:52:27 PM
Week 18

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [75] - STD (Praise Punk's Power) - Jan 23, 2010 - 12:10:51 AM
Cookie Monster shaves some hobag and Rey Rey demands respect from a guy twice his size.

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Posted in: Hustle Is Posting Right Now
Believe The HIPE - Week 2.5 (January 15th - January 21st) - Jan 21, 2010 - 11:34:53 PM
Yup, you guessed it.. another week of Hustle Originals for the masses. Believe The HIPE.

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [74] - RAWR!!! (Horny Handles Heder) - Jan 19, 2010 - 2:36:00 AM
Celebrities invade Tennessee for a night and Big Show possibly finds a new butt buddy!

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Posted in: Ripped To Shreds
Ripped To Shreds #28: Smells Like Teen Spirit - Jan 16, 2010 - 10:23:25 PM
Vince McMahon used to hold his fans in the palm of his hand. But how is it, over the years, the fans started to rebel against the product?

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [73] - STD (Rey Reclaiming Royalty?) - Jan 15, 2010 - 11:46:59 PM
SkitZ returns for take two! How could it possibly be worse than RAW's current product?

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Posted in: Hustle Is Posting Right Now
Believe The HIPE - Week 2 (January 8th - January 14th) - Jan 14, 2010 - 11:52:08 PM
It's Week 2 of The HIPE, ladies and gentlemen. No more needs to be said.

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Posted in: International Fun Slide
International Fun Slide [38] - Jan 14, 2010 - 3:44:53 AM
they asked, i said maybe. then i said no.

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Posted in: Just Business
Spandex Fortnightly presents: A.W.E.S.O.M.E - The Grand Final - Jan 13, 2010 - 3:53:24 PM
Just when you thought you'd seen the last of us....

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Posted in: Just Business
Just Business #42 - It Isn't Difficult - Jan 12, 2010 - 9:25:44 AM
Raw pissed me off. Watch and learn.

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [72] - RAWR!!! (Tyson Totally Tanks) - Jan 12, 2010 - 1:24:59 AM
Hallelujah for mediocrity! Iron Mike makes a mockery of my sanity.

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Posted in: The Northern Star
Seven Things I Think I Think This Week(01/10/10 to 01/16/10) - Jan 11, 2010 - 12:05:46 AM
Week 17

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Posted in: Hustle Is Posting Right Now
Believe The HIPE - Week 1 (January 1st - January 7th) - Jan 8, 2010 - 1:34:22 AM
Hustle Is Posting Everyday. Believe, folks.

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Posted in: The Classroom
The Classroom - Teacher's Lounge VII - Jan 8, 2010 - 12:51:02 AM
8th edition of the Teacher's Lounge audio show.

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Posted in: The Classic Paper Review
The Current Smarks Court Review - Some TNA Thing + Case #006 - You Prosecute - Jan 6, 2010 - 3:20:24 AM
Mazza and Uncle Joe are back in Smarks Court to wrap up the Dirtbag of the Decade case and also give the readers a chance to present their cases for best wrestler of the decade. Maz will also be trying to shake off his ringrust with a review of Final Resolution 2009.

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Posted in: The Northern Star
Seven Things I Think I Think This Week(01/03/10 to 01/09/10) - Jan 4, 2010 - 12:31:15 AM
Week 16

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Posted in: Just Business
Just Business #41 - The Canadian Blueberry - Jan 3, 2010 - 6:53:21 AM
I love Canadian Blueberries.

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
Taste My Rainbow [71] - Until Death Tears Us Apart - Jan 3, 2010 - 12:25:16 AM
This is a time of joyful celebration! Or mourning. I'm pulling a complete 180.

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Posted in: COLUMNS
The WRATH OF TITO - Revising Bret Hart versus Vince McMahon/Shawn Michaels, more - Dec 31, 2009 - 3:41:03 PM
Today's generation of wrestling fans who may be in their teenage years might not understand the legitimate and personal heat between Bret Hart and Vince McMahon/Shawn Michaels... As an old-man wrestling fan (Jesus, I'm just 29 years old, but I have been watching since 1987 or so), allow me to explain, especially since I've written on this topic many many many many many many many times as a columnist form 1998-2005. Furthermore, Bret's return has sparked my interest in his book, which is on my book pile...

So thus, let's revisit WHY the WWE return of Bret Hart deserves the attention, as well as adding additional perspective as to WHY Bret Hart is actually returning to the WWE.

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Posted in: The Northern Star
Seven Things I Think I Think This Week(12/27/2009 to 01/03/2010) - Dec 27, 2009 - 9:40:28 PM
Week 15

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
TMR [70] - Perplexed By Her Preposterous Polish Perspective - Dec 27, 2009 - 3:39:59 PM
In the spirit of Christmas, SkitZ allows you to mingle with his significant other.

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Posted in: Hustle Is Posting Right Now
Hustle Is Posting Right Now: Volume 61 ("The Hussies" Edition) - Dec 24, 2009 - 7:19:03 AM
My year-end awards for 2009, as well as a few resolutions for 2010.

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Posted in: The Classroom
The Classroom - Yes, Virginia, There Is A WrestleMania - Dec 24, 2009 - 12:53:57 AM
Why does Sean Taylor watch professional wrestling? Just read and find out!

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Posted in: Hustle Is Posting Right Now
Hustle Is Posting Right Now: Volume 60.5 ("Throwback 2" Edition) - Dec 23, 2009 - 3:34:58 AM
I re-posted something that I originally posted back in May. I'm having complications with my modem at the moment. A brand new column will be posted here tomorrow ("tomorrow" being Wednesday, because it's still Tuesday night here).

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Posted in: International Fun Slide
International Fun Slide [37] - Dec 22, 2009 - 8:26:28 PM
shit about kids and cocks

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Posted in: Ripped To Shreds
Ripped To Shreds #27: Caught Up In The Moment - Dec 21, 2009 - 5:54:48 AM
There are many great moments in WWE history. Which one has been the greatest of all time?

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Posted in: The Northern Star
Seven Things I Think I Think This Week(12/20/2009 to 12/26/2009) - Dec 20, 2009 - 10:02:04 PM
Week 14

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Posted in: Taste My Rainbow
TMR [69] - Leave Me Lengthy Ludicrous Lists At Your Leisure - Dec 20, 2009 - 12:53:57 AM
Pfft... like your opinions matter. False self-esteem FTW!

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Posted in: COLUMNS
The WRATH OF TITO - Brock Lesnar's future in pro wrestling, and more - Dec 16, 2009 - 9:17:26 PM
When BROCK LESNAR won the UFC Title against Randy Couture on November 15, 2008 and then avenging his UFC debut loss to Frank Mir on July 11, 2009, to which afterward, much like a pro wrestler, he cut a lewd promo and taunted the crowd... It got me thinking... Lesnar is a former NCAA Heavyweight Champion, former WWE Champion, former New Japan Heavyweight Champion, current UFC Champion (until further notice), and he had a legitimate NFL tryout despite not playing football for 10 years prior to the tryout...

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Posted in: The Classic Paper Review
Smarks Court - Case #005 - End of Year Special - Dirtbag of the Decade - Dec 15, 2009 - 9:22:29 AM
Mazza and Joe are back with a special edition of Smarks Court. This week they will wrap up the case against Xanman on whether Hogan would be good for TNA and the new case sees a change in format where 5 LOP forum members present their cases for the person who has done the most to hurt pro wrestling this decade.

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